474 They Taught Her Singing And Dancing To Be A Man!!!
“It’s just because you are judging its actions from a narrow angle,” she was saying such weird words with twisted logic, “just wait for a bit longer… Let’s say at quest ten or something. You’ll see how the system will act fairly to you and your race.”
“Humph, we’ll see…”
In fact I knew that wasn’t going to happen! I didn’t want to expose my little secret to her, but girl… Come on! I was someone who came from the future.
I came ninety-nine years after this point. And I could honestly tell you this… The system was a piece of trash, a racist thing that kept targeting our kin and giving good things for other races!
Was the system going to be fair? Going to make things right? That might be one of the most ridiculously wrong and outrageous claims I’d ever heard before!
“Let me, please,” she started to jump, holding my arm, as if she was my girl or something.
“Fine,” I had to give in, “I initially planned for my Fang to climb up ranks in your race and replace you. But now… I can only depend on you for that.”
“You… Were planning to grow up a paragon?!!!” a shocking tone and look appeared from her when I said that.
“Not only one,” I slowly shook my head, “I’m going to nourish as many paragons as I can.”
“I… That…” she seemed startled to even speak properly, “I heard from the jumper that you also take care of a Berserker… Are you planning to nourish two paragons?!!”
“Actually? They are three, not two,” I also had one extra member in another race that was bound to me. However, that person was left all alone all this time.
I didn’t plan to nourish him for now. But after what these paragons did, I started to take this matter more seriously.
“You… Sigh, you can’t be a human,” she shook her head with such a deep and long sigh, “tell me, do you have a grandmother of Selvators? Dragons? Or Hector?”
“None,” I shrugged.
“No way! This… Humans are not like this!”
“Like what?” I laughed and she pursed her lips.
“You are a bastard, just like that jerk said.”
“If I’m a bastard, and he is a jerk, then you must be a clown.”
“I’ll punch you in the face if you don’t stop!”
“Punch me in the face? Dude, who told you that you act this good as a boy?” I finally couldn’t get it anymore.
“All say that!”
“They… were lying,” I sighed, “you do everything in a girlish way.”
“Really?” Just looking at him standing in such a curvy way, crossing his arms as if he was holding breasts underneath made me roll my eyes.
“Just look at you in the mirror and you’ll know.”
“I took lessons for five years to learn how to act as a man, I won’t fall for your dirty tricks!”
“Then tell me, how is punching a man in the face threatening to him?” I raised an eyebrow when I noticed how deeply this girl was believing such lies!
“It hurts!” she blurted out and I could only helplessly sigh.
“If you want to hurt a man, then you should be threatened by a kick down there,” I pointed down at my groin and she didn’t get it. ρꪖꪕᦔꪖꪕꪫꪣꫀꪶ
“Then if you don’t shut up, I’ll kick you down there!” she said with an evil grin that made me laugh without restraint this time.
This girl… She was really funny!
“Why are you laughing?” she still didn’t get it yet, “didn’t you tell me to say that?”
“Only girls will threaten boys with such a thing,” I continued to laugh, and at this moment her face turned all red from anger.
“I’ll kill you if you don’t shut up!”
“Little better,” despite saying that, I kept laughing, “but not that enough to insult or really threaten me.”
“Why? Don’t you fear death?”
“Not from people attached to me by contracts.”
“Damn! You… You are really a cunning bastard! I hate you!”
“See? Another mistake that boys never do,” I shook my index finger in front of her face as if I was teaching her a valuable lesson.
“Then what? Tell me genius, what makes a boy get angry?”
“Threaten his pride,” I said, “for example instead of saying: I’ll punch you in the face, why not say: I’ll slap your face, dumbass!”
“I believe that last word isn’t for me, right?”
“Bickering over the little details isn’t boys’ nature,” I sighed, “girl… You have a long way to go if you want to keep doing this. Five years? Damn! What were they teaching you back there? Dancing and singing?”
“How… How did you know?!!”
“…!!!” ok, that was it! I had enough of her, gave her my back, and turned to watch the jumper’s actions once more.
“Hey! Hey!” she kept bugging me, and I kept showing her my cold side.
Teaching her dancing and singing for the entire five years? What the hell did those who were caring for her thought? Were they trying to fulfil her wish to be a man in the outer appearance or were they preparing her to get laid and have kids?
Humph! Those Selvators… They weren’t as smart as I thought.
[Bro… Bad news… Pretty much bad news…]
At this moment, even Wryly’s bad news was much better than the annoying voice of Isac.
[What?]
[That dude… Fang, he told me just now that the paragons are trying to run away]
[Let them try] I harrumphed, [I already this close from tightening up the net]
[No bro, you got it wrong! Fang says they knew about that already. And now they are planning to run away using the ocean]
“Ocean?!” It wasn’t time to listen to the pestering words of Isac, “step aside!” I said in a firm and urgent tone, while moving to check the map on the ground of my chariot.
Yes, Texas was lined by a large surface of water at the southern borders. Damn! How could they move through there?
[What did he tell you about their plan? Tell me everything!]