420 Cathulhu Loves Chaos
Chapter 420 – Cathulhu Loves Chaos
WHOOSH
Mao Miaomiao and Nian exited from the wormhole and appeared in the orbital space of W-28. Both cat and seraphim looked at the green planet for a moment before they shifted their gaze toward the northmost of the star.
A large mountain stood out like an inflamed zit on the tip of the nose. It was over 3,000 kilometers high, which created a bump on the round star. Moreover, the black miasma shot up from the white volcano, shrouding everything in darkness. Even the aurora light failed to penetrate the layer of clouds around the mountain.
“Is this the place, nya?”
Nian noticed the overwhelming negative karma and curses in this area. The dark clouds were so toxic that any mortal protagonist could die if they accidentally absorbed it into their lungs or blood system. Even immortals would have a hard time resisting the thick miasma gas and the negative karma around the mountain.
Mao Miaomiao was no stranger to negative karma. After all, he used to cultivate them at one point in his life.
“Are you immune to negative karma?”
“I can handle it somewhat. You, nya?”
“100% immunity. Actually, now that I have black wings, I get stronger if I fight in that environment.”
“Do me a favor, nya. Get rid of that karma and gas before we dive into that dungeon.”
“I know.”
Mao Miaomiao descended. He came down like a meteor and crash-landed on top of the volcano mountain. He deeply inhaled and spread his wings.
Purple butterflies came out. However, they soon evolved into black karma centipedes and started devouring black gas around the mountain. Mao Miaomiao stood in the middle of the cyclone, waiting for the centipedes to finish their job.
“Karma centipedes. I feel sick every time I see your pets, nya.”
“You weren’t even born when I used the centipedes to kill gods.”
“I saw it from Pangu’s memory, nya. I know what you did.”
“Fair enough.”
Both super experts laughed for a moment. Suddenly, they looked up.
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
A dozen black dragons jumped out from caves. They floated in the sky, glaring at the intruders. As soon as they appeared, both Mao Miaomiao and Nian received the game system notification messages.
DING
<Your level is higher than the limit of this world. You will be cursed as a punishment.>
Mao Miaomiao and Nian snorted while a lightning bolt struck them. A brand appeared on their chests.
DING
<Your level and stats are capped at 9,999.>
<You have resisted the curse of Level Boundary!>
<Your level and stats have been restored.>
Both of them shrugged and sneered at the black dragons in the sky, whose level surpassed 10,000. No matter how strong they were, they were no match for the deity cat and the quasi-sage chaos seraphim. While taunting the dragons, Mao Miaomiao’s level rapidly rose. It stopped at 99,999, but the number in the bracket kept rising. As for Nian, he absorbed a portion of Mao Miaomiao’s Qi, and his level reached 76,000.
“Go fetch Solomon for me, geckos! If you don’t wanna die, get out of my sight!”
“IMPUDENCE!”
The black dragons opened their mouths and fired a hundred black laser beams at Mao Miaomiao and Nian. Meanwhile, Mao Miaomiao slightly unsheathed his katana, and a blue dome appeared and covered him.
SWUA
Mao Miaomiao unsheathed his weapon and swung it once. Then, he rotated it and sheathed it back to the scabbard.
The laser beams hit the barrier and failed to penetrate the protection domain. On the other hand, the group of black dragons’ expressions were distorted in pain – Their brains were sliced from the inside, and they couldn’t be healed.
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After dealing with the dragons, Mao Miaomiao patted Nian, “Aren’t you glad you don’t have to fight me anymore?”
Nian gulped and shook his head, “Yeah. What the hell was I thinking back then, nya? You’re a fucking monster. Just one swoosh and everybody goes smooch, nya. Now that we’re colleagues, tell me. What is your secret to your strength, nya?”
Mao Miaomiao giggled, “Simple. Find gorgeous and sexy bitches. Show the bitches who the master is. Dig as many women as you can even if they’re psychopaths. Have sex ruthlessly. Increase your stamina to be able to last ten years of marathon sex without sleeping or eating. And most importantly, be rich and get a good backer.”
“In short, be like Andrew T***, nya?”
“Don’t be that guy. Be an alpha male and serve the right master. There is a limit to what a lone wolf can do without authority and military influence. Had I gone around and acted like douche protagonists that never bow their heads to everybody, I would have been dead ages ago.”
By the time Mao Miaomiao finished his words, the miasma around the mountain was cleared. He burped and looked at the level indicator above his head.
Mao Miaomiao, the Chaos Seraphim, Level 99,999 (130,000)
Nian glanced at his level and clicked his tongue, “A sage already, nya?”
“Not yet. Just a quasi-sage at the moment. I still need to create a clone of my dantian universe and manifest it to Mu-Nyang’s dantian universe as a tribute. Otherwise, I can’t break this bottleneck.”
“Ah, the star sector method, nya. I thought this was the deity-realm’s cultivation method, nya.”
“That Pangu’s method is outdated and inefficient. It creates a fragile foundation because your followers and worshipers are all sentient beings. You need to create simpleminded races in your dantian universe first before you move on to sentient beings. Without the loyal goons, you can’t control retarded mortals. The reason gods can’t become a sage is not because of other sages, Pangu, or Mu-Nyang. It’s their residents on their stars that hinder them. If you bring those stars out prematurely, the other gods will mess with your stars. Look what happened to Heavenly Goose Planet.”
“Make sense, nya.”
The process of attaining the next rank involved Mu-Nyang’s authority. Just as Mao Miaomiao had hinted, without Mu-Nyang’s consent, nobody could become a sage.
In the past, Pangu stole this authority from Mu-Nyang and created multiple sages, such as Hongjun, Zhunti, and All-Heaven Sage. But after Pangu was gone, the authority returned to Mu-Nyang temporarily. However, it could still be taken away.
The key was the Samsara River.
Mao Miaomiao thought of Meng Xin. He hoped that the Samsara God would return to the river and take care of this issue somehow.
“I kinda miss that beggar.”
While complaining, Mao Miaomiao collected the souls and the dantian crystals of the dead dragon. He then jumped into one of the caves, following the karma string of James Huntsman.
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At a distance, Caesar flew closer to the north volcano. As soon as he got close, a hundred black dragons surrounded him.
Caesar opened his arms and showed no sign of resistance.
“Brothers, I’ve come in peace! I’m one of you!”
The dragons were bemused, “Bullshit! Kill that bastard. He’s one of the wanted criminals!”
Caesar chortled, “If you kill me, 50,000 dragons inside my dantian will die! Think about your friends and their families!”
“WHAT?!”
The dragons canceled their domain abilities and spells. They glared at Caesar, “What did you do to them?! How dare you trap our brethren!?”
Caesar calmly let a few dragon deities out. One of them was a demon dragon general of Solomon – Barbatos.
Barbatos was a divine dragon. His chrome scales reflected the sunlight and repelled the miasma near the mountain. His mouth and jaws looked like a large snake instead of a refined dragon, and he shone like the sun.
The black dragons shrank back in fear.
“L-LORD BARBATOS?!”
Barbatos, the divine dragon, observed the puppets of Solomon. He helped Caesar negotiate with them.
“Stand down, comrades. This person is not an enemy.”
“B-But we receive an order to kill him.”
“Check your system again. Do you still see his name on the list?”
“Huh?”
The black dragons rechecked the name list. The roster showed Xiaomao, Mao Miaomiao, Ma Moxi, Ran Tae, Lee Jinyong, Zhuge Liang, Bianca Dullahan, and Chase Sheffield. Caesar was not on the list.
“Y-You’re right, my lord.”
Barbatos proceeded to subdue them, “Stop fighting and join me. We will migrate to Lord Caesar’s dantian universe for the time being to avoid complications. Also, has anybody seen Sima Yi and Paimon?”
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While Caesar and Barbatos convinced the black dragons to join them, another dubious protagonist made his move.
Sima Yi and Paimon traveled south, heading to the South Pole and avoiding Xiaomao’s group.
Upon arrival, the black dragon Paimon started searching for the rune symbols that he had left behind on one of the icebergs. It only took him 10 minutes to find them all.
“Is this the place?” Asked Sima Yi.
“This is the one. We can connect the River of Hell to this place. Once we pull it here, the Samsara River will follow us here.”
“Good. Let’s activate it.”
“I hope your strategy works, Sima Yi,” Paimon narrowed his eyes. He wondered if he had made the right decision in teaming up with this dubious protagonist.
“Don’t worry, sir dragon. As long as you listen to me, I can make you stronger than Solomon. By the way, have you contacted Solomon that I’m willing to join him and get me out of the wanted list?”
“I did. He said he wanted to meet you, but I think he wanted to kill you as soon as you show up there. The other two guys already visited Solomon. I don’t know what they did, but they’re still alive. Their names disappear from my system, too.”
“I guess we’re a bit late,” Sima Yi snorted and gazed at the rune on the iceberg. “It’s too late to regret. It’s now or never. We’ll hit Solomon with this and create more chaos!”
“Alright! It’s do or die, brother!”
Paimon activated the seven magic seals on the icebergs and activated the hidden portal.