Chapter 755 - 755 Are We Going to Catch Ghosts?
755 Are We Going to Catch Ghosts?
After Chen Xuan left, Ye Feng calculated another score.
After his relentless efforts over the past few days, he had made considerable progress toward his goal of 10 billion yuan. However, he was still short of more than 5.8 billion yuan. It could be said that there was still a long way to go.
Was there any other way to make money quickly?
Just as he was deep in thought, he suddenly received a call from Zhuang Xiaojiao.
“Has Miss Zhuang thought it through and prepared to help me wash my underwear?”
“You can give up on this idea. I won’t help you wash it even if you beat me to death.”
“Oh, so it’s a mangy dog? You promised to be my servant girl for three days, and now you’re acting shamelessly after losing?”
“Who’s shameless? I’m not.”
“Since you’re not, then do as I say.”
“Can I use other methods to offset the punishment?”
“Other methods? Don’t tell me you want to pay with your body? Well… Let me think about it.”
“Go to h*ll. You’re the one who’s going to pay with your body.”
“That’s not impossible.”
“I… You’re going to piss me off! I found a way to help you earn money quickly. Do you want to hear it or not?”
“Even I can’t think of a way. What can you think of with your stupid brain?”
“It’s a secret for now. Come and pick me up tomorrow. I’ll tell you then. I’m hanging up!”
Miss Zhuang was indeed swift and decisive. She hung up without saying a word.
Ye Feng kept the phone and shook his head. He didn’t believe that this woman could think of anything. She probably wanted to drag him out for excitement again.
‘Hehe, sooner or later, I’ll let you experience what true excitement is.’
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The next morning, he drove the coquettish Blue Charm Night to Zhuang Xiaojiao’s hotel.
Zhuang Xiaojiao had been waiting at the door for a long time. Her makeup today could only be described as ‘weird’.
She had a messy wig on her head, smoky makeup on her face, and her lips were black as if they had been blown up by explosives.
She was wearing a white shirt with many words written on it, as if she was wearing a newspaper. Half of her shirt was tucked in her pants, and the other half was hanging out.
Ye Feng did not know what this wind was. He did not dare to ask rashly, lest he was called a ‘country bumpkin’ by others.
She was still wearing a pair of ripped jeans. Her fair skin was exposed through the hole, and it could still make one’s heart beat wildly.
Ye Feng looked at her outfit and took the initiative to speak: “Are we going to catch ghosts?”
Zhuang Xiaojiao was stunned for a moment. “Catch what ghost?”
Ye Feng pointed at her outfit. “You are dressed like this, even ghosts will pee their pants when they see you. When the time comes, you’ll be in charge of scaring the ghosts, and I’ll be in charge of catching them. The division of labor will be clear. Let’s call ourselves the Black Wind Duo Demons for now.”
When Zhuang Xiaojiao heard his words, she glared at him angrily. “You can’t spit out ivory from a dog’s mouth.”
Ye Feng was very serious. “This involves biology. Dogs belong to the phylum chordata, the phylum vertebrate, mammalia, the sub-class of zootia, carnivora, canids. Elephants, on the other hand, belong to the phylum chordata, the phylum vertebrate, mammalia, the subclass eusotheria, the proboscida. Therefore, strictly speaking, under the premise that a dog has not eaten an elephant, it cannot spit out ivory…”
Zhuang Xiaojiao stared at him blankly. “Are you out of your mind? Should we go to the hospital first to check what department you belong in?”
Ye Feng shook his head and sighed. “I can tell that you are a bad student. If I make it more complicated, you won’t understand. Get in the car.”
Zhuang Xiaojiao sat in the front passenger seat and Ye Feng noticed that she was holding a big bag in her hand. It was the kind of woven bag used for moving.
“What are you doing with a broken bag?”
“I’m just pretending to be rich.”
Zhuang Xiaojiao gave a cold and tongue-tied answer.
Ye Feng looked at her in realization: “I understand now, are you going to rob a bank? No wonder you are dressed like this. Are you trying to avoid surveillance? Wait a moment, I’ll go buy a pair of stockings to put on.”
Zhuang Xiaojiao glared at him. “Who said anything about robbing a bank?”
Ye Feng looked at her in confusion. “Other than robbing a bank, what other business is there that is worth you carrying such a big bag of money?”
Zhuang Xiaojiao immediately leaned over sneakily. “I just found out about an underground casino. Aren’t you very good at gambling? We’ll definitely be able to make a fortune.”
Ye Feng’s face twitched. “This is the way you thought of to earn money?”
Zhuang Xiaojiao nodded seriously. “That’s right. Is there a faster way to earn money than gambling?”
Ye Feng pursed his lips. “Haven’t you heard of losing nine times out of ten? You only think about making money. Have you never thought about the consequences if you lose?”
Zhuang Xiaojiao patted him on the shoulder. “I believe in your abilities.”
Ye Feng shook his head hurriedly. “But I don’t believe in my own strength.”
Zhuang Xiaojiao was a little unhappy. “I realize that you’re getting more and more wishy-washy. You weren’t like this when I first met you.”
Ye Feng laughed dryly. “When I met you, you were not like this either. If I had known that you were so crazy, I wouldn’t have jumped into your fire pit.”
Zhuang Xiaojiao smiled smugly. “It’s too late. Since you’ve already jumped into my trap, don’t even think about climbing out again.”
Ye Feng chuckled. “You’re really a deep trap.”
“That is…”
Zhuang Xiaojiao was halfway through her answer when she realized that there was a hidden meaning in his words. She was instantly angered. “Are you going or not? Anyway, I’ve already pointed out a clear path for you. If you don’t want to go, then forget it.”
Ye Feng smiled embarrassedly. “This is also called a clear road? I think it’s more like a dead end. A good wife and a good husband bring less trouble. Whoever marries you in the future will have a hard time.”
Zhuang Xiaojiao’s face turned pale from anger. “It’s fine if you don’t want to go. I’ll go myself.”
As she spoke, she was about to get out of the car.
Ye Feng hurriedly pulled her back. “I’ll go, alright? At that time, if I lose, at most, I’ll mortgage you to others.”
Zhuang Xiaojiao glanced at him smugly. “Can you bear to do that?”
Ye Feng pretended not to hear it and stepped on the accelerator.