279 Cat Dad’s Seniors Make Their Moves
Chapter 279 – Cat Dad’s Seniors Make Their Moves
“Puta!”
Suddenly, Gata sensed a chill running down her spine.
While guiding the reinforcement from the B2 floor to the boss room, Gata sensed an immortal’s domain ability – Someone was staring at her from afar.
Gata traced back to the source and stared at a wall in the corridor. As if she could also see through obstacles and walls, she flinched.
“PUTA! PUTAAA!!”
Gata sprinted with all her might, running down the stairs to the B2 floor. She kept screaming as she ran.
“PUTAAAA!!”
In one sprint, she navigated through the B2 floor to the teleportation device near the entrance. She used it and arrived at the B7 floor’s boss room.
When Gata arrived, she rushed to the seniors. She bowed and complained with a loud noise.
“PUTA! Puta-puta-puta, PUTAAAA puta puta!”
Taotie glared at her and yelled back, “SHADDUP! What the hell is wrong with you?! Mind your manner, you stupid doll! Who are you calling a prostitute?!”
Undine giggled, “That’s her language. It’s the same for the mermen. You know, the BOB language.”
“Who the hell taught her that word?! Who’s the troll?!”
Meowmeow came out of the treasure room and walked toward Gata. He looked at Taotie.
“It was me, munya. Is there a problem?”
“No problem, sir! You have such exquisite linguistic skills, sir! This PUTA language is ingenious!”
Mimir and others shook their heads. They couldn’t believe that the dignified calamity fiend was reduced to a bootlicker when he was in front of a deity.
Meowmeow scoffed and gazed at Gata. He deeply sighed, “I assume it’s a half-step deity, munya?”
Gata repeatedly nodded. Even though she was a doll, she sweated profusely as if she was scared witless.
“I hate fighting calamity fiends, but I guess I have no choice, munya.”
Meowmeow slowly transformed into an oversized catopus. He limited the height of his entire head to three meters while his tentacles extended. If he wanted to, his one thousand tentacles could crush everything in the boss room.
The cat narrowed his eyes, preparing to communicate with Diabolos to scare him away to save his strength for the gods of Asgard.
Suddenly, Cernun transmitted his voice to Meowmeow’s mind.
‘Sir, Wei Zhi has inherited the Sin of Wrath as planned. She is now the successor of Diabolos!’
Hearing the piece of news, Meowmeow widened his eyes and laughed. This development was too good to be true!
“GOOD JOB, MUNYA! Now, the majority of calamity fiends is on our side!”
Taotie’s ears perked. As he was one of them, the lion was interested in the topic, “What do you mean, you have most of us on your side? Where are the others?”
Meowmeow couldn’t stop laughing. Meanwhile, Mimir shook his head as he had heard of the other calamity fiends.
“The Calamity of Lust is the dryad queen, Emerald Hopea. The Calamity of Pride is Mao Dandan from the Beast Forest. The Envy is Fang Meirong. Guess what, damn lion. They’re all Mao Miaomiao’s wives in their previous life. That makes them Xiaomao’s stepmothers! Including you, four of seven are on our side! If Wei Zhi succeeds Wrath, that will make it five! Now, we have to find the Sloth and do something about that Anglerfish. Then, we will have all seven calamity fiends on our side!”
“WHAAAAT!?”
Because of excitement, Mimir accidentally revealed his worries, “I can’t figure out what happened in Xiaomao’s previous life timeline. How could Pangu and Odin defeat all of us and kill Cernun! They must have done something that we don’t know about.”
Meowmeow had been listening to Mimir. He concurred with the bishop’s doubts, “That’s right, munya. That’s why we have been supporting Xiaomao. Now that his prophecy has guided us this far, we will begin phase one of our counterattack, munya! All of you should get ready. You too, Gata, munya! After I kill Diabolos, Wei Zhi will become the new calamity fiend of Wrath, and all hell will break loose in this dungeon! Be prepared, MUNYA!”
The immortals stood up. Ifrit, Cookie, Undine, Nymph, and Taotie got fired up, and their aura changed. Their killing intent exploded, which troubled John, Andrew, Peter, Lucky, and the weak members of the dungeon.
The immortals silently checked their gears. Undine distributed potions to her colleagues and introduced the new items.
“Sacred Water?” Mimir received 10 gallons of sacred water from Undine.
“Yes, senior. This is the refined version of the raw sacred water from our dungeon. Our alchemists have removed the undesirable side effects from the water. Now, we can use it as our staple healing potion.”
“NOICE!” Taotie was delighted. He brought out a storage ring and kept the containers in it and rushed to the teleportation device.
Meowmeow clicked his tongue and dragged Taotie back, “I haven’t killed Diabolos yet. You stay here and wait for my order, munya!”
“BOO! BORING!”
Meowmeow bonked the lion with his large tentacle. Then, he vanished, teleporting to the boss room on the B1 floor.
However, a few seconds later, the immortals finally had something to do.
WHOOSH
WHOOSH
Glowing smiling faces suddenly appeared in the room. They looked around in confusion, unable to figure out how they came here.
Suddenly, the voice of Torrent echoed in the room. He explained what had happened.
“I’m so sorry, senior. Several immortal beasts are attacking the barrack, but my dolls aren’t their opponent! I noclipped some of them there to relieve the frontline. Please help me!”
Taotie laughed and reverted back to a monster lion form. His fur produced a black flame, and his body grew bigger.
“No problem, kiddo! Let the big boys handle everything!”
Undine grabbed all mortals in the room and shoved them to the teleport platform. She sent them to B9 Floor before she turned around, pulling out the Poseidon Staff from her cleavage.
No one bothered or questioned how the mermaid stored a 2-meter-long staff in her valley. They all pulled out their weapons from nothingness.
RUMBLE
Countless domes appeared with all the immortals at the center. Every domain overlapped each other, and the immortals disappeared from where they had stood.
SCREECH!
GRAAA!
“NIHIL!”
“MUSCLE SUPREME!”
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While Meowmeow and the immortals had been preparing, Yuan Shaoqing resumed his attack on the dungeon. They quickly discovered the 50 rooms, which were hidden behind the pillar array.
The invisible spiders attacked the doors right away. However, upon hitting the closed doors, the spiders disappeared. Out of 10,000 monsters, 7,000 of them instantly vanished into the ground.
Diabolos frowned and stared at the ground. He muttered.
“A hidden dungeon law is at work. So, he finally makes his move!”
Diabolos cackled. He crossed his arms, waiting for his adversary.
Hearing Diabolos’ words, Yuan Shaoqing got nervous, “Is someone strong coming, my lord?”
“Yes, and none of you are his opponent. Also, stop kicking the doors. Forcefully opening the doors or destroying a structure in this dungeon will trigger a teleportation trap. This dungeon can teleport you anywhere if I guess correctly.”
“WHAT?”
Diabolos stopped explaining. He turned around and faced the dark area, where the group had come from.
RUMBLE
Something big had destroyed Yuan Shaoqing’s camp. Countless long tentacles swiftly moved through the maze, coming after them.
Diabolos sneered and roared.
“I don’t believe I can’t kill a god! Come, Cathulhu!”
One of the tentacles grew eyeballs while another had a mouth. They stared at Diabolos.
“Overconfident demon, you are nothing without the calamity title, munya!”
pAnda (nov)e1 “BRING IT! I’LL SHOW YOU MY TRUE POWER!”
“BRAGGART, MUNYA!”