Black Tech Internet Cafe System

Mr. Fang’s T-Cat Virtual Item Trading Net was created during the time of the Legend of Mir 2, and it was for people to trade virtual items with it.

[TL Note: T-Cat is actually Tmall in real life. Tmall is a Chinese-language website for business-to-consumer online retail, spun off from Taobao, operated in China by the Alibaba Group.]

After the teleportation array was built, some people began to try to trade real objects.

The Wuwei Daoist Alliance was one of them.

The Wuwei Daoist Alliance was the force that had spent the longest time on the development of all kinds of magic spells and products of modern technology.

By now, they had developed product including magic instillation items, guns, new communication jades, and crystal cars.

However, even though these new spiritual artifacts were top-quality, most cultivators were not familiar with this trading method and thus few people bought them.

…

“Finished finally…” Mr. Fang stretched as he looked at his screen

The opening cinematics of this competition was almost done. In fact, he had done the editing and the framework, and he left the rest to the System. After all, everything that the system produced was top-quality, and Fang Qi didn’t need to worry about the final result.

Ignoring Jiang Xiaoyue’s protests, Fang Qi went upstairs to sleep.

“Bang! Bang! Bang!” At this moment, someone knocked, and then Li Xin’er’s voice came from outside, “Sir, a fairy named Qing Yun from the Color Cloud Cave of Seven Saint Mountain is here, and she is looking for you.”

“What fairy? Color Cloud Cave? I’ve never heard of it before…” While yawning, Mr. Fang said, “I’m busy! I don’t want to meet fairies!”

Then, he laid down on his bed and fell asleep instantly.

“Boss… Bo…” Li Xin’er was frustrated. She could see the female visitor’s celestial presence, which showed that she wasn’t an ordinary woman. However, her boss slept during the day and refused to see the visitor with the excuse of being busy.

Doesn’t he just play games everyday?

While shaking her head, Li Xin’er went downstairs. At the entrance of the shop, the fairy-like woman who had snow-white skin and was wearing white clothes was still waiting there with a humble and polite expression on her face.

Li Xin’er had to apologize to her, “My boss… um… is busy and can’t see you now.”

She looked embarrassed.

“It’s okay,” the woman said mildly, “Everyone said that your boss is a grandmaster; I guess he must be very busy dealing with the upcoming catastrophe of the Spiritual State.”

“Um…” Li Xin’er was even more embarrassed since she knew that her boss was just sleeping upstairs. She said, “If you two have time, you can get online and have tea here in the shop.”

“Hehe! Two more pretty girls came!” Before Li Xin’er could finish, a godly sword hanging on the bamboo stick already spoke.

“Little Girl, if you can’t see the shop owner, you can talk to us; it is the same thing. Our sword techniques are only slightly less powerful than the shop owner’s.”

“Right! We are two grandmasters, too! No, we’re grand swords!”

The other sword said, “Do you see the other swords beside us? When our elder brothers wake up, they might be even more powerful than the grandmaster shop owner who you want to see.”

“Master! These two swords can even talk! Amazing!” The green-clothed young girl stared at the swords with widen eyes.

Li Xin’er’s pretty face darkened. “Don’t listen to their nonsense. If Boss is here, they don’t dare to utter a word.”

“He could conquer so many godly swords!” The white-clothed woman exclaimed, “He’s indeed a grandmaster. From the looks of it, his sword techniques must have reached the peak level.”

“Just slightly more powerful than my Immortal-Hacking Sword Array! If my big brother comes out, it’s hard to say who’s stronger.”

“This shop owner is so strong?!” The green-clothed girl exclaimed in astonishment, “Immortal-Hacking Sword Array! Can it really hack down immortals?”

“Of course… eh? How come it’s dark?! Who sneak-attacked me?! Let me out!”

Suddenly, two black bags were put over the two godly swords before the openings were tied.

Li Wuya turned back and said to the dumbfounded visitors, “Boss told us to do this if the two swords begin babbling…”

“Um… Xin’er, take them to the computers and show them how to get online.”

Immediately, Li Xin’er led the way and showed the dumbfounded visitors to the computers.

“Master… how come I feel like something is not right in this shop…” The green-clothed girl whispered.

To kill time, they followed Li Xin’er’s instructions and clicked randomly on the desktop.

“But… that sister told us that the spiritual artifacts in the shop are connected with various regions of several continents. I wonder if it’s true!”

“M… Master?”

At this moment, the green-clothed girl saw her master clicking on a strange icon which looked like a cat’s head.

“This is our shop’s T-Cat Virtual Item Trading Net,” Li Xin’er explained while standing behind them. “Besides virtual items, there are many new spiritual artifacts mimicked from the spiritual artifacts in our shop.”

Soon, Fairy Qing Yun saw a white spiritual artifact that looking like a jade tablet with the logo of a ‘rotten apple’ with one bite taken off.

“What’s this?” Fairy Qing Yun asked curiously.

“This is the new communication jade, and it’s the newest version – iPhone 6.”

“Such a strange name…” The green-clothed girl frowned on the side.

“Our boss named it,” Li Xin’er explained.

After all, Fang Qi was a stockholder.

“This communication jade can transmit not only messages but images? I can also use it to chat with people through…um… QQ?!” Fairy Qing Yun clicked on the buy button, and the 800 crystals that she had deposited in her membership card almost ran out.

“What’s this…?” Soon, she saw a spiritual artifact that looked like a fancy car.

She watched the video beside the car and understood that it was used to move people around in the city.

“Yu’er! Go and deposit 5,000 crystals in my card. Having not entered the world for a long time, I’m surprised that they have created such an exquisite tool for transportation…”

Then, she looked at the next item, which was a pair of black-framed sunglasses.

[Added to the shopping cart.]

“Pistol?”

[Added to the shopping cart.]

“LV storage bag with magic instillation?”

[Added to the shopping cart.]

“Magic lipstick…?”

[Added to the shopping cart.]

“City-style aristocratic fur coat?”

[Added to the shopping cart.]

…

“Yawn!” While yawning, Mr. Fang finally woke up from his nap and walked downstairs. “Little Xin’er, who is here to see me? Is she still here?”

“Yes. She’s sitting on a couch in the lounge area!”

“Really?” Mr. Fang looked over and saw a girl wearing a pair of big sunglasses and playing with her cell phone. She was surrounded by big and small bags, and she had a LV bag on her shoulder.

The smart phone in her hand had an eye-catching logo of a ‘rotten apple’.

A Maserati was parked outside the door.

Mr. Fang was at a loss for words.

Didn’t they say that she is a fairy?!