I Swear I Don’t Have A Python In My Pool

Chapter 540: Zixia Fairy

Translator: End less Fantasy Translation     Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

After seeing the mission, Wang Mang was stunned and dumbfounded.

This was the f*cking Journey to the West!

How could the Zixia Fairy be here?

Did she have to go on the Journey to the West too?

Logically speaking, Sun Wukong did not encounter Zixia Fairy when he became a disciple of Patriarch Subhuti.

Could it be that Wang Mang’s appearance had caused a butterfly effect?

Thinking this, Wang Mang was a little confused. Was he really going to help Sun Wukong woo her?

However, what if Sun Wukong did not go to the Western Paradise to learn the scriptures? He really did not know what to do, or what would happen if his actions inadvertently changed the course of what should happen in the TV series.

Who knew how far the Journey to the West would go?

Therefore, he hesitated. If this mission was about him, Wang Mang would ignore any potential romantic encounters and choose to pursue cultivation without hesitation.

However, this was about Sun Wukong, not him.

After hesitating for a moment, Wang Mang still chose the third mission.

Because in Wang Mang’s opinion, since Zixia had appeared, it meant that Sun Wukong probably could not escape.

“System, 1 choose Mission 3!”

[Ding! Congratulations! The host has successfully selected a mission option! Please complete the mission as soon as possible to get your reward!]

After hearing the system’s voice, Wang Mang nodded slightly. He was not in a hurry, as Sun Wukong was currently stuck in the Crescent Tristar Abode.

If that was the case, then there was only one possibility for Zixia to have gotten to know Sun Wukong, and that was that Zixia had also become Grandmaster Subhuti’s disciple.

Strictly speaking, she was now Wang Mang’s junior sister apprentice.

Thinking of this, Wang Mang decided not to think too much about how his actions would affect this world. If he considered every single action, then he would likely just have to sit back and watch instead of taking advantage of the opportunities in this world.

At this moment, Wang Mang slowly got up and walked out of the cave.

After leaving the cave, Wang Mang rushed toward the back of the mountain. He also wanted to see the legendary Zixia Fairy.

The back of the mountain was where Patriarch Subhuti and the others often practiced techniques.

When Wang Mang arrived at the back of the mountain, he saw Sun Wukong as well as the other disciples. Furthermore, there was a very beautiful young lady dressed in a purple-red silk robe. Her hand was holding a sword inlaid with many beautiful gems.

“Senior Brother!”

Sun Wukong, who was scratching his ears and cheeks with a face as red as an apple, immediately lit up when he saw Wang Mang.

Then, Sun Wukong ran toward Wang Mang, followed by Zixia Fairy.

After briefly observing her, Wang Mang discovered that Zixia Fairy strength was not weak, and she had reached the Golden Immortal, which made her much stronger than Sun Wukong, and about as strong as himself.

“Hello, Senior Brother,” Zixia Fairy greeted sweetly and winked at Wang Mang playfully.

Hearing this, Wang Mang nodded calmly and then chuckled.

“This junior sister looks unfamiliar. Could it be that she just joined the sect not long ago?”

Zixia Fairy nodded obediently and said, “That’s right, I have just become Master’s disciple.”

“Hehe, Senior Brother, is this monkey very ugly?”

Hearing this, Wang Mang was taken aback and suddenly felt somewhat baffled.

However, when he looked at Zixia Fairy’s eyes, he could see that there was something else in her eyes when she looked at Sun Wukong, who had no clue about this.

As such, Sun Wukong was already annoyed with her.

“Who the f*ck are you calling ugly?”

“In the Water Curtain Cave of Flower Fruit Mountain, I am the Monkey King!”

Hearing this, Zixia Fairy’s pretty face was full of contempt. She snorted and said, “You’re a Monkey King? You have to be at least as handsome as Senior Brother to be worthy of that!”

“Stinky monkey, you don’t know your limits at all!”

Sun Wukong was so angry that he scratched his ears and cheeks. He pointed at Zixia Fairy and was so angry that he could not speak.

“How dare you point at me?” Zixia Fairy snorted proudly.

“Stinky monkey, are you asking for a beating?”

After saying that, Zixia Fairy rubbed her hands together, as if preparing to teach Sun Wukong a lesson.

Seeing Zixia Fairy’s malicious expression, Sun Wukong was extremely aggrieved, and his face turned red with anger.

However, Sun Wukong was very wise and did not make a move. After all, he could not beat her, and had already been beaten up twice trying.

Therefore, he could only bear the humiliation.

He secretly gritted his teeth and swore in his heart that he would teach her when he learned some divine powers. She was such a bully!

Seeing this, Wang Mang was speechless.

He felt that Sun Wukong would definitely fall into Zixia Fairy’s hands without his intervention.

This was because when Sun Wukong looked at Junior Sister Zixia, there was no trace of arrogance in his eyes, nor wildness. This was in complete contrast to the look in his eyes when he looked at Wang Mang.

“Hmph! Do you think you’re so great just because you can bully someone weaker? When my cultivation level catches up to yours, let’s see who’s afraid of whom!”

At this point, Sun Wukong finally raised his head proudly, filled with confidence.

This was because he was really enjoying his success now. Cultivating was as easy as eating, drinking and sleeping. His strength was increasing very quickly, and he faced no bottlenecks at all.

“Hehe! Stinky monkey, you will never be able to catch up to me,” Zixia replied mockingly.

“You…” Sun Wukong was furious and was about to retort, but Wang Mang interjected at this point.

“Alright, alright, enough already. Wukong, Zixia is your junior sister. You should give in to her. How can you bully her?”

After hearing Wang Mang’s words, Zixia Fairy’s smile grew even wider and she said happily, “Senior Brother Wu Tian is still the best to me!”

Sun Wukong was completely dumbfounded at first, but then became so angry that his face turned red.

He did not expect that his senior brother would also help her bully him!

“Senior Brother! She’s stronger than me! She’s the one who bullied me!”

“She… She’s simply not human! She’s a hundred times more vicious than Senior Brother!”

“Senior Brother, you don’t know what happened! She even beat me up a few days ago.”

“She also said that 1 have to listen to her in the future.. Otherwise, she will beat me up three times a day!”