Am I A God?

At the Gobi Desert in Closers World, a girl who was 9 heads tall with 36D cup boobs and extremely long legs raised her arms. She chanted in a low voice as flames flickered to life in her palms, which turned into a rocket that shot towards the big yellow dog nearby.

After being attacked by the fireball, the big yellow dog roared in rage and charged towards the girl. Not far away from him, three other big yellow dogs appeared and charged towards the girl as well.

A handsome young man with a jade-like complexion, clad in white with golden rays emanating from his body appeared and stood before the charging dogs. Another lanky young man flashed in midair around them, stabbing the monster dogs with the dagger in his hand.

Behind them, a fat little boy ran towards them as he screamed, “Xiao Yu! Wait for me, don’t run so fast! I’m running out of HP!”

The girl who used the fireball skill turned and frowned as she saw the fat little boy running towards them. “Didn’t I tell you before, Fish Ball?! Call me LinMiReba! Don’t call me by my real name! Nobody uses their real name online!”

Fish Ball pointed at the user ID above his head and said, “Okay, LinMiReba, then you should call me by my online name too. I’m LionTigerBeast!”

Xiao Yu rolled her eyes as she thought to herself, “What a trashy name.” She stared at the fat and round character Fish Ball was controlling and said, “I’ve been tolerating this look of yours for really long. Why did you make your character look so plain, fat and round? It’s ruining the image of our team.”

Fish Ball replied, “I’m not a human. I came to Closers World to know more cats. This look and size is the most popular amongst cats!”

“Okay, enough,” Xiao Yu said with exasperation. “Quick, help me kill this big yellow dog. Once we are done with our mission we can go on to kill huskies.”

The boy with the jade-like complexion beside her asked in a small voice, “Can we not kill huskies?”

Xiao Yu replied, “Even if we don’t kill huskies, there are still Samoyeds and Alaskan dogs to kill. Dogs are the most common monsters in this game, how are we going to level up if we don’t kill them?”

At that moment, the sky darkened. Xiao Yu and her friends looked up and saw a line of words appear in the sky.

“Someone’s using the World Horn again?” Xiao Yu wondered aloud.

The line in the sky read:

Zou x GuangYuzhui: Hold up, everyone, listen to me!

Zou x GuangYuzhui: A World Horn only costs 500 dollars, how cheap.

Fish Ball said, “Who is this guy? What an a*sshole!”

Xiao Yu was puzzled. “Zou x GuangYuzhui?”

The sky darkened again. Zou x GuangYuzhui: No one’s using the World Horn? Come on, we can chat together.

Zou x GuangYuzhui: Oh… I almost forgot. You guys don’t have the World Horn.

Zou x GuangYuzhui: I’m really quite envious of you guys.

Zou x GuangYuzhui: You guys don’t have to worry about how to spend your money everyday, unlike a billionaire like me.

Xiao Yu was speechless. “Zou x GuangYuzhui… This guy is Zhao Yao right? What exactly is he doing?”

“Eh?” Fish Ball was shocked. “It’s Zhao Yao?”

…

Tom, the British Shorthair, was not amused by the sentences that kept appearing in the sky. “Will the remainder of my gaming experience… be cast under the shadow of this guy?”

He went offline and walked up to Giggle, the American Shorthair, and started complaining, “Giggle! Quick, go and take a look at the game! It’s that Zou x GuangYuzhui again! He’s spamming the sky in the game with the World Horn! I can’t even focus on playing now!”

“Oh? Spamming the game with World Horns?” The American Shorthair, Giggle, nodded as he said, “This is a very normal function of the game. The game was designed with a mall in the first place with an item like the World Horn. He’s just using a function in the game. That’s very reasonable. I don’t see anything wrong with that.”

“How is that reasonable!” Tom shouted, “He’s spamming it! It’s affecting everyone else who’s playing the game!!”

Giggle replied, “I have already asked people to spread the news of his despicable acts on discussion forums and social media platforms. Isn’t there always someone trying to pick on him in the game now? From what I know, he and his friends will be attacked or killed everyday by other players in the game. Their game experience must be terrible.”

“That’s not enough!” Tom meowed as he whined again.”If you continue letting such a despicable guy do as he wishes, who knows what he’ll do next! We must eliminate him in the real world as well!”

Giggle was exasperated. “You want to kill him in real life just like in the game? No, this will affect the reputation of Closers World if word gets out.”

“There’s no need for so much trouble,” Tom said. “We just need to locate him. Once we do, getting rid of him will be easy enough.”

“Okay, enough,” Giggle replied in annoyance from Tom’s incessant pestering. “I will send someone to take care of this issue. Meanwhile, you can just focus on playing the game. Do you understand?”

Tom’s eyes lit up immediately. “I want to go too!” He had been so pissed off by that player in the game recently. He felt as though he was about to burst a blood vessel. Now that he had a chance to find that player in the real world, he would definitely seize it.

Giggle said, “You are staying at home to train and play the game! I will ask someone to capture that guy.”

“How will you capture the guy?” Tom immediately asked. “Who are you going to send to do that! Isn’t it safer if we do it ourselves?”

Giggle replied calmly, “That lowly inhabitant of this planet is not worthy of being handled directly. Don’t you know how busy I am now?” As he said that, Giggle pressed on his phone and a female servant walked in.

Giggle continued pressing on his phone as he said, “Maria, get ready to bring some men out. Help us catch a person. I will ask people from Apple to send you the exact address.”

Tom said, “Hey, you’re just going to send a female servant for this? Will it work?”

Giggle replied confidently, “Maria is considered an apostle on this planet, and under my personal mentorship, she has become strong enough to defeat any inhabitant on this planet.”

The British Shorthair, Tom, remarked in astonishment, “Giggle, you lent her your superpower?”

Giggle replied, “Yeah. Being able to borrow our superpowers must be the greatest advantage of the inhabitants of this planet right? But it’s only the surface-level skills they can receive. Given the barrenness of their brains, they will never be able to understand the magnificence of the Awareness Dimension.”

As the two cats were conversing, Maria was naturally unable to understand them. Tom was only seen returning to his game in satisfaction while Giggle typed a voice message to tell Maria: “Go and choose the people you want. Bring three other apostles along with you.”

Maria licked her lips and asked expectantly, “Boss, what if we can’t control our powers and go overboard?

Giggle typed a reply on his phone. The voice message said, “Up to you. Just make sure there are not too many casualties.”

On the other side, on the field in the Beginner’s Village, Zhao Yao lay on the lawn, spamming the World Horn with satisfaction. He looked at the progress of the evolution bar in the Book and smiled sweetly to himself.