Chapter 527 Lady Baluo Guagua
Chapter 527 Lady Baluo Guagua
Hearing Wang Yunyun’s cry for help, the zombie is anxious.
The zombie can’t hold itself back anymore and approaches step by step as it buzzes with a strange sound, “If anyone dares to hurt my woman, I will kill his whole family as well as his ancestors. Those who are connected to him by blood will all be killed as well...”
“Brother Zombie, come and save me.” Wang Yunyun continues to act with full concentration.
Li Yong, on the other hand, deliberately lets down his guard, allowing the zombie to rescue Wang Yunyun.
He finds that although this zombie can talk and that it is a strong silver zombie among all the zombies, it is a bit sluggish in its mind. Its mode of thought is the same as those a thousand years ago. That’s why it can’t even tell such an obvious trap apart.
It makes Li Yong more confident. It also makes Li Yong realize that when it comes to fighting, focusing on single-minded fighting will sometimes make him suffer losses and that when he meets a strong counterpart, he will suffer greater losses. Only by taking advantage of his brain and his wisdom can he turn ill luck into good when encountering difficulties.
Seeing that the zombie has come close, Li Yong pats Wang Yunyun’s shoulder. Wang Yunyun gets his point and grabs the Shi Ying dagger in Li Yong’s hand directly. As Li Yong pushes her out with full force with his other palm, she rushes forward abruptly as if she were a cannonball that had been launched. She, who is only a few meters away from the zombie, bumps into the zombie’s body in a flash.
And she cuts the zombie’s neck with Shi Ying precisely.
It is such a perfect strike.
By the time the zombie holds Wang Yunyun’s delicate and jade-like body in its arms, its head has flown upward.
At this time, the zombie, who is worried that Wang Yunyun will be in pain because of the hitting, simply doesn’t expect that Wang Yunyun will kill him.
After the zombie’s head is cut off by Wang Yunyun, it falls to the ground, tumbling far away. And the hat, which is still attached firmly to the head, doesn’t fall unexpectedly.
By the time the zombie’s head hits a big tree, it suddenly floats up without a bit of blood or water vapor. Surprisingly, the zombie’s head is very dry.
The zombie’s head sinks and floats in the air a few times and finally gains its balance.
All of a sudden, the zombie’s head opens its mouth wide and makes another buzzing sound, “Why? Why do you want to kill me? I love you so much. And I want to be with you so much. Why are you still so cruel to me?”
Wang Yunyun is stunned for a moment. Then she turns around and runs in fear, jumping headlong into Li Yong’s arms.
Originally, she thought that she could split the zombie to death. However, never does she imagine that the zombie can still speak.
“Why is it still alive? That head... Why can it still speak?” She is so scared that her whole body trembles.
“He won’t live long.” Li Yong gazes at the floating head, turns on his clairvoyant vision, and sees that a black soul inside the brain shell is slowly dissipating. And after the soul is completely dissipated, the zombie will be dead.
The zombie starts to curse reluctantly, “Despicable. Society has developed for more than a thousand years. And human beings are getting more and more despicable.”
“It is that human beings become smart. We are smart, do you understand?” Li Yong laughs lightly, “It’s you who can’t keep up with the times.”
“Do you think that if you kill me, you will be safe and sound? Don’t be childish. As soon as I die, you can only die sooner.” After saying this, the zombie’s head looks at Wang Yunyun and changes his tone, saying tenderly, “My dear, I will wait for you down there. We will be reunited again. And we surely will be together forever.”
Wang Yunyun shouts in fright, “Ah! I don’t want to. I don’t want to see you.” Holding Li Yong with all her might, Wang Yunyun is eager to hide inside Li Yong’s body. As her firm and puffy breasts rub against Li Yong’s body, she feels hot soon.
At this time, Wei Fangxia, who is still shocked, comes to the front of Li Yong, pulls Wang Yunyun away, and glares at her. It is not until Wang Yunyun takes two steps backward under her glare that she throws herself into Li Yong’s arms directly, stretches out her arms, and gently hugs Li Yong’s waist, saying in surprise, “How come the zombie’s head which is flying around can still talk? It’s too scary.”
Li Yong says comfortingly, “It’s okay. It’s going to die soon. And it can’t be of any threat to us anymore.” At the same time, he feels as if two balloons were pressing on his chest, thinking that Wei Fangxia’s big boobs are greatly different from Wang Yunyun’s big breasts!
Just then, thunder suddenly rings in the sky. And a bolt of thick lightning suddenly strikes on a large mountain in the distance. “Clatter!” Unexpectedly, the mountain emits a clattering sound and suddenly falls. And the momentum is domineering.
Then, a buzzing sound that resounds through the heaven and the earth rings from far away as if it were shocking thunder.
Amid this sound, a dazzling golden light suddenly flashes, which is followed by a voice coming from far away, “Who is it that hurt my dear husband, Ba Butu? I have to kill him.”
Li Yong vaguely tells that it is a female zombie’s voice.
How come there is another zombie, which, surprisingly, is a female zombie?
It seems that this silver zombie is called Ba Butu. And now that Ba Butu is dying, his family is coming to take revenge for him.
Judging from the momentum, Ba Butu’s family is far more powerful than Ba Butu!
Li Yong surely dares not to hesitate anymore. He hastily pushes Wei Fangxia in his arms away, raises Shi Ying dagger, and immediately pounces on the floating head with a wide-open mouth. Then he tries his best to slash the head repeatedly before he completely chops the zombie head into pieces.
Once the skull is shattered, the black soul quickly dissipates between the heaven and the earth. “Bang!” After the soul is completely dissipated, the standing headless zombie also falls to the ground and turns into a pile of dust. As the wind blows by, the dust drifts profusely and disorderly and disappears.
At this time, a golden figure suddenly floats here. And a killing intent that can destroy the heaven and the earth immediately surrounds Li Yong, “How dare you kill my dear Ba Butu? I will kill all of you.” It is an angry female voice.
Li Yong raises his eyes to have a look as he thinks to himself, “Holy shit! Unexpectedly, it is an old female zombie with small feet, a red coat, and its head full of gold ornaments. How come this old lady zombie dresses like she is having a wedding? Could it be that zombies have a wedding night as well?”
“What will zombies do on their wedding night?”
Li Yong turns on his clairvoyant vision and suddenly finds that based on the strength of this old lady zombie, it is unexpectedly a terrifying gold zombie.
Speaking of a gold zombie, it is the strongest of the zombie family. How come such a powerful zombie appears here?
Li Yong, who isn’t even a match for a silver zombie, surely isn’t a match for a gold zombie. Feeling helpless, he doesn’t even dare to escape. As long as the gold zombie moves her fingers, she can easily crush him to death.
At this point, it is not only Li Yong who is frightened. Wang Yunyun and Wei Fangxia whose strengths are inferior to his are even more fearful. Faced with this old lady zombie, they sense the powerful killing intent emitting from her body, feeling that they have an impulse to kneel and worship her.
As the old lady zombie glares at them, they hurriedly low their heads and dare not to let out a breathe at all.
Hearing that the old lady zombie wants to kill them, like Li Yong, they don’t intend to escape at all.
However, at this desperate moment, Li Yong has an inspiration and suddenly says loudly, “Granny, please calm down. Ba Butu is unfaithful. He cheated on you and even fell in love with this woman behind your back, intending to marry her. So I helped you kill him. I did it all for your good. You should be grateful to me. How can you kill me?”
“Yes, I can testify for him.” Wei Fangxia also comes to her senses. Seeing that as soon as Li Yong points to Wang Yunyun and the old woman immediately glares at Wang Yunyun, Wei Fangxia hurriedly says, “Ba Butu indeed fell in love with her.”
“I... I...” Wang Yunyun is terrified. Never can she imagine that although Ba Butu said that he loved her, he had an old woman behind her back. At the thought of this, Wang Yunyun feels sad.
It seems that not only people are unreliable, but also zombies are f**king unreliable!
“Surprisingly, are you infected with the zombie poison? This jerk, Ba Butu, actually gave you the most precious zombie poison. Jerk. Jerk.” The old lady is in pain, who is the same as a modern woman who finds evidence of her husband cheating on her.
“Granny, I helped you! I did it all for you.” Having found a way to live, Li Yong is instantly happy.
The old woman suddenly looks at Li Yong with her eyes with no eyeballs and says excitedly, “Young man, thank you. I, an old woman, will repay any grudges as well as any kindness. Since you helped me, I will give you my most precious zombie poison as a token of my gratitude. And when you become a zombie, you will be my new husband.”
“Huh? Don’t!” Li Yong almost pisses in fear. As his legs tremble, he turns around and runs. Even if he is dead, he doesn’t want to become a zombie! Neither does he want to become the old lady zombie’s new husband more.
However, the old lady gold zombie reaches out, grabs Li Yong, and lifts him into the air. While looking him up and down, she praises him, “Young man, you are not bad. You are good-looking. And your part down there is big. Even ten Ba Butu can’t beat you.”
Li Yong keeps his legs together, feeling eager to cut off what he is usually proud of. For the things the old lady gold zombie thinks highly of, he doesn’t want them at all. As Li Yong is being stared at by the old lady gold zombie with her hollow eyes, he feels chill all over his body as if he were drenched in rain. With a bitter look on his face, he says, “Granny, please let me go! I beg you.”
The gold zombie speaks seriously, “What are you afraid of? I will be good to you. Don’t worry. Be my husband. And no one dares to bully you. I will kill whoever dares to bully you. However, you can never betray me as Ba Butu did. You can only have a woman, that is, me. You can only love me. And you can only treat me well with all your heart.”
Li Yong vomits up and almost throws up the bile, feeling f**king disgusting.
Wei Fangxia shouts, “Put him down. Old woman, never should you intend to rob the cradle. He is mine.”
Li Yong sees that as the old lady zombie looks at Wei Fangxia, her empty eyes suddenly emit a murderous killing intent. To protect Wei Fangxia, Li Yong hurriedly shouts as well, “ Granny, I don’t know her. I have nothing to do with her.”
“Don’t call me granny. Call me honey or dear or little dear” The old lady gold zombie puts on a bright smile.
Li Yong vomits again. With his tongue sticking out so long, he almost vomits to death.
Just then, strange sounds ring in the sky all of a sudden. Followingly, several white lights fly from the edge of the sky. And when they get close, Li Yong finds in surprise that it is four elders with odd outfits.
Amazingly, they can float in the air like the old lazy gold zombie.
“Lady Baluo Guagua, how dare you come out to harm people? Prepare to die!” These four elders are three men and one woman. And when they land, they surround Li Yong and the old lazy gold zombie in four directions. They have an extraordinary temperament as if they were heavenly immortals descending to the world.