Chapter 416 - So Daddy Eats Father's Saliva Every Day Because He Wants To Be More Intimate! (2)
416. So Daddy Eats Father’s Saliva Every Day Because He Wants To Be More Intimate! (2)
Rong Yi looked at his six children, astonished. “They are the invitation? Is it appropriate to use children as invitation stickers? What if the cultivators hurt them while fighting for them?”
Pacero also thought it wasn’t appropriate.
Suddenly, with a small pop, the six children turned into a cloud of white smoke, and when the smoke cleared, there were only six little papermen on the floor.
“What’s the matter?” asked Pacero in surprise. “Why are the children gone?”
Bu Qi picked up the six papermen. “This is the real invitations, ha, we are lucky to get six at a time.”
He turned the papermen upside down and it wrote ‘Invitation’ on the back.
Rong Yi said, “The one who has deceived all of us using those papermen should have superb arts. Only one who has ascended has such ability.”
Yin Jinye checked it and said, “I heard that the abbot of Guangyin temple has become a Buddha, he just hasn’t ascended because he has something undone in mortal world.”
Bu Qi nodded. “The abbot of Guangyin Temple has indeed become a Buddha. I had the chance to meet him once. His whole body is enveloped in a layer of faint golden light. He doesn’t have to say anything to make you touched. He just has to be near you, and you feel like putting down the butcher’s knife and being compassionate and good, and being with him, you’d have no any anger or hatred, only inner peace, having no desire…”
Xiang Lv smiled and asked, “Is there a feeling that makes you want to shave yourself and become a monk too?”
“Yes, that’s the feeling. Last time when I saw the abbot of Guangyin Temple, I almost did the tonsure.”
Logus rubbed his chin and looked at Pacero, “It’s like talking about you.”
Pedro, “…”
Rong Yi laughed and said, “The Buddhist cultivators’ job is similar to that of a godfather.”
Logus, “No wonder…”
Yin Jinye said to Rong Yi, “If you see the abbot of Guangyin Temple some day, remember to avoid him.”
Rong Yi wondered, “why?”
“You may not be able to resist his Buddha light and take the initiative to do the tonsure.”
Rong Yi laughed, “How can I leave you and the children alone to shave, you’d better worry about yourself. Although I am not worried that you’ll do the tonsure, I am worried as a ghost cultivator, you can’t stand his Buddha golden light.”
Yin Jinye responded with an ‘hmm’ and then turned to Jiang Mu, “You too.”
Jiang My had all question marks in the head.
Rong Yi rubbed his little head and said, “Yes, in the future, if you see any Buddha cultivator or a Taoist who has higher cultivation than you, stay away from them. They have special spells to subdue you.”
Jiang Mu asked, “What is Buddha cultivator?”
“The monks.”
“What is a monk?”
Rong Yi was speechless, “Haven’t you ever seen a monk? No hair, six or nine incense scar dots over the head, they are generally dressed in yellow robes, wearing red cassock. If you see anyone similar to that, don’t provoke them.”
Jiang Mu, half understood, nodded.
“It’s been almost four years since you came out. How come there are so many things you don’t know?” Rong Yi lamented.
Yin Jinye said, “He often stays in the house and seldom goes out. Of course he doesn’t know much.”
Jiang Mu suddenly made a sound and flew out.
“Jiang Mu, where are you going?” Rong Yi cried out hurriedly.
Jiang Mu ran after a group of people in black robes, with the fastest speed to stop them.
The leading man was stunned there.
The guard standing by his side said angrily, “Who are you? How dare you stand in the way of our Yingui Sect?”
As Jiang Mu heard Yingui Sect, his eyes glistened, and then slightly patted on the head of the leading man like how he patted on the little head of Yin Tao and others.
The leading man’s eyes narrowed sharply.
“How dare you pat on our chief’s head? Are you sick of living?” Immediately, the man’s guard drew his knife and hit at him.
With a thud…
The knife was blocked by the Yin Jinye’s dark guard.
“What do you want to do to my son?” Rong Yi rushed over to push the guard away, then asked Jiang Mu, “Are you all right?”
“Daddy, I’m fine.”
That guard pointed at Jiang Mu with the knife, “Watch your child, if he dare touch our chief again, we’ll…”
Before he could finish his words, Yin Jinye, with a thousand guards, came before them.
The words of the guard instantly got swallowed back in his throat.
The guards Yin Jinye brought over were elites among the elites. Any one of them could beat ten of them.
Xiang Lv gave a cold hum, “Go on say. What will you do?”
“…” The guard subconsciously turned to look at their chief.
Seeing that these people all had higher cultivation than him, the chief said, “Since we are all cultivators, I’ll let it go.”
As they were about to leave, Jiang Mu flew to his front again.
The chief looked at him in doubt.
Jiang Mu blinked at him, not knowing how to call him.
Xiang Lv asked, “Jiang Mu, did he grab something from you?”
The chief immediately retorted, “I have never seen him before, why would I rob him?”
Bu Qi said, “Given his ability, how can he grab things from Jiang Mu’s hand?”
“Yeah, you are right.”
The chief, “…”
Then the guard drew out his knife and pointed at them, “Damn it! How dare you insult our chief?”
Like throwing a toy, Jiang Mu threw the guard away, and then smiled at the chief, “Chief! It’s me!”