Guide to raise my cutie husbands

Chapter 285 Break the bed

　　Fang Chi was indeed a bit scared after what happened to him but he wasn’t frail mind after all he was once the talk of the villagers and his name was in shambles, when compared to that trauma, this incident wasn’t that big——at least he came out of this predicament safely and there was no need for him to worry. After all, he was fortunate enough to get brothers like Chen Mi, Ye Liu and Shen Li, who cared about him so much that instead o being jealous and waiting for his wedding ceremony with Yu Dong to fall into ruins they even took the responsibility to sew him a new wedding dress in such a short time, he knew that even if three of them worked together on this dress that he was wearing, with Xiao Hua, this wedding dress couldn’t be made in a jiffy. Who knows how hard they worked to finish it before the auspicious hour finishes.

He was grateful to them and suddenly felt a lot closer to these three new brothers he gained after marrying Yu Dong, he didn’t know what he should be expecting but whatever his future held was better than the life that he has been living. With that thought in mind, he wasn’t scared anymore, and even if he was, he wouldn’t waste his energy on this matter anymore. As far as he knew, the chapter of Mu Yuxi was over and done, she no longer mattered to him, so how can he let that woman destroy the happiest day of his life? He will laugh, eat and have a loving day and —— night with his wife. 

” Brother Fang why is your face so red?” Chen Mi who brought a plate filled with strawberries and grapes sauntered inside Yu Dong’s room which was decorated with rose petals and red candles. The setting was beautiful and romantic but Chen Mi didn’t feel awkward about entering the room of the newly married couple. And why would he? This was his wife’s room too! He can act as brazenly as he wanted and it wasn’t as if he came here for fun, he knew just how hungry a bridegroom can be after he was done with all the wedding ceremonies. So, he brought some fruits and mooncakes to pad Fang Chi’s stomach, since he and Yu Dong will be consummating their wedding night, Fang Chi couldn’t eat anything gassy. Because farting during making love was another level of embarrassment——and don’t ask how he knew about this or else he, Chen Mi will puff his cheeks.

Fang Chi who was caught daydreaming, flushed even more as he looked at Chen Mi and somewhat hesitatingly answered, “It’s too hot outside. My body couldn’t handle the heat and my face got red like this——”

”Tsk, liar,” said Xiao Hua who was flamboyantly leaning against the door frame. His lips were curled in a wicked grin. ” He must have been thinking about his wedding night.”

Fang Chi felt like he was seen through by Xiao Hua and his face turned even red, as he cast a worried look at Chen Mi who was sitting next to him. ” No…no of course not. It is indeed because of the heat, I mean it’s so hot isn’t it?”

” Yeah, yeah it is indeed because of the heat but it’s not the heat of the sun that’s caused you to go all flustered and red,” said Xiao Hua as his eyes slowly grazed over a particular part of Fang Chi’s body. “It’s the heat of something else, but you don’t need to be embarrassed——after all you are already past twenty there are some urges that you can’t contROLL—— what the heck who dared to hit me?” 

Extremely upset Xiao Hua turned to look at the culprit only to meet Shen Li’s stern gaze. The man should have just gotten out of the kitchen because he was carrying a spatula in his hand. No wonder the back of his head was hurting so much, this man just hit him with a wooden spatula. ” Hey! I say…what’s the meaning of this? How can you hit me like that?”

Listening to Xiao Hua’s whiny voice, Shen Li was having a hard time linking him with the same Xiao Hua who befriended a thug woman. He really was skilled, acting like a bad cop and a good cop in seconds. Shen Li poked Xiao Hua’s forehead with his spatula, as he sternly said, ” What do you mean why did I do that? Aren’t you getting a bit carried away how can you tease Chi, like this? Is this something you should say to a newly married groom?”

” Jeez, you are so old fashioned,” said Xiao Hua with an exasperated sigh. ” Just because I don’t ask it, doesn’t mean that it won’t happen. Everyone here knows what is going to happen at the night, I am just a bit more expressive, what’s wrong with that? It’s not like I asked him to let me join him and Yu Dong.”

Of course, he was hit again for his dirty words.

Xiao Hua wanted to fight back but then his gaze met with Shen Li’s stern ones and he immediately shut his mouth. What? He wasn’t scared, not at all, it’s just that he was really respectful towards his elders and since Shen Li was his elder, he wouldn’t fight with him on such a small thing. It totally wasn’t because of fear. 

Once Xiao Hua stopped jabbering nonsense, Shen Li stepped inside with a highly concentrated chicken broth. ” Here, drink this—-our father in law told us that drinking chicken soup is good for replenishing energy and it will also help you in conceiving a child, so drink it up.”

” Aren’t you asking Brother Fang to practically squeeze out Yu Dong so that he can get pregnant, I mean why else would you give him something that would make him energetic, why talk in circles? Just straightforwardly speak it out loud no?” Then he turned to Fang Chi who was holding the bowl of chicken soup, with a face that was even redder than the strawberries. ” Brother Fang make sure to break the bed!”

He even raised his hand and gave Fang Chi a thumbs up.

And in return, he received a flying spatula that hit him exactly on the mouth. Gosh, his lips!