Chapter 196: Official Bulletin Board – seventeen
Chapter 196: Official Bulletin Board – seventeen
[It’s Going Fast] Second Event Thread 23 [Hell On Earth]
- Nameless Adventurer
This is a general chat thread.
Let’s write freely.
However, if you don’t abide the basic rules, this thread will disappear.
Previous thread: http: // ******
>> 980 Next thread, please.
- Nameless Adventurer
I’m dead!
- Nameless Adventurer
My country is gone!
- Nameless Adventurer
Aren’t countries getting destroyed way too fast…?
- Nameless Adventurer
I mean, when we consider that the Genocider took over the Beginners’ City near the start of the game, I guess it can’t be helped that the top players can quickly take out countries now.
- Nameless Adventurer
Still way too fast though!
- Nameless Adventurer
Genocider is way too crazy, after all.
- Nameless Adventurer
She definitely doesn’t think like a normal person…
- Nameless Adventurer
Ah…
- Nameless Adventurer
Ah…
- Nameless Adventurer
I wanna capture the Genocider somehow…
- Nameless Adventurer
Ah…
- Nameless Adventurer
What happened?
- Nameless Adventurer
What happened!?
- Nameless Adventurer
[Breaking News] Hermagne’s capital was just invaded by an aerial group of assailants!
- Nameless Adventurer
Huh!?
- Nameless Adventurer
What the!?
- Nameless Adventurer
How are we getting an aerial attack in a medi-fantasy game…?
- Nameless Adventurer
Did someone somehow make an airplane?
- Nameless Adventurer
This is crazy!
- Nameless Adventurer
Bluer than indigo… ((See Translator’s Note at the end))
- Nameless Adventurer
High up in the skies…
- Nameless Adventurer
In an instant they all blow up…
- Nameless Adventurer
A hundred thousand…
- Nameless Adventurer
Pure white roses…
- Nameless Adventurer
Achoo!
- Nameless Adventurer
In a beautiful floral pattern…
- Nameless Adventurer
> 809
You ruined it…
- Nameless Adventurer
Don’t sneeze in the middle of it! Lol!
- Nameless Adventurer
Should we sing an old song or sneeze, such a hard decision! Lololol!
- Nameless Adventurer
Definitely sneeze! Lololol!
- Nameless Adventurer
Hermagne’s capital became a mess while you all were singing…
- Nameless Adventurer
And to think we first thought that war in KSO would involve cavalry battles… We’re now seeing an aerial strike.
- Nameless Adventurer
Oh, and the attackers all seem to be assassins, by the way.
- Nameless Adventurer
Hermagne might be destroyed for good this time around…
- Nameless Adventurer
Fire is rising everywhere, it looks like Hell on Earth over here.
- Nameless Adventurer
They’re really burning the capital down?
- Nameless Adventurer
As expected of the Genocider! Lol!
- Nameless Adventurer
Way too merciless! Lol!
- Nameless Adventurer
Well, I guess bombing the capital felt like a nice way of doing the last big attack in the event for her?
- Nameless Adventurer
Stop! Hermagne is too close to its death by now!
- Nameless Adventurer
Just what is this madness…?
- Nameless Adventurer
I guess she wanted to mess Hermagne up badly enough to the point it can’t compete with the Empire anymore…
- Nameless Adventurer
Oh, don’t worry, Absolutely Inviolable Area is making sure that the Empire is as devastated as Hermagne.
- Nameless Adventurer
Well, they’re big countries, so they can create whatever mess they want without worrying about wiping them off the map!
- Nameless Adventurer
Too horrifying! Lol!
- Nameless Adventurer
Small countries are crushed like ants, big countries are used as punching bags… Goodness.
- Nameless Adventurer
What a mess…
- Nameless Adventurer
I’m curious about what the power balance will be like between the remaining countries once the event ends…
- Nameless Adventurer
Well, Hermagne and the Empire will probably survive somehow. I don’t think there is enough time left in the event to wipe those two out for good.
- Nameless Adventurer
Yeah, pretty much this.
- Nameless Adventurer
Yeah… They’ll survive somehow.
- Nameless Adventurer
Though I worry about the nightmare that will follow once the countries owned by Absolutely Inviolable Area and by the Genocide end up becoming major powers…
- Nameless Adventurer
We should immediately set up a siege against the Wallace Kingdom and the Duchy of Carmelia!
- Nameless Adventurer
As if any country can lend us the forces to lay a siege against those superpowers!
- Nameless Adventurer
Yeah, our best hopes would be to get help from Hermagne or from the Empire, but they’re currently being used as punching bags, so…
- Nameless Adventurer
If only we had one of them to rely on!
- Nameless Adventurer
Why did they have to invade at the same time!?
- Nameless Adventurer
Maybe it was planned…?
- Nameless Adventurer
Lol! They’re too crazy to plan things out! This was just bad luck!
- Nameless Adventurer
Stop it! The countries are already mostly dead!
- Nameless Adventurer
Don’t make a punching bag out of the poor countries!
- Nameless Adventurer
It’s only getting worse, lol!
******
[Way Too Quick] Second Event Thread 31 [Too Many Destroyed Countries]
- Nameless Adventurer
This is a general chat thread.
Let’s write freely.
However, if you don’t abide the basic rules, this thread will disappear.
Previous thread: http: // ******
>> 980 Next thread, please.
- Nameless Adventurer
The top players are fighting over Maria in the Beginners’ City now…
- Nameless Adventurer
Hymn’s Guru VS Yuu!
Ranka VS Perverted Gentleman
That looks pretty exciting!
- Nameless Adventurer
I pity poor Ranka.
- Nameless Adventurer
The almost-naked guy fighting a girl who already has to deal with one stupid pervert… That’s just sad.
- Nameless Adventurer
Reported!
- Nameless Adventurer
I have no idea what Yuu and Hymn’s Guru are doing anymore.
- Nameless Adventurer
Feels like a battle straight out of a buggy demo.
- Nameless Adventurer
Well, you can kinda understand it if you already know some of Yuu’s skills, but… Yeah, it’s a weird fight alright. Looks more like a circus presentation than an actual battle.
- Nameless Adventurer
I’m lost here.
- Nameless Adventurer
It presents itself as a battle, when it’s actually a circus show for the spectators!
- Nameless Adventurer
Lots of acrobatic movements being done, while Ranka and the Perverted Gentleman fight in the background! Truly a wonderful show!
- Nameless Adventurer
It’s definitely a circus! Lol!
- Nameless Adventurer
Hymn’s Guru passes through the ring of fire!
The Perverted Gentleman attacks Ranka!
Hymn’s Guru approaches while dancing through the mud!
Ranka repels the Perverted Gentleman by chanting her Sutras!
Yuu eats some red mushrooms and becomes huge!
Hymn’s Guru jumps on top of his head to make him smaller!
The Perverted Gentleman shines brighter as he poses!
Ranka’s voice goes lower and lower as her disbelief goes higher!
What will actually happen next!?
- Nameless Adventurer
Lol!
- Nameless Adventurer
Lol!
- Nameless Adventurer
Lol!
- Nameless Adventurer
> 142
You’ve done a good job. You may rest now.
- Nameless Adventurer
I’ve been laughing so hard that I got a stomachache! Lololol!
- Nameless Adventurer
It’s nice to see a good tag team battle with the top players again. Kinda like the Hannes VS Genocider fight in the first event.
- Nameless Adventurer
Yeah, it’s good!
- Nameless Adventurer
I’m still laughing! Lol!
- Nameless Adventurer
What’s happening?
- Nameless Adventurer
It’s just crazy! Lol!
- Nameless Adventurer
Only the top players are not participating in the wars anymore! Lol!
- Nameless Adventurer
Well, it’s still exciting.
- Nameless Adventurer
> 154
It’s a different kind of excitement though.
- Nameless Adventurer
Yeah, I mean… I thought I’d be amazed by an epic battle, not by Yuu’s circus show.
- Nameless Adventurer
They’re great entertainers though! Lololol!
- Nameless Adventurer
That they are, lol!
- Nameless Adventurer
I have no clue what Yuu is doing anymore!
- Nameless Adventurer
I can’t guess the effect of his skills from their names…
- Nameless Adventurer
I remember what a few of them do, but I think he must have dozens of different skills, so it’s hard to keep track.
- Nameless Adventurer
I wonder what goes on in his head to pick those crazy skills…
- Nameless Adventurer
Not only that, but he is actually able to somehow use them effectively in combat… His capabilities are as praise-worthy as his weirdness.
- Nameless Adventurer
Yeah, Yuu is basically playing 5D chess with his skills at this point.
- Nameless Adventurer
By the way, he mostly focuses on testing stuff to them share detailed information on how they work, doesn’t he?
- Nameless Adventurer
Kinda amazing to see a pure supporter like him holding his own against a fighter like Hymn’s Guru…
- Nameless Adventurer
Guess he isn’t just a parasite then, is he!? Lol!
- Nameless Adventurer
Or rather, if Yuu is a parasite, then what are we, who just make use of the information he shares with us?
- Nameless Adventurer
Please say no more…
- Nameless Adventurer
Don’t involve us in this mess!
- Nameless Adventurer
Yeah! The ones talking in the forums while the event is still ongoing totally aren’t complete losers!
- Nameless Adventurer
Eh? Losers?
- Nameless Adventurer
Well, that’s not wrong, but still… Lol.
- Nameless Adventurer
I’m no loser, it’s just that my country lost.
- Nameless Adventurer
A crushing defeat.
- Nameless Adventurer
Well, better to lose to monsters like the Genocider, than to lose like the poor Holy Imperial Knights.
- Nameless Adventurer
Didn’t they just lose to the Genocider though?
- Nameless Adventurer
It was to NPCs actually…
- Nameless Adventurer
And the fight was… Well, quite sad.
- Nameless Adventurer
On a side note, I don’t think I’d be able to defeat Alexei even at the current point. I feel like I wouldn’t be able to keep up even though my level rose quite a bit since that time.
- Nameless Adventurer
Well, the NPCs also had their level raised, so you’d be outleveled regardless.
- Nameless Adventurer
Yeah, the NPC that defeated Sumeragi also received a huge level boost since Alexei’s time.
- Nameless Adventurer
Guess the Important NPCs won’t ever become complete pushovers…
- Nameless Adventurer
How horrible!
- Nameless Adventurer
Such a mean management team!
- Nameless Adventurer
Well, what did you expect from KSO’s management?
- Nameless Adventurer
Seeing a bullied boss? Lololol!
- Nameless Adventurer
That’s about right…
- Nameless Adventurer
Careful, maybe we’ll summon the boss again if we keep talking.
- Nameless Adventurer
Lol!
——
*Translator’s Note: Sora no Shimpei (空の神兵 which can be loosely translated as “The Divine Sky Soldiers”) is a military Japanese song made during the middle of the second world war. It talks about Japanese soldiers that fall from the sky with parachutes and stuff like that. In post 804-810 (except 809), they’re singing parts of the song.
I considered reusing existing translations of the song in those parts, but I didn’t like the ones I found, so I made my translation on the spot.