Chapter 412 Let me kiss and check.
Chapter 412 Let me kiss and check.
”Hypocrite? Me? How dare you!” snapped Xiao Hua as he placed a hand on his chest in outrage. ” When did I? How am I a hypocrite?”” Why? Don’t you think that a fat woman deserves to be loved as well, Hua Hua?” asked Gu Ke Xin looking like she was very much enjoying teasing Xiao Hua. ” You just said that the book was all about love and nothing else, so I believe that even a fat woman deserves to be loved if she is kind and not good looking as others since she is well, you see so in love with the mer.”
Xiao Hua puffed his cheeks and rolled his eyes. ” Well, my love comes from good-looking faces, all right?”
” Then does that mean you love me?” asked Gu Ke Xin with a raised brow causing Xiao Hua to sit up straight and look at her incredulously. ” What…What do you mean by that?”
” What did you not say that your love comes from good-looking faces and you just called me beautiful, that means I am good-looking in your eyes, am I not? Then it means you love me, right?” Gu Ke Xin very patiently explained causing Xiao Hua to blink and think about his concept of love —— it was true that he liked good-looking faces, given that he was beautiful himself…going by this logic, he should be in love with Gu Ke Xin and even if he wasn’t in love with her, he should at least like him but instead, he didn’t —— he couldn’t feel an ounce of liking towards Gu Ke Xin.
He stared at her face, again and again, trying to picture last night’s dream with her but instead all he could think about was Yu Dong.
The only one who he could think of was Yu Dong and honestly, she wasn’t as beautiful as Gu Ke Xin if anything she was a little average when compared to someone like Gu Ke Xin who was born with fantastic facial features.
” So, why are you here?” asked Gu Ke Xin seeing that she might have broken Xiao Hua, she changed the topic and then looked at Xiao Hua who was staring at her in a daze. Seeing that he was not even listening, she rolled her eyes and then picked up a brush lying on the table before throwing it at Xiao Hua causing the latter to jump up.
” What?” He asked sounding a bit annoyed.
” I asked what are you doing here?” said Gu Ke Xin as she rolled her eyes and then looked back at her account book. ” You must have come here for something, right?”
Xiao Hua only then did he remember why he came here and then suppressing the memories of his naughty dream with Yu Dong said solemnly, “I am here to have an affair with you.”
” Oh, okay..all righttttttt—— what?” Gu Ke Xin was so startled that she dragged her brush a little too much and ruined a page of the account book, stupefied, she looked down and shouted, ” Oh my god!! What’s wrong with you? Look what you made me do, Xiao Hua! This is not the time to make jokes like this!”
” I am not joking,” to Gu Ke Xin’s surprise, Xiao Hua seriously looked at her and with a determined expression came to stand in front of her desk. ” I want to have an affair with you, you are beautiful and I know that you will not hurt me either, so we are going to have an affair.”
” No, we damn aren’t going to have an affair!” spluttered Gu Ke Jin as she tore the paper from the account book and started to write down the records back on the new page while staring at Xiao Hua suspiciously. ” You get away from me, I do not think you have any good intentions towards me so you stay back..hurrrr…hurrr … shooo!”
But not only did Xiao Hua did he not retreat, but he also walked even closer to Gu Ke Jin with his eyes narrowed as if he was waiting to pounce on a touchy hissy prey. ” Now, Now.. don’t be like that, we can make it work —- I mean, there is nothing to lose, is there?”
” You what the hell do you mean that there is nothing to lose?” Gu Ke Jin jumped from her chair and then skidded back as she stared at Xiao Hua and raised her finger. ” You brat, what exactly are you trying to do huh? Is this some sort of new prank that you have learned from somewhere?”
” I just want to check something, so stop running and let me do it!” exclaimed Xiao Hua as he tried to catch Gu Ke Jin who jumped out of his clutches and rushed across the table only to be barred by Xiao Hua. ” I said, I just want to check a little thing! Stop running!”
” What’s there for you to check?”
” I want to check whether I feel butterflies in my stomach if I kiss you.”
” Do you want to die?” said Gu Ke Jin with an expression as if she was going to throw up any second. ” If you dare to kiss me I will send you flying, Xiao Hua, I am telling you!”
” Who is the mer here? Why are you acting fussy? It is just a kiss!”
”It’s not about acting fussy you dimwit, but why should I kiss you of all people?”
” Because you will never get to kiss someone as beautiful as me?” answered Xiao Hua as if that made all the sense in the world.
” I am going to kill you—-” snarled Gu Ke Jin but she was interrupted when Xiao Hua jumped on her and caught hold of her cheeks before trying to pull her close. ” Now let’s get this done with.”
Gu Ke Jin too wasn’t someone who was going to let an arrogant bastard like Xiao Hua kiss her, so she immediately placed her feet on his abdomen and pushed him back. ” I will die than let you kiss me.”
” Then first let me kiss you and then you can die, all right?”
” You son of a dog!”
Just like that one person with her cheeks squeezed and the other with his abdomen being kicked got caught in a stalemate, that didn’t break until —-
” Hey, Ke Jin are you done with the account boo….” Yu Dong who pushed open the door with a grin took the scene in front of her and her speech faltered before she blinked her eyes and closed the door with an awkward. ” Sorry, I didn’t know … I will … I just… I solemnly apologise.”
Once the door was closed, there was silence for two minutes before Gu Ke Jin turned to look at Xiao Hua with tears of blood ( figure of speech) dripping from her eyes. ” I am never going to forgive you!”
” Why you!” It was supposed to be his line!
ps: I am getting a lot of pimples and dark spots please suggest some good remedies I need to go on an arrange marriage meeting.