33 Risen#re

A/N: to anyone that didn't read the authors thoughts of the previous chapter, you should know that the next 8-10 chapters will not be focused on Lirian but on another set of characters in the world, all of this is super important to the plot and will tie into the current events of the story, I hope you enjoy it, I did my best to make it as fun as possible.

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Alrighty then, you don't know me… yet.

Well not that I'm super important, but what I can tell you is that my family is.

First thing about my family that you need to know is that we have a special rule… well its not so much a rule for the members but one for those in my position.

By the name of all vengeful gods out there I curse them for tricking me into this position, well not that I can blame them, all my predecessors were tricked into this position…

How do I know that you might ask, well the answer is related to the special rule, and it it's going to be a whopper because I bet you that none of you have ever heard of a family having such a rule.

Well here goes I'm going to tell you the rule,

Follow the script.

Oh yeah, you just read that right, and you probably don't even know what it means, but yes that's the motherfucking rule, that is the bane of my existence.

When I want to go against the script it flashes it's words in my minds eye.

'Just do it, seriously just stick to the script.'

That's what it tells me, then when I begin to doubt the script it has something to say.

'All will go well if you follow the script,'

And I know it's stupid, but I always follow the script, and all has seemingly gone well.

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Let's jump ahead a little.

It was a nice day when I was reading the script, and in the script and went out for a little stroll, when I say little stroll, I mean I went to the this war zone in the old Golgoth empire, it's a resource rich planet and there are like a dozen different factions fighting over it.

So I figured that I could stretch my lovely long legs out here, you're probably thinking that I'm conceited for saying this but I'm a beauty like no other.

I have an ass that every men and women wants to grab, and breasts that can turn a 100 000-year-old men in to breast suckling toddlers, just wait until I walk onto a battlefield and you'll see my effect.

I just need to stand in the field and all the fighting will come to a stop as the soldiers mouths begin to foam and froth, and their eyes contract with unbridled desire, it just makes killing them that much easier, not that it would be any trouble for me.

Beauty is a weapon and so many women just fail to use it properly, but well I'm an exception.

I jumped from outside the atmosphere and went free falling onto the planet, I enjoyed the warm flames that licked me all over as I created a burning stream across the skies and soon landed not even bothering to break my fall.

'Thirty feet, huh, I hoped it would be more', I thought as I climbed out of the crater I made and took my first look at the world around me.

It was a lovely area that I landed in with lush green trees and soft grass that rolled out over the ground, unfortunately there seemed to be no life around this area, 'Well what can I expect after crashing into this lovely space and making a racket.

'It's such a pity that I didn't land in some battlefront, it would have made for a spectacular landing, and when I climbed out of the crater, the soldiers would have all come running to me as they admired my beauty, then they would have all died with lovely smiles on their faces when I snapped my fingers.'

I strolled through the shade of the trees on the forest, it wasn't like the sun would cause me any trouble, but there was just something magical about walking in the shade of a forest.

But as I enjoyed my time in here I saw something, something that I could not resist.

In a little clearing, there was a massive phallic shaped rock.

Now listen here I know what you're thinking right about now, so I'm going to tell you this only once get your mind out of the gutter.

As I looked upon this rock I had no choice but to approach, 'Why you ask,' well get used to hearing this reasoning, it's because it was in the script, and I already told you the special rule.

Follow the script.

It wasn't my first time seeing such an object, in truth you'll be amazed to find out just how many naturally occurring penis shaped objects exist in the universe and believe me I know.

It's right here in the script if you don't believe me, all my predecessor had come across such objects in their travels, and why was it all recorded in the scripts well that's because of one of the instructions in the script.

'If you ever see a phallic shaped object in nature, climb it and sit on the very top of it for twelve days and nights, if you need to forget that you're sitting on a penis, just imagine that you sitting beneath a bodhi tree.'

At times like that I swear it's like the script is trying to be funny but I'm not amused, and I don't know what a bodhi tree is, but I know that it had some relation to one of those old schools of spirituality, I believe the people that spoke of such trees were called monks.

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Twelve days slowly passed with me sitting on this dumb rock that was sticking in my ass by now, I know that as a great seventh-grader with a perfect second accord Pugilists technique I aught to have learned about some patience but I can't stand doing this any longer.

Just as I was getting ready leave this place and have my fun that I originally came here for in the first place something happened, something that can only be called weird.

A man came falling from the sky, nope not a bird and certainly not a plain, a man, but he wasn't flying he was free falling.

He definitely didn't come from outside the atmosphere he was leaving no trail behind him, and I could see nothing flying above him that could have dropped him off.

Did he teleport?, he must be someone important to know such a technique, but as I inspected him, I realized something, he was a 100% mortal, without a shred of world energy inside of him.

That's when I noticed something else that didn't seem odd at first, but now that I knew he was mortal, I looked at his face only to find that he had an expression of absolute calmness.

If he were a cultivator, it would be fine but at this rate he'd just fall down and go splat against the ground, there would be a mush meat paste that scavengers would be happy to eat.

Which is why his calmness made me wonder if he was brain dead or something, that's when he spun in the air, he didn't slow down but, now his head was facing the ground.

If he hit the ground his brains were going to pop out and spill everywhere like a piñata, I really wanted to catch him, don't get me wrong I don't care if he dies, but I just want to know why he's so calm in the face of such danger.

But that's when the script showed itself in my minds eye, telling or rather warning me not to catch him.

As I sat there watching, I remembered parts of the script from when I read ahead, it mentioned this part of the event, I remember it clearly, but hell I don't know how I ever forgot, this is what we've been waiting for, all of us who've sat on phallic shaped rocks, have been waiting for such a scene.

I swear I hate this fucking script, its drive me mad, I read ahead but I can never remember what I read until it's happening, I don't get to dwell much on that blasted script, because that's when I noticed that man's trajectory change just slightly.

But that slight change sends him directly at me, I want to reach out and catch him but the scripts warns me not to, I know I hate it too, but what can I do, good things happen when I follow the script.

I don't know how the next part happened it was like his head was attracted to my pretty head because suddenly his head crashed into mine, it hardly counted as an itch to me, but I could hear the mans skull cracking.

That's when the script told me I could catch him, and so I did before his skulled popped I wouldn't want his guts to mess my lovely dress.

It was an odd first meeting, and he was the mortal boy, I would come to regard as an equal, by all rights I should have called him master after all that he would teach me, but no way was I going to call a young man master.

Especially after the way he insulted me before he left, I swear if I ever see him again, I'm going to pop open his lovely face and scope out his brains.

'His name was Lucian..'

'Lucian Vizsalis'