Chapter 1405 - Urgent, requesting assistance in conducting a C-section on a golden core, waiting online!
Chapter 1405 Urgent, requesting assistance in conducting a C-section on a golden core, waiting online!
However, there was a small problem here. The fat whale golden core did not have a gender… It was merely a golden core that possessed the appearance of a fat whale. In essence, it was still a golden core. Where were the male and female components of the golden core? The fat whale golden core did not have the assets to give birth, so how was it supposed to give birth to a little golden core? Could it be that Shuhang’s fat whale golden core had evolved, and acquired the organs required to give birth?
As he was thinking about this, he felt that it was really uncanny.
Anyway, it was just as Song Shuhang had imagined.
The fat whale golden core had no way of giving birth to the little golden core in its body; it did not have this function at all.
It was about to give birth, but couldn’t do so.
As a result, the fat whale golden core could only shake unceasingly in Song Shuhang’s dantian. It was akin to a phone vibrating endlessly.
Due to this constant shaking, the spiritual energy in Song Shuhang became unstable. This then resulted in Song Shuhang feeling weak and his legs going weak. “Senior Song, are you going to have a baby?” Soft Feather’s eyes shone. When one is by Senior Song’s side, they would encounter all kinds of strange events. Joining Senior Song by jumping into the Wielder’s small black room was really the right choice! With a face in despair, Song Shuhang said, “Correction, it’s not me who is giving birth. It’s my golden core that is about to give birth to a small golden core.” “Senior Song, can you bring my consciousness into your body? Let me see how your fat whale golden core gives birth,” Soft Feather said with an excited look.
Song Shuhang said, “I’m afraid that we can’t do that. I am unable to gather my mental energy at the moment. If you were to enter my body with your mental energy, it is very likely that your mental energy will receive damage.” Soft Feather looked disappointed.
While they were speaking, the virtuous lamia emerged.
She carefully stretched out her hands and laid them on Song Shuhang’s belly. The virtuous lamia’s little hands were warm, causing Song Shuhang’s abdominal cramps to be greatly alleviated. “Thank you.” Song Shuhang let out a breath of relief. At this important juncture, Fairy @#%x was truly considerate.
In this cruel world, only her hands could give Song Shuhang a trace of warmth.
The virtuous lamia smiled slightly, and then… a light came out from her eyes. The light formed a holographic projection. In the projection, a golden fat whale could be seen struggling and shaking. It was Song Shuhang’s fat whale golden core.
Song Shuhang immediately had a look of despair.
Damn it, Fairy Waiting for a Promise, it was a mistake to praise you!
He thought that the virtuous lamia was providing warmth to his belly with her hands, but never would he have expected that she had done so to do a live broadcast.
The virtuous lamia tilted her head, looked at Song Shuhang, and blinked. “…” Song Shuhang. Soft Feather said, “Senior Song, your golden core’s belly is swelling, and it looks like it’s in a lot of pain.”
Senior Turtle looked at the projection screen with the look of an expert. “Based on this old one’s knowledge on whales, this poor whale must be having difficulty giving birth.”
“…” Song Shuhang.
Lady Onion echoed, “According to my female instincts, this whale must be pregnant with a big child, making it difficult for it to give birth.” “…” Song Shuhang. Li Yinzhu rubbed her eyes and woke up, looking at the projection in confusion. The White Dragon’s gentle voice sounded. “Little Shuhang, is this fat whale… your golden core?”
“Yes,” Song Shuhang replied in desperation. The White Dragon smiled slightly. “If I’m not mistaken, it doesn’t have the function to give birth.”
“Yes, because it is a golden core.” Song Shuhang continued to be in despair. What difficulty giving birth, what big child… that’s all bullshit.
Soft Feather’s eyes suddenly lit up. “I got it, Senior Song. What your golden core needs is a C-section!” Because it did not have the function to give birth as it was a golden core… what needed to be done was to cut its belly to give way to the child. Anyway, give a golden core a C-section? Soft Feather’s suggestion sounded very nonsensical, unscientific, and unrealistic. However, thinking about it carefully, it seemed to be the only way to solve the problem. The fat whale golden core did not have the function to give birth, so only the C-section would be able to allow the birth of the new golden core!
The question was, who could do the surgery?
Soft Feather said, “I’ll go to the Nine Provinces Number One Group to ask for Senior Song.” Song Shuhang said, “Wait, don’t say that it’s me. This matter sounds very strange, and it’s rather embarrassing. Besides, there isn’t a gynecologist among the seniors in the Nine Provinces Number One Group.”
Soft Feather said, “Don’t worry, I won’t mention that it’s Senior Song. Moreover, if no seniors in the group can help you, there isn’t anyone else that can help you. The seniors in the Nine Provinces Number One Group all know a lot of different fellow daoists.”
Soft Feather does have a point.
And so, Soft Feather took out her phone and quickly sent a message in the Nine Provinces Number One Group.
In the Nine Provinces Number One Group.
[Blank Nickname]: “Seniors, are you there? I need everyone’s help on something very urgent.”
Similar to Song Shuhang, Soft Feather’s account in the group had also been cleared of all its information, and became an account with a blank nickname.
Moreover, no matter how she changed the information, it was useless. Once the change was completed and saved, it would become blank right after. Because of this state, her first message was very likely to be ignored by the seniors in the group. As such, Soft Feather sent, “Urgent, do any of the seniors in the group know of a gynecologist… waiting online!”
At the same time, in order to attract everyone’s attention, Soft Feather copied this passage and pasted it five times in one go.
With the effects of the small black room, how could she grab the attention of the group? Of course, she simply had to send out a screen of text that would forcefully grab their attention. Soft Feather’s method was very effective.
The always online warrior of the group, Northern River’s Loose Cultivator, noticed her.
Northern River’s Loose Cultivator thought, What? Blank account? Wait, let me check my notebook. I seem to have an impression of them.
He looked at a few notes recorded in his notebook. Remark 21: Fellow Daoist When the Bright Moon Appears is (Scholar Drunken Moone).
Note 22: The account with the blank nickname is Profound Sage Tyrannical Song (Demon Sage Tyrannical Scholar), who has become invisible.
Oh, it turns out to be Profound Sage Tyrannical Song. Northern River’s Loose Cultivator asked, “Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, why are you looking for a gynecologist? Is your dao companion going to have a baby?”
Fairy Lychee said, “Congratulations to Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song. If you’re having a baby, should we send you a red envelope?” Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: “Congratulations to Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, has the child’s gender been determined? Is it a small daoist priest or a fairy maiden?” Cave Lord Snow Wolf: “Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, did you finally get yourself pregnant?” [Blank Nickname): “No, I want to ask the seniors… How can the C-section be performed on a golden core? In addition, I am not Senior Song. I am Soft Feather. Although I’ve also become a little invisible, the seniors should be familiar with me.”
Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “Soft Feather? This name is indeed familiar.”
Fairy Lychee asked, “Soft Feather, what is your full daoist name?” [Blank Nickname): “I have a lot of daoist names, and my goal is to have 365 daoist names! At the moment, my father is still working hard at this.”
Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire:
Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “Don’t stray from the main topic. What was Fairy Soft Feather asking just now? Golden Core C-section?” Fairy Lychee: “What kind of golden core are you talking about? Some type of medicinal pill that you need to divide?” [Blank Nickname]: “No, I’m talking about the golden core that is condensed at the Fifth Stage. Senior Song’s golden core is pregnant, is there a way to give it a C-section?”
“Wait, let me process this first… A Fifth Stage Golden Core is pregnant? How did such a thing get pregnant?” Northern River’s Loose Cultivator rubbed his temples.
He felt that his view of the world had taken a hit.
Fairy Lychee was equally curious, and asked, “How did the golden core get pregnant?” [Blank Nickname): “I will take a photo for everyone. It is Senior Song’s golden core who got pregnant.” After sending that, Soft Feather went offline to take pictures.
Cave Lord Snow Wolf: “Is this ‘Senior Song’ that ‘Fairy 365 daoist names’ is referring to Demon Sage Tyrannical Scholar?”
Island Master Tian Tiankong said, “That should be the case.”Cave Lord Snow Wolf: “If it’s Demon Sage Tyrannical Scholar, doesn’t he have the Impregnating Gaze
skill?”
Vice-Island Master Tian Tianwei: “Fellow Daoist Snow Wolf means to say that… Demon Sage Tyrannical Scholar went crazy and used the Impregnating Gaze on his golden core?” When the Bright Moon Appears: “That sounds reasonable, but you have forgotten one thing. Demon Sage Tyrannical Scholar is at the Eighth Stage. Where did this golden core come from?” At this time, Soft Feather went online again.
Then, she uploaded a picture of Song Shuhang’s pregnant whale core. Tyrant Flood Dragon wants to father a football team: “That thing is a golden core? Stop joking around. However, who is the girl on the bed in the background with only half of her head shown? That pair of little dragon horns on her head is very cute. When it comes to dragons, those are perfect dragon horns.”
Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “Although I don’t know what’s going on… this whale looks like it swallowed something. Is it trying to send out whatever is crammed within its mouth?” [Blank Nickname): “Right! How could I not have thought of that? Senior Yellow Mountain, your eyes are really unique, and your way of thinking is really broad. You truly deserve to be the founder of our Nine Provinces Number One Group.”
Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: 11.11
This kind of praise made him feel even more tired.
Soft Feather said, “Senior Song, your fat whale golden core has no child-bearing function, but doesn’t it have a mouth? Can’t you have it spit out the little golden core from its mouth?” Song Shuhang knocked his head vigorously. “Right, why didn’t I think of that?” However, there was a problem. How could he squeeze the newborn golden core out of his fat golden core? The virtuous lamia looked at Song Shuhang and tilted her head. Then, she materialized her hands and pierced Song Shuhang’s belly, entering his original dantian. “Are you willing to let Fairy Waiting for a Promise come in contact with your golden core?” A message was transmitted to his mind. “Yes,” Song Shuhang replied subconsciously. In the projected picture, the hands of the virtuous lamia grabbed the fat golden core and squeezed its rear section. The fat golden core struggled hard, and a moment later, a dazzling, little golden core came out of its mouth…