Chapter 334
Chapter 334: Chapter 333-I can’t lie anymore
An ignorant streamer.
“I think a lot of people are playing the game ‘excavate for Ascension.’ I’ll try it out too. I wonder if it’s fun.”
“It looks quite retarded.”
“Is this person disabled? He doesn’t have legs. ”
“Oh my God, is this how you play?”
“I’m going up this tree now, right? I don’t think I can go up, so I thought I should push myself up. ”
“F**K! NO! Is there something wrong with this game?”
“Why can’t I even cross this tree?”
“I’m starting to understand those streamers who have been driven crazy.”
“What move is this? counter storm?”
“This game is all about metaphysics, okay? There’s no technique to speak of, and it completely ignores all the laws of physics!”
“Who can help me press down on Newton’s coffin?”
“OH?NICE! I’m coming over to this tree!”
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“Eh? Why are you all saying “welcome home”? Why was this the starting and ending point of the game? What’s the meaning of this?”
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A certain blame-throwing live streamer.
“Go! Let’s go!”
“Sigh, my mouse isn’t good enough. There’s a problem with the mouse’s sensitivity!”
“Wait, wait a moment! Let’s go! Let’s go! Let’s go!×N”
Although he kept shouting to leave, the bald muscular man was still walking in the same place.
“Ah!”
“Almost, almost. Don’t worry, I got a little hot from shouting and my hand is cramping. This mouse is not good.”
“Alright, this round is over.”
“You’re a disabled person, but your will isn ‘T. You’re messing with me, aren’t you? You want to play with me, disabled but determined, right? If it wasn’t for my mouse, I would’ve slapped you!”
“Go! Let’s go! Let’s go!×N”
“Alright, one, two, three, let’s go!”
“AI! Don’t drop it! Don’t drop it! Motherf * cker!”
(Silent.)
“The mousepad is a little narrow. I’ll move it later. I’ll move the keyboard away and move the mouse over here.”
“Don’t worry, I can prove myself by moving my position. ”
“Go! Let’s go! Let’s go!×N”
The bullet comments were laughing like crazy.
“Hahaha, the host is playing a voice-controlled game. You can’t go up even if you shout, okay?”
“This was how Weapon master’s counterattack storm was trained back then.”
“The damage output is all by shouting?”
“Another one has gone crazy, hahahahahaha!”
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A certain step-by-step streamer.
“Okay, we’ve come to a more critical point. According to our many years of experience in single-player games, what’s the most powerful way to win this kind of game? That’s right, it’s the S/L method!”
“There’s no single-player game that can’t be completed by using the S/L strategy. You Must Remember This.”
“That’s right, I’m planning to use the S/L strategy now. Hey, don’t say I’m a coward, this is a kind of game wisdom, okay? Sigh, those who hit the hammer with their heads lowered are boorish. Do I look like a boorish man? It doesn’t look like it at all. ”
“Sigh, I’m an intelligent streamer, so let’s save the file first.”
“Wait a minute, I’ll look for the Save button.”
“Don’t worry, wait a moment. ”
“Eh? Where’s the Save button in this game?”
“How do you save in this game?”
“What about the Save file? Does any of you know?”
“Auto-save?”
“I can’t save?”
“Can’t save?”
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A certain commanding streamer.
“Cripple, trust me. I’ll count to three, and we’ll jump together. Then, you grab the bucket above. Don’t worry, don’t worry, wait for me.”
“You hold on to it. Let’s not jump too high. Trust me, give me your hand.”
“Get ready. Three, two, one, jump!”
“Eh? Are you F * cking you ...”
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I thought you fell. I shouldn’t have scolded you. I’m sorry, let’s continue. ”
“Slowly, slowly, don’t step on that bottle, be careful! Don’t slip!”
“Okay, okay, stand firm first. I’m okay, stand firm first. Stand still!”
“Stand still and I’ll let go.”
“Don’t worry, listen to my command. Let’s go up here first. Yes, yes, hook. The next one is a little difficult. Listen to me, hook it first ...”
The bullet comments were already ridiculing him.
“Hahahaha, why are you still communicating with him? as expected of a commander, you can even command a game character?”
“You speak as if he’ll listen to you, 23333”
“Another one’s gone crazy, carry him away, carry him away.”
“I feel like there aren’t enough beds in the mental hospital!”
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And a certain live streamer who thinks about humans.
“What is life for?”
“Why am I in this place?”
“Why do I play this game?”
“What am I thinking?”
“Where did my life, my three hours go?”
“Do you guys think there’s some sort of philosophical principle behind this game?”
“Dear viewers and friends, I suddenly have a strong urge to think about life. I’ll end the livestream first!”
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Soon, the number of downloads and comments for excavating for Ascension on Thunderbolt gaming platform skyrocketed.
As for the game’s rating, it was basically a C-type, all concentrated on one-star and five-star. However, the puzzling thing was that the five-star rating was obviously more than the one-star rating, pulling the game’s average to 6.1.
The 1-star ratings were nothing to scoff at, as they were all curses from angry players. However, the 5-star ratings were very interesting to read.
“This is Chen Mo’s work of conscience, a work of sincerity. The game supports multiple modes such as body sense and voice control. It’s realistic and complex, with dozens of hosts recommending it. It’s not to be missed!”
“This game is super fun, super simple, and I’m super happy! It’s very easy to clear the game, and we’ll come to a very special place after clearing it. Come on, come on, come and play!”
“This game isn’t suitable to be played with a utilitarian mentality. Nowadays, many people play games just to clear the game and have lost a lot of philosophical thinking. Perhaps this game can help us find the fun of playing games and even the ultimate meaning of life.”
“This game is very suitable for players who want to challenge jumping on roofs and walls. The smoothness and excitement of jumping up and down after getting the hang of it is simply great!”
“It’s very interesting. It keeps returning to the starting point due to some small mistakes, reminding people not to forget their original intentions. It contains a profound philosophy of movement and stillness.”
“This game doesn’t have any in-game content, so it’s easy to operate. Open mode, scene change does not need to be loaded; The requirements for the computer’s configuration were low, and the laptop could be played easily. The content of the story was deeply touching and full of positive energy. The best of the year award is in the bag. What are you guys waiting for? hurry up and download the game to experience it. ”
“It’s fun. I’ve changed three sets of keyboards and mice. I’m going to light incense for them. Today is their seventh day.”
Many players left comments on Chen Mo’s Weibo, asking him why he made such a stupid game to take revenge on society.
Soon, Chen Mo posted on Weibo,””In fact,’excavating for Ascension’ has a very rich game content. Have you ever thought that these mountains represent the dangers in our lives, while the people in the can represent you and me who are bound by reality? The characters in the game were prepared to face all kinds of destinies. They could advance many steps smoothly, but they could also lose everything in a freak combination of factors. This game has so many philosophical considerations, it should give the players some inspiration ... Forget it, I can’t continue to make up stories. ”