Chapter 499 He Seems to Be a Fake Host
Chapter 499 He Seems to Be a Fake Host
He knows that Luo Qingmin has that kind of special hobby. And he doesn’t know whether this hobby of hers is good for her or not. However, after thinking about it, he says, “Can’t you hold yourself back? Put up with it for a while and do it at home with your husband. Isn’t it better?”
Luo Qingmin rolls her eyes at Li Yong, “I don’t have a husband.”
“When I went to your house last time, you said you had a husband! What is going on? Isn’t he back from abroad yet?”
“I lied to you, OK? I just wanted to see if you had the guts to go to my house.” Luo Qingmin suddenly snickers as Li Yong’s face is reflected in her charming and flirtatious eyes.
Li Yong says unhappily, “Stinky bitch. Even if you don’t have a husband, you can’t do it by yourself in that way in the company!”
Luo Qingmin glares at Li Yong complainingly, “If I don’t do it by myself, will you do it with me?”
“I...” Unexpectedly, Li Yong doesn’t know how to answer her question.
Luo Qingmin says righteously, “What’s wrong with doing it by myself? It is clean and environmentally friendly. And I won’t catch messy diseases. Besides, it’s better than doing it with different men!”
Li Yong suddenly finds that what Luo Qingmin said makes sense. If someone can be self-sufficient in terms of making love, why should they risk bothering others? For both men and women, going out and turning to heterosexual friends is a risky move!
It is lucky if they can find a good sex partner. However, if they end up getting a bad one, they can only be subject to their bad luck.
For people across the world, there are only a few lucky ones. As for the unlucky ones, they are everywhere.
Even so, Li Yong says unhappily, “What I am saying is that you shouldn’t do it by yourself in the company. Do you understand? When you are at home after getting off work, lock the door and close the window. Then you can do it by yourself whatever you want.”
Luo Qingmin immediately shows an expression as if she knew that she had made a mistake as she says shamefully, “I know! I won’t do it again.”
She will mean her words. Because she is afraid of being eavesdropped again.
As she thinks of the possibility that a lot of people in some mysterious places probably are eavesdropping on her screams and showing all kinds of expressions while cursing and judging her, she feels chill inside.
Li Yong reminds her again, “And regarding those sex toys, don’t bring them to the company in the future either.” Using his clairvoyant vision, he can see the items in Luo Qingmin’s bag.
“Okay,” Luo Qingmin obediently promises. Moreover, she makes a move to hide her bag as her pretty face is blushing again.
Seeing her delicate and shy look, Li Yong wishes he can take the sex toy out of her bag and stuff it under her to see her scream. In this instant, unexpectedly, Luo Qingmin arouses his evil thought.
Fortunately, the spiritual power in his body is very strong. After he performs his spiritual power slightly, he immediately suppresses the evil thought.
Li Yong leaves Luo Qingmin’s office and goes to find Hongyu.
Next, he and Hongyu search every corner of the company together, only to find nothing else except the monitoring chip in Luo Qingmin’s office.
Li Yong tells Han Lu about this matter. Han Lu thinks about it and asks, “Did you search the room for security guards?”
Li Yong looks at Hongyu, who gently shakes her head. So, Li Yong takes her to search the room for security guards again.
They turn the company upside down and continue the search to the company’s entrance, only to find nothing.
The sun is setting down and it is almost at dusk. The time for getting off work is up and the employees begin to walk out of the company in groups. Instead of going up against the stream of people, Li Yong stands at the entrance of the company and waits for Han Lu and Han Fei to come down so that they can go home together.
At that moment, a scruffy old man in a shabby star robe suddenly appears in front of him and says as he salutes, “Honored Host, I finally found you. I, the Old Star-Lord, have been carefree without joining any sect since I was hit in the head by a meteor and gained power a hundred years ago. But now, I find that the end of my life is approaching and I will say forever goodbye to the secular world soon. So I sincerely want to join Nanshan School. Host, I hope you can fulfill my wish.”
Old Star-Lord’s weird dress-up and outfit immediately attract many employees’ attention, who are surrounding them and watching on the side.
With Li Yong’s character, he doesn’t want to be eye-catching. Moreover, he doesn’t want to cause unnecessary trouble. So he reaches out and takes Old Star-Lord to the back of the unoccupied flower bed. Only then does he ask in an exasperated voice, “You are dying. Why do you want to join Nanshan School? Do you want us to nourish you in your old age and take care of your deceased body? Don’t f**king dream about it.”
“Host, if I die, I surely won’t bother others. The reason why I want to join Nanshan School is that I want to fulfill a long-cherished wish. When I was young, I had a dream of being a doctor. I don’t want to leave with any regrets.”
Hongyu stays by Li Yong’s side. Holding the red dagger tightly in her hand, she coldly stares at Old Star-Lord as she is always on guard. She knows how powerful the Old Star-Lord is, suspecting that he has ulterior motives.
Hongyu reminds Li Yong, “Yong, don’t trust him.”
Of course, Li Yong won’t be convinced by the Old Star-Lord so easily. Originally, he thought that Old Star-Lord was seriously ill, making him wish to join Nanshan School to cure his illness. However, when he turns on his clairvoyant vision and takes a look at him, he finds that this old monster is physically fit without any illness at all. Since he is here not to cure his disease, what is he after?
Since Li Yong can’t figure it out, he won’t take Old Star-Lord in even more. Anyway, Old Star-Lord looks old, ugly, and dirty as well as smelly. Smelling the strange odor of his body, Li Yong simply hates him. So he says indifferently, “Nanshan School doesn’t accept anyone.”
“Host, give me a chance! How much is a household registration of Nanshan School? I can buy it with cash.”
Li Yong thinks, “Can a household registration of Nanshan School be sold for money? What a surprise! I wonder whether it is as worthy as those registered in Beijing and Shanghai.” However, Li Yong isn’t short of money at all. So he says indifferently as usual, “It isn’t for sale.”
Old Star-Lord has come prepared and surely won’t back out after encountering a setback. He strokes his beard and thinks about it. Then he stretches out a finger and asks with a mischievous smile, “Host, how about I buy it at this amount of money?”
“How much is this?” Li Yong can’t get his point! So, he directly drives him away as he says, “Go away! Go! Don’t bother me here.”
With a bitter look on his face, Old Star-Lord says distressingly, “How about I add another zero to the original amount? That is all I have. If you want more money, I can’t get it done. This is the savings of all my life!”
“Holy sh*t. Does a finger mean a dime or a dollar? Even if he adds a zero to it, it makes no difference at all! How come such an amount of money is a life’s savings?” Li Yong, who simply can’t understand what Old Star-Lord is talking about, immediately says in anger, “Get out of my way.”
The Old Star-Lord is shocked. He doesn’t expect that the young people nowadays will be so bad-tempered and so disrespectful to the elderly. Moreover, they get angry easily. As the saying goes, “public morality isn’t what it used to be.” In Old Star-Lord’s opinion, the more advanced the current society is, the more unethical the young people become.
The Old Star-Lord is disappointed as he takes a step back helplessly and sadly says, “I can’t imagine that 100 million yuan can’t even purchase a household registration of Nanshan School. You are being excessive. And I want to go to the Consumer Service Center and complain about you.”
Li Yong blinks his eyes and asks in confusion, “Stinky old man. How much did you say?”
Thinking that everyone in the world knows the meaning of his gesture, Old Star-Lord comically stretches out his slender, thin, and dark finger again as he says seriously, “100 million yuan!”
“Welcome to Nanshan School.” Li Yong grins and immediately holds Old Star-Lord’s big and dirty hands as he welcomes him enthusiastically on behalf of Nanshan School.
Li Yong never expects that a household registration of Nanshan School can be sold for 100 million yuan. In that case, Li Yong thinks that the household registrations in Shanghai and Beijing are nothing at all! He thinks, “Oh my! Even immigrating to the United States won’t have to cost that much money!”
The Old Star-Lord is rich and yet silly. In that case, Li Yong surely won’t turn him down. Even though he dislikes the Old Star-Lord in a lot of ways, it doesn’t matter at all now. What Nanshan School needs is such a rich old man. Even if Old Star-Lord just crawls out of the cesspit, Li Yong will accept him without any hesitation.
“Is it true? Thank you, Host, for giving me this opportunity. Thank you!” The surprise comes so unexpectedly that the Old Star-Lord is excited. He tremblingly takes out a bank card from his pocket and sincerely hands it to Li Yong, “100 million yuan is all here. And the actual amount is a little more than 100 million yuan. I give them all to you, Host. From now on, I’m a member of Nanshan School.”
At this point, Old Star-Lord finally finds someone to protect him. And he is suddenly relieved.
Originally, Old Star-Lord would not have come to beg Li Yong. Thinking that he would be lucky, he continued to live his life at ease. However, just a few days ago, he suddenly heard that the Huaxia Guardian Association was sending people to look for him, startling him so much. So, braving the wind and dew, he fled directly to Zhonghai City. Without having time to take a shower and change his clothes, he came to look for Li Yong directly.
As long as he can join Nanshan School and get sheltered, he won’t be afraid of the Huaxia Guardian Association, who is going to find fault with him.
As long as he can live on, such a small amount of money means nothing to him at all. Anyway, the money will come and go. He came to earth without money. And he can’t take it with him after he dies.
Li Yong takes over the bank card in his hand and hands it to Hongyu to have a check. After making sure that there is indeed more than 100 million yuan in the bank card, he smiles and says, “Okay. Stinky old man, Nanshan School has officially taken you in. You are already one of us. So you can go now!”
Old Star-Lord hurriedly stops Li Yong and asks pitifully, “Host, where is the ID for a disciple like me?”
“ID?” Li Yong scratches his head. He simply doesn’t expect that Nanshan School will issue IDs to the disciples, which he hasn’t even seen.
“Since I’m a disciple of Nanshan School, I must have a disciple ID! Didn’t you guys have a lot of them before?” Old Star-Lord tightly grabs Li Yong’s hand, fearing that he will suddenly escape.
Li Yong lies, “Oh, Nanshan School has stopped issuing IDs since it was burned down by a fire last time. From now on, the disciples who newly join Nanshan School will just need to be approved by me without any ID.”
“But... Then I...” Old Star-Lord has a feeling of being duped.
Li Yong says majestically, “Since you are a disciple of Nanshan School, you have to respect me as the Host. Let go.”
Old Star-Lord hurriedly lets go of his hand and hurriedly says, “Host, I have already handed over all the money I earned to you. I am now penniless. You can’t kick me out like this. I want to be assigned with tasks. Assign me with a task!”
“Task?” Li Yong finds that he, the host of Nanshan School, has been working for so long without knowing anything. He scratches his head again and ponders on it. After repeated deliberation, he, who can’t figure out Old Star-Lord’s point, can only ask, “What kind of task do you want?”
“Host, I will do whatever task you assign to me. How come I dare to be picky?” Old Star-Lord has a bitter look on his face, feeling more and more strongly that Li Yong, who is unreliable, seems to be a fake host.