Chapter 80: Calm as a boa constrictor
Chapter 80: Calm as a boa constrictor
– Well, here we are. We usually train here. We can assume that the third training ground is officially behind us. – said Tsunade, upon arrival.
And it’s not bad here. The area is well suited for training, and it is located not far from the Kage residence.
If I’m not mistaken, it was on this site that Kakashi conducted his exam for Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto.
Shifting my gaze to the trio, I calmly asked.
– Well, which one of you will test me? –
Slightly surprised, Jiraya said.
– So you understand that we want to test you? –
In response to such a question, I just looked at him like an idiot…
– Jiraya, you’re an idiot. If he was able to graduate from the academy in a month, then he will definitely have more brains than you. – Tsunade said surprisingly calmly, thoughtfully looking at me.
Jiraya, clutching his heart, said with a smile.
– Oh Tsunade, your words make my heart ache. –
Tsuna didn’t react to Jiraya in any way. She kept looking at my face.
– Is something wrong? Is there something on my face? I asked, running my hand over my face.
The blonde, coming out of the trance thoughtfully and calmly said.
“No, there’s nothing wrong with your face. It’s just that you look a little like my grandmother, Mito Uzumaki. –
Heck! Emergency situation! We need to distract her quickly! Damn, she’s the first one to notice it! Is this a fucking woman’s intuition? I don’t believe it!
– Perhaps, after all, we come from the same clan. Okay, stop looking at me! Let’s start sparring! So be it, I’ll give you a head start, you can fight against me three! I said arrogantly, in an attempt to hurt her pride.
From her indignant, slightly angry face, I realized that the attempt was successful.
–You little, arrogant asshole! Do you think that, having overtaken your classmates a little bit, you can challenge us?! And all three of them!? I wanted to put Jiraya against you, but now I’ve decided to personally kick your ass and bring you back from heaven to earth! – crunching her fists, she roared.
Jiraya and Orochimaru were also outraged by my words, but when they saw Tsunade, they quickly retreated away.
When they were running away, I heard Jiraya muttering: – Tsunade got angry! He’s fucked! I hope Uzumaki will be helped by his increased vitality. Orochi, prepare the first aid kit. –
God, what good guys, they care about my life. A little tear of emotion did not come out…
Meanwhile, Tsuna was slowly advancing on me like a Titanic, flexing her fists.
I don’t want to fight her, she’s still a girl, although she’s more like a girl.
It’s not in my nature to hit women… I don’t like it very much.
Okay, I’ll try not to hit too hard, and also I won’t touch the face…
It’s good that I can heal her quickly after sparring.
Closing his eyes, he activated his abilities for a moment: the Emperor’s Eyes and the Imperial Zone.
This allowed me to instantly learn everything about Tsunade’s body. Strength, agility, endurance, the amount of chakra and even its control.
As a bonus, now I know how Tsuna looks naked. Do not envy this, because more often men come across under the abilities, and just not very physically attractive people.
Ahem, a little distracted, let’s get back to her strength.
Tsunade’s physical strength is slightly higher than mine, because she is four years older. If she were a man, the gap would be even bigger.
Her agility is only slightly inferior to mine.
She has quite a lot of stamina for a girl of her age yet she is Senju… It’s not even worth comparing with me.
In perception, Tsunade is slightly better than his peers. My perception is better.
The mind and Spirit of the girl are quite high, yet it is not for nothing that she is called a genius.
Chakra control is already about at the level of chunin. It looks like she has already started training in irenjutsu.
As a result, it turns out that according to the characteristics she is almost chunin.
But as I said, skills and abilities decide here, so I have no doubt that she can easily pile on three chunins.
Unfortunately, she came across an abnormal genin who was the “Emperor of Mankind” in a previous life.
From the third person.
Tetsuya’s thoughts didn’t take a second, so when he opened his eyes, Tsunade was just preparing to attack.
– Take it! She exclaimed, delivering a direct blow to Uzumaki’s head.
The girl’s hands were strengthened by the chakra so that the explosive force behind the blow was great.
But the blow was not destined to hit the target.
Tetsuya smoothly removed his head from the trajectory of the attack and in response attacked with the same force with his palm.
– “Damn!” – the girl mentally cursed, seeing the situation.
Crossing her arms over her chest, she took the blow on them.
*BANG* There was a loud sound of impact as Tetsuya’s attack landed on Tsunade’s hands.
The girl drove away three meters, leaving two furrows on the ground with her feet.
The hand at the site of the blow turned red. The capillaries inside burst, a large bruise quickly formed.
“If I hadn’t strengthened my arms, he would have broken them! It hurts… the asshole seems to be able to strengthen the chakra strikes better than me.” – she shouted in surprise in her thoughts.
Having received such a rebuff, Tsunade decided to take this sparring much more seriously.
Tetsuya at this moment decided to tease the girl a little.
Grinning, he said in a boring, slightly contemptible tone.
–Is that all?” In the village, you, like those two, are called geniuses, but I only see an ordinary, clan princess, raised by good teachers, great resources and personally Hokage. –
From the girl’s slightly narrowed eyes and deep breathing, it was clear that Tetsuya’s words had hit the right place.
But she didn’t attack violently, no. Now she began to carefully examine and analyze the little red-haired guy with heterochromia of the eyes.
– “Hush Tsunade, hush. The little shit is teasing you on purpose. Do not mindlessly attack. It won’t lead to anything good.” she reassured herself.
Nearby, Jiraya and Orochimaru were standing under a tree.
And if Orochimaru, as always, calmly looked at the sparring, then Jiraiya was shocked.
– It’s impossible. Impossible! Where does such power come from? More precisely, where did he get such control? My God, the same blow came to Tsunade, which I constantly catch from her… Orochi, why are you so calm? Did you see that? –
– Yes, I saw it. He’s very strong. I felt it right away when I saw him, there in the office. –
– Yes? I’m not surprised you guessed. After all, you are the strongest in our three… By the way, why didn’t you tell us that? – a little indignantly, at the end, Jiraya asked.
Orochimaru looked into Jirae’s eyes calmly and even innocently said.
– And you didn’t ask. –
– God, I so want to hit you now…–
– I’m stronger than you…–
“That’s one of the reasons I’m holding back, Orochi…–
At that moment, Tsunade decided to attack again.
Strengthening her legs with chakra, she quickly ran to Tetsuya.
The girl decided to attack with her foot, reinforced with chakra.
The foot was approaching the hero’s chest at high speed, but he knew that this was just a deception.
At this moment, Tsunade twisted and jumped slightly, attacked with the second leg directly to the head, or rather to the temple.
Tetsuya saw through such weak tricks even without the Eyes of the Emperor and the Imperial Zone.
Slightly crouching, he dodged the blow and immediately counterattacked.
Strengthening his hands with chakra, Tetsuya attacked the girl’s stomach with two palms.
Now Tsunade had no support and could not dodge in any way.
This attack carried much more power than the previous one, since Tetsuya wanted her to finish this sparring.
*BANG* The sound of the impact was much bigger than before.
The attack sent Tsunade flying three to four meters high, which indicated the power behind it.
But Tetsuya knew that his blows did not hit the target.
– I thought we were sparring without ninjutsu. – he said calmly, looking in the direction of Jirai and Orochimaru. There was Tsuna sitting on a tree next to them.
The girl flying in the air with the sound of *POOF* turned into an ordinary log, which then shattered into splinters.
Tsunade managed to fold the seal and use Kawarimi, a Replacement Technique.
Then our hero felt how the center of Tsunade’s chakra disappeared, and then appeared in another place, but it was too late to stop the attack.
– I didn’t say that we fight without ninjutsu. she replied, clearly a little embarrassed that she had to run.
Smiling at this answer, Tetsuya said.
– Okay, then it’s my turn. –
After folding the seal, and using the chakra, he performed the Shadow Cloning technique.
A second later, a hundred copies of our hero appeared in the clearing.
One hundred clones that possessed Tetsui’s skills and abilities, including the Emperor’s Eyes and the Imperial Zone.
Tsunade and Jiraya were surprised by such an army, but it was the second one who reacted faster.
– Stop, stop, stop! We’ve seen your Tetsuya skills, enough sparring for today. Guys, let’s go to a restaurant, otherwise I’m so hungry! Yes, and Orochimaru, too, most likely! Yes Orochi? He began to speak quickly, trying to save Tsuna’s pride.
Orochimaru also understood the plan of the teammate, so he decided to play along with him.
– Yes, Jiraya. I’m very hungry too. –
Tsunade was not stupid, so she quickly saw through what they had planned.
– Hmm. If you want to eat so much, then I agree to interrupt the match and admit a draw. That’s just what a beginner will say to this? – closing her eyes and turning away, she said.
– Okay, I agree to a draw. Still, I’m hungry too. – our hero answered with a cheeky grin. This grin said: “We understand that I won”
This grin infuriated Tsuna and made Jiraya smile awkwardly.
Orochimaru was as calm as a boa constrictor.
Then they went to a restaurant where they continued their acquaintance.