106 Cat Dad’s Taunt
Chapter 106 – Cat Dad’s Taunt
“Annoying!”
Karen spread her wings, and her feathers turned black. Dark miasma came out from her pores and shrouded Xuan City, the port, and seawater near the port.
Absolute Halal accidentally inhaled a mouthful of dark air. The next second, he received a game notification.
<You have been inflicted with the abnormal status [Miasma Corrosion] for one minute.>
<All your status attributes have temporarily decreased by half.>
<You have suffered 100 damage from the Miasma Corrosion!>
Every player and NPC in the dark gas suffered 100 damage per second. The amount was nothing at a glance, but it could potentially reduce everybody’s HP by 6,000.
Again, 6,000 HP was nothing for NPCs, especially town guards. However, for players like Halal, this was a deadly move as not all players had as high HP as Xiaomao.
Moreover, Karen didn’t have only one skill or two. She was a monster with numerous patterns of ranged attacks.
“SCRAM!”
Karen jumped to the sky and plucked one of her feathers. She threw it at Halal and his friends.
Halal had seen this move before. He shouted in panic.
“DODGE!”
The black feather multiplied into one thousand miasma arrows and rained upon them.
One of the arrows pierced Halal’s left ankle and exploded black goo. The liquid splashed onto Halal’s body.
Halal screamed in pain as the acidic liquid melted his body into pus. He didn’t even have the chance to check the damage done to his body.
Halal’s body turned into black goo. His avatar was killed, and he was ejected from the game. One of the items in his inventory dropped.
The other arrows also killed most of Halal’s friends. The only survivor was an assassin, who had escaped from the miasma in the town. He checked his HP.
450 / 4,900 HP
He survived because of healing potions and his class’s natural speed bonus.
As the assassin was about to flee from the town, a black laser beam pierced through his chest, dealing 999,999 damage!
Just like that, Halal’s party was wiped out.
Still, there were other players besides Halal. They put up a fight against the swan, casting lightning bolts at her.
Unfortunately, one minute of [You Swore Right?] was short. As soon as the abnormal status expired, Karen no longer received damages from the local players and NPCs. They soon succumbed to the miasma and fell one after another.
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Xiaomao observed the fight with a grim expression. He turned to Lucky.
“Raise the anchor. We’ll leave here, munya!”
Lucky broke a sweat, “But Shepherd and others haven’t boarded the ship yet.”
“By the time you finish pulling the anchor, they should already get on the ship, munya. Just do what I said!”
“Aye, aye, captain!”
Lucky saluted and dashed toward the bow of the gun deck, where the primary stationary anchor was installed. She rolled the level and pulled the chain anchor from the seawater.
However, the process took time. Karen had already painted the port with the blood of NPCs and players, and she got into the sea. The giant swan legs paddled forward, swimming toward the frigate.
“Hahahaha! I’m in the ocean now. It’s over, REGRESSOR!”
The laughter of Karen terrified Xiaomao. Panicking, the cat opened his status menu to see what skill he could use in this situation.
Then, Xiaomao found another trolling ability of his that he forgot. He slapped his forehead with four tentacles to punish himself.
“I’m stupid, munya! I could have defeated her!”
Xiaomao hopped to one of the gun deck’s windows. He shouted.
“HEY, KAREN!”
Karen sneered at Xiaomao while she was swimming toward him, “What?”
“You are so fat, munya!”
“Pfft. What are you, a kid? Anyway, we’re going to see each other for ten thousand years! I’ll enjoy torturing your soul in the church’s prison!”
“You are so fat. I must have come from your genes, munya. Oh, come to think of it, your mama is so fat that whenever she swims in the ocean, the seawater level is increased by 5 centimeters, munya!”
“…”
Fu De’s expression turned into a pokerface meme. Lucky stopped pulling the anchor, but her face twitched. As for Karen, her face turned dark.
Xiaomao hadn’t finished, “Oh? You’re speechless? Or rather, do you even understand my words? I doubt you can understand a human language because you are the proof that evolution can go backward, munya. To be honest, I have a hundred A4 pages worth of description of how ugly you are, but I’m afraid it’s not as good as what nature has done to you, munya.”
Fu De and Lucky sweated profusely and glanced at Xiaomao, doubting why he had to provoke the monster.
“YOU’RE ASKING FOR IT, REGRESSOR!”
DING
<Warning, Karen, the Gross Swan, is enraged!>
<Warning, Karen, the Gross Swan’s status has increased by 50 %!>
<Warning, Karen, the Gross Swan, is heading toward the sea, west of Xuan Town!>
<50% of Xuan Town has been destroyed!>
Karen’s speed increased. She lowered her head and rammed the frigate with her bulky physique. The bottom hull of the ship cracked because of the impact.
The swan opened her beaks and fired a corrosive liquid at the hull, causing a portion of the ship to melt. Her wings transformed into humanoid hands, which pulled the ironwood, creating a space for her to enter the ship’s bottom deck.
Karen got inside, but the seawater leaked into the ship. She ignored the slowly sinking ship and looked up in the general direction where Xiaomao was at.
She opened her beaks and fired a laser of corrosion at him!
ZAP
The beam pierced through the floors of the crew cabin deck, the gun deck, and the main deck. The pillar of light ascended to the sky like a beacon. However, the laser spell didn’t hit Xiaomao. Karen didn’t feel the impact or hear the cat’s scream.
Karen stared at the hole in the upper deck. She contemplated how she could get up there, hesitating if she should sink the ship first or spend more MP to kill the cat.
Suddenly, the cat peeked out from the gun deck and looked down. He held a cash shop speakerphone, which was usually used to amplify one’s voice or comment in the world chat.
Karen suddenly sensed a chill running down her spine. The menacing stare of the catopus and his obnoxious grin sent all alarms in her body, telling her to retreat. However, it was too late.
MUUUUUNYAAAAAA
<strong>Ultimate Skill – Providence Song!</strong>