I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

“Let’s seize this opportunity to deal with the Heavenly Light Goddess! This is a rare chance!” the Heavenly Sea God exclaimed in excitement to the Heavenly Life Goddess and Heavenly Heaven God. He was speaking to them through the Heavenly Sea Mirror.

“Heavenly Sea God, don’t forget that our primary target is An Lin,” the Heavenly Heaven God said calmly.

“But the Heavenly Light Goddess is at her weakest state right now! This is the best opportunity for us to defeat her! If we allow her to grow stronger, perhaps she might even become more powerful than us!” the Heavenly Sea God said earnestly.

“Regardless of how powerful she becomes, can she become more powerful than our Three Forms Reincarnation True Heaven Formation?” the Heavenly Heaven God asked. He was unconvinced by the Heavenly Sea God’s proposal. “In any case, even though there’s a conflict between the Heavenly Light Goddess and us, the targets that she wants to destroy the most are the Heaven Crushing Sect and An Lin. This is a chance to kill two birds with one stone, so how can we pass it up?”

The Heavenly Life Goddess smiled and continued, “Once she draws the attention of the remaining forces, she’ll create the best opportunity for us to deal with An Lin.”

There was an exasperated expression on the Heavenly Sea God’s face, and he exclaimed, “Foolish! You two don’t understand just how powerful the Heavenly Light Goddess will become after her transformation! Moreover, she’ll definitely find an opportunity to target us. Trust me, we need to kill the Heavenly Light Goddess first. Otherwise, our situation will become extremely precarious!”

The Heavenly Sea God was doing his best to convince them, yet the Heavenly Life Goddess and the Heavenly Heaven God were completely unfazed by his words.

The days slowly passed by.

The sun in the sky became brighter and brighter.

Meanwhile, An Lin’s investigation of the black orb was still ongoing and fruitless.

In the meantime, Lan Xiaoni had given him a call through his voice transmission talisman, telling him that the Heavenly Human Tribe United Army in the West Sea appeared to have secretly moved their camp. After taking a lengthy detour, they had headed toward the direction of the White Nectar Sea.

She had initially wanted to lead an army to attack them, but she had suppressed this urge upon detecting a supreme and paramount aura. There had been a Supreme Heavenly God in the enemy army, and thus she hadn’t dared to act rashly and attack them.

Upon hearing this, An Lin knew that the Heavenly Sea God had definitely run away to join forces with the Heavenly Life Goddess and the Heavenly Heaven God.

The Heavenly Sea God had already turned on the Heavenly Light Goddess anyway, so unless he didn’t respect her IQ, there was no way he would actively visit her to resolve their conflict. After all, they were already mortal enemies.

An Lin felt like the question that he needed to ponder over the most was his relationship with the Heavenly Sea God. Were they still brothers?

After all, they hadn’t betrayed each other yet.

However, An Lin knew that the Heavenly Sea God hadn’t been genuinely helping him during the previous battle. Instead, the Heavenly Sea God had wanted to screw him over and force him to unleash all of his trump cards at the same time that he was screwing the Heavenly Earth God over.

It was evident that he had succeeded.

An Lin was forced to sacrifice one-fifth of his life force.

However, the Heavenly Sea God was also frightened upon seeing An Lin’s trump card. After the battle, he immediately left to join forces with the Heavenly Life Goddess and the Heavenly Heaven God. There hadn’t been a shred of hesitation in his actions…

Since the Heavenly Sea God had stabbed him in the back, An Lin naturally had to reciprocate as well. He had immediately called upon Lan Xiaoni to exact revenge. However, he hadn’t imagined that she would be so powerful and impressive. Without saying a word, she had immediately gone over and obliterated the Heavenly Sea God’s home.

An Lin was stunned, yet he was also incredibly satisfied.

They had both screwed each other over, and looking at it now, their match had been a draw.

However, whether or not they would continue to cooperate as brothers was a pressing question.

Should I… contact the Heavenly Sea God?

An Lin silently picked up the clone Heart of the Ocean that the Heavenly Sea God had given him.

Originally, this item would only allow the Heavenly Sea God to contact him.

The Heavenly Sea God could contact him, but he couldn’t contact the Heavenly Sea God.

However, he had already grasped the complete Heavenly Darkness Power, so he could naturally understand the theory behind this item. Thus, he could naturally contact the Heavenly Sea God as well.

The only problem was, if he contacted the Heavenly Sea God now, what if the Heavenly Life Goddess and the Heavenly Heaven God were beside him? How would the Heavenly Sea God explain himself?

Hang on… Why am I feeling so excited?! 

An Lin suddenly felt a strong urge to contact the Heavenly Sea God!

However, just as he was about to give his brother a surprise call, the system suddenly lit up!

Holy f*ck!

An Lin instantly became excited.

What Heavenly Sea God? What surprise? He instantly pushed these to the back of his mind.

He only needed the system!

“My dear system, you’re finally giving me a response.

“Have you decided to teach me how to advance to the Dao Integration Intermediate Stage?”

An Lin excitedly murmured to himself as he opened up the system interface.

However, he was dumbfounded by what he saw.

“Detected that host is too popular; now assigning the following special mission to decrease host’s popularity.

“Special Mission: Cause one million beings who like you to hate you within three days.

“Mission Success: One raffle ticket for the God of War Dreamy Prize Wheel.

“Mission Failure: Allow host to experience the pain of pregnancy and dystocia six hundred and sixty-six times.

“Note: This mission cannot be rejected.”

This…

An Lin froze upon reading the contents of the mission.

The smile on his face vanished, and it was as if he had been struck by lightning.

What kind of f*cking mission is this?

Is this a suicide mission?! 

Either cause one million beings to hate me, or experience the pain of pregnancy and dystocia six hundred and sixty-six times?

Is the system a demon?! 

A string of curses raced through An Lin’s mind.

The happiness that had come from the system finally responding vanished into thin air. He had been all giddy and excited, yet the system had given him this inhumane mission?

Am I, An Lin, someone who will ruin my own image in order to accomplish a mission?

However, that God of War Dreamy Prize Wheel sounds fairly attractive…

Should I give it a go?

An Lin had obtained raffle tickets before, but he had never obtained one for the God of War Dreamy Prize Wheel. What if there was an incredible item on this prize wheel? He definitely couldn’t let this opportunity slip by!

In any case, the pain of pregnancy and dystocia? Who the hell knew how painful that would be.

It was probably more painful than normal pregnancy and normal childbirth, right?!

If he failed this mission, he would have to suffer that pain six hundred and sixty-six times. Even if he were an iron-willed person who wasn’t afraid of pain, as a man, he still wouldn’t want to experience the pain of pregnancy and dystocia so many hundreds of times…

“So be it. For the survival of the human race, and for the survival of the beings on the entire Tai Chu Continent, so what if I ruin my own reputation once?” An Lin straightened his back, and he had already come to a decision.

He simply had to make one million of his fans hate him.

Easy!

Generally speaking, one action alone could turn one’s fans against them.

An Lin immediately issued a command and gathered the six million members of the Dark Wing Tribe on a large arena.

“The Heavenly Master has issued a command! The Heavenly Master has issued a command!

“All members of the Dark Wing Tribe, immediately gather on the Divine Moon Dao Plaza!”

The Heavenly Night Monarch excitedly announced this news.

The members of the Dark Wing Tribe all cheered in excitement upon hearing this. They didn’t hesitate in the least as they spread their wings and flew toward the Divine Moon Dao Plaza. In fact, they all flew as quickly as they could, afraid that they would arrive even one second late.

This was the first time that their Heavenly Master had gathered them, so they were naturally brimming with excitement. There were looks of joy and eager anticipation on their faces. An Lin was standing atop an elevated platform, and he couldn’t help but smile upon seeing the expressions on the faces of the millions of beings before him.

It was evident that the members of the Dark Wing Tribe all revered him greatly. They were definitely fanatic fans of his.

This was exactly what he wanted.. All he needed to do was to cause one-sixth of them to hate him. This was going to be far too easy!