Chapter 685 - I'm Gonna Smack You When You Get Here, You Fucking Puto!
I almost lost my footing when Mr. Cuervo asked for Cynthia but what I didn’t expect was that when I walked towards the bed to place my phone beside Cynthia’s ear, she would say something that would blow Mr. Cuervo’s head off.
“Cynthia. Cynthia! Your bro– Mr. Cuervo’s looking for you. Here, I placed the phone by your–”
“Yeah, right~ Can you please stop joking now? I still can’t feel my legs when you pinned me down and fucked me… My butt hurts a little bit too when you came in so suddenly…”
“C-Cynthia! It’s really–”
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*bzzt*
[CYNTHIA?! WHAT DID I JUST HEAR?! HE– MI HERMANO DID WHAT ON WHAT?!]
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I was already signing my death warrant but I didn’t think that Cynthia would prop up and swipe the phone from my hands.
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“Listen here, Dad– Bro– Whatever it is I’m supposed to call you. You have no fucking right to tell me who I should open my legs for because me pretending to do it already raked you a lot of shit.”
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[HERMANA–]
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“CALLATE! I’M NOT DONE! If you think we’re sleeping around behind Kaley’s back, you better shut your mouth right now because she knows and there’s a whole lot more going on than what your Boomer mind is capable of comprehending! Let me tell you, love can be shared by more than two people as long as the proper rules are followed. So, if you’re just here to judge me about my life’s decisions, sorry, but I’m not gonna hear one more second of it because you’re the one who told me to live my life as I see fit and if you renege on that, you’re a liar!”
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[…]
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“What?! Why did you get quiet all of a sudden?!”
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[N-N-Nothing hermana… Can you please pass the phone back to hermano? To be honest, I just wanted to check up on you and… nevermind…]
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“Hmph! I’m doing fine and call at appropriate times at least! Dummy!”
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I was just standing like a statue when Cynthia handed me back my phone and she just rolled back to the bed with everybody else that was more concerned about having a good night’s sleep.
I was sure that Kaley cared as well but everyone else was just too fucking tired.
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*bzzt*
“Mr. Cuervo? I’m still–”
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[Hermano, I’m gonna smack you when you get here, you fucking puto! Who told you to take her– her innocence the moment you brought her there! I took care of her for a lot of years and you make her your side chick?!]
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“Let me explain… First of all, I didn’t take her innocence when–”
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[BULLSHIT!]
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“I… I took it when we’re in your basement…”
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[WHAT?! *UNINTELLIGIBLE SPANISH NOISES*]
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“I didn’t ask for it! She did! She let me have it! We’re just on that couch and things just happened! What do you want me to do?! Kaley and Tatiana were there, you can ask them!”
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[I DON’T FUCKING BELIEVE YOU! I SLEEP ON THAT FUCKING COUCH HERMANO AND ALL I’M THINKING ABOUT IS– UGH!]
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“Excuse me but I, for one, had great hygiene. Everything that came out of me there got swallowed by– I won’t say the exact name to not give you more nightmares, while everything that–”
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[AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! NOT ANOTHER WORD, YOU FUCKING PUTO! Let’s… Let’s just put this thing behind us…]
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“Fine by me, but before we do that, let me say that no one took advantage of anyone. She’s even free to look for someone else but she just decided to stay with us. Anyway, I guess you still have something to say since you haven’t ended the call.”
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[I do. It’s the reason I managed to gather all of the big players in one place.]
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“What do you mean?”
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[There will be a merger of sorts between two families and they decided to have it at one of my games.]
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“Merger? Like a wedding then?”
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[Yes, a wedding. I don’t think I need to tell you but things like this in this business are sacred. Everyone needed to attend no matter what and they all need to come bearing gifts. With that said, the champions are included. And that means you, Tatiana, and my hermana. I’ll advise bringing your wife for appearances but the two of us know that it’s gonna be a bloodbath. We can pass it off–]
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“No, Kaley can handle herself. Just make sure that everyone’s gonna attend because I hate chasing after people.”
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[I told you, hermano, this thing is sacred. And yeah, if they don’t do this wedding, they’ll fall off from the other families. They’re just doing this so that they wouldn’t get swallowed up like the others. It’s not like the business is still comparable when it was still high on demand. Almost everyone is now in the business of people, some of them are still in touch with their own plants but–]
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“Wait, plants? Some of them are still making shit?”
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[Of course, they do. I’m the middleman but they’re still free to make their own with their own resources. It’s just that the quality couldn’t be compared when the materials are readily available.]
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“And you’re gonna tell me that when?”
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[Hermano… I doubt it would even matter because when they started circulating that shit in one of my games, barely anyone touched them. They’re more regarded as a buy-in or chips to bet in a few matches. People are more concerned with booze, food, and pussy right now compared to psychedelics. Well, there would almost always be the resident rugby-sniffer but we could easily take care of them.]
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“I understand, it wouldn’t matter but I’d still burn their place down when it’s all over.”
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[Go ahead, I got no problem with that. It’s just that I need you to listen to my warning.]
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“Hmm?”
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[Those other champions that are coming, they’re no joke. You’d need to be carefu–]
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“Mr. Cuervo.”
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[What is it, hermano?]
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“No spoilers. I’ll know they’re gonna be formidable but I could also handle myself.”
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[Hmm. Just prepare a great gift and give them a good show since it’ll be their last. See you later, hermano.]
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“Heh. See you later, Mr. Cuervo.”
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Both of us ended the call at the same time and I just stood in the same spot, contemplating everything that happened the last time we were there and what happened in the past few minutes. I took a deep breath and compartmentalized everything in my head before I formed a pseudo-schedule right until the time comes.
‘It will work, it will work, it will work…’
After that, I briefly glanced at Kaley, Tatiana, and Cynthia before I made the bones in my fingers crack and twist my neck so it would crack a few times also. When I got the initial relief, I rotated my head clockwise before I closed my eyes and took several deep breaths.
However, when I opened my eyes, Kaley was standing in front of me wearing a faint smile on her face.
“What’cha doin’?”
“Oh, hi… I thought all of you fell asleep.”
“Well~ I was about to but I noticed you here taking deep breaths. Thinking of going one more round?”
“Kaley…”
“Hah! I’m joking, I’m joking! I’m really tired too… I just want you next to me so I could sleep better…”
“Well, aren’t you sweet?”
Kaley giggled and blushed before she leaned closer and gave me a hug, “Of course, I am. Wanna sleep now? If we choose the right side of the bed, we could avoid Cynthia’s sleep-groping?”
“Sleep-groping? That what we’re calling it now? I believe some of them weren’t done while she’s sleeping.”
“Well, that’s true. It’s hot for a few times but it gets annoying when someone tries to finger my butthole when I’m trying to sleep. She’s mostly groping my tits but it catches me off-guard when she does that…”
“Pfft! If Cynthia tried that on me, she’ll never be allowed to sleep over here…”
“Agreed, if there’s someone who gets to violate your butthole… It should be me, right?!”
“And~ We gotta sleep.”
“C’mon! You said you’d think about it!”
“Yeah, and I said we gotta sleep now.”
“Hngh~ Just let me put a finger in at least–”
“Kaley! I said I’ll think about it! Please, you gotta make me come into terms with it instead of pushing it on me– Now that sounded wrong… so, so wrong… What the fuck is wrong with me…”
“Pfft! I’m just messing with you~ It’s funny to see your face every time I bring it up.” 𝐧𝒪𝔳𝓔𝗅𝑵𝞮xt.𝗰𝑂𝓂
“One of these days, I’ll find something you’re uncomfortable with and I’ll make jokes like this! I’ll see how you react to that!”
“Wha– That’s not fair! That’s so not fair! Hmph! You don’t even know what I don’t like!”
“I could have Tatiana peg me first?”
“No! No, you wouldn’t! I’m gonna get your first! Wait… You’re joking, right?!”
“See? Didn’t even have to think about it that hard~”
“Hngh~ You doofus… Fine, you got me…”
“But seriously though, what are some of the things you wouldn’t like doing in bed?”
“Why? So you could use them every time I bring up pegging your ass?!”
“What? No. I know we’ve been together for a while and we actually refer to each other as husband and wife even if we’re not married yet, but I don’t want to do something by accident and make you uncomfortable. We kinda go rough sometimes but I wanna know my boundaries.”
“…”
“Kaley?”
“W-What? Oh, I… thank you…”
“Umm… That’s not what I–”
“No, I heard you. I just wanna say thanks for saying that.”
“Oh, I see… So, do you have a list?”
“Hmm~ To be honest, there’s a few but we pretty much like and hate the same thing most of the time. How about I just tell you when it happens? I might like it when it happens then– Wait, are you saying this ’cause you want us to explore more with each other? I’ll be on board with that, you know? Really~ on board.”
“We could try that but you know me… I’m mostly vanilla and I’ll only do things when you ask for it. I don’t even know when to start on that…”
“Mostly vanilla my ass… There’s a spectrum in these things and you– Well, you might be right– Kinda, I don’t know… maybe why you said ‘mostly’, right?”
“Sure~ Well, I’m really feeling my eyes starting to fall right now… Wanna pause this convo and continue some other time? I still got a lot to do in the morning…”
“Sure! I love you~”
“I love you too.”
We gave each other a kiss before we found our spot in the bed and hours passed until it was morning once again. We had a little quickie with everyone before we crowded the showers but we eventually gathered by the pool area to have some proper breakfast.
The moment we finished eating breakfast, I broke the news to everyone present, especially with Artem and his team.
“Get ready, we’ll see Nikolas, Alexei, and Ilya in a month.”
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