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Chapter 801 - Chapter 801: Wang Mang Is Crying!



Chapter 801: Wang Mang Is Crying!

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After hearing the system’s voice, Wang Mang was speechless.

However, Wang Mang was not too dejected.

An Immortal King Treasure Chest could give 10 billion energy points.

This was already very surprising to Wang Mang.

He could accept some trashy items.

At the thought of this, Wang Mang’s mood was pretty good.

Then, he pondered for a moment.

Wang Mang chanted in his heart again,

System! Open the Immortal King Blind Box!

The next moment, the system’s voice sounded again:

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully opened the Immortal King Blind Box!]

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained 1 billion energy points!]

F*ck!

This time, the Immortal King Blind Box was a little different?

After hearing the system’s first reward,

Wang Mang could not help but frown.

He was worried that this Immortal King Blind Box would be too lousy!

A minute later.

Under Wang Mang’s perturbed mood…

The system s voice sounded for the second time.

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained 2 billion energy points!]

Wang Mang’s worries only eased a little when he heard the second prize.

Presumably, the Immortal King Blind Box would not disappoint him in the next round.

With this thought in mind, Wang Mang adjusted his mood and continued to wait for the next prize.

Another minute passed.

The system’s voice sounded for the third time.

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained 3 billion energy points!]

Not bad! Not bad!

The energy value he obtained.

Each time was more than the last.

Wang Mang nodded in satisfaction.

Another minute passed.

The system’s voice sounded for the fourth time.

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained 4 billion energy points!]

Sure! Very domineering!

He had obtained 10 billion energy points four times!

This was already very good!

Just as Wang Mang was in a good mood…

The system’s voice sounded for the fifth time.

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained a milk bottle from Red Boy!]

???

What the heck?

Hong Haier was an immortal after all, right?

He even used a milk bottle?

Could it be that Princess Iron Fan didn’t produce milk?

Moreover, when did Journey to the West become so fashionable?

Have milk bottles become popular?

For a moment, Wang Mang was speechless.

However, he could still accept rhe fact that the prize was trash.

After comforting himself in his heart, Wang Mang continued to wait for the next prize.

Another minute passed.

The system’s voice sounded for the sixth time:

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained a white radish commonly used by female Heavenly Immortals!]

Good lord!

Why would a female Celestial Immortal use radishes?

How the hell is that possible?1

Did they really think that he was ignorant?

Wang Mang was speechless.

In his opinion, the female Celestial Immortal really did have such a request.

She only needed to wave her hand, and who knew how many people would bow down to her?

Thinking of this, Wang Mang was a little depressed.

This Immortal King Blind Box was really a little too much!

At this moment.

The system’s voice sounded for the seventh time.

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained Shen Gongpao’s Original Taste Underwear!]

After listening to the system’s announcement.

Wang Mang was also a little helpless.

Two chests were worth 20 billion energy points!

This simply disappointed him greatly!

It seemed that there was no top-notch good luck card.

It was impossible to obtain a heaven-defying energy value from opening a box!

After adjusting his mood for a while,

Wang Mang muttered gloomily in his heart,

System! Open the Immortal King Treasure Chest again!

The next moment, the system’s voice sounded again:

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully opened the Immortal King Treasure Chest!]

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained 1.5 billion energy points! ]

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained 2.5 billion energy points!]

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained a ten-thousand-year-old immortal peach! ]

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained 1 billion energy points! ]

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained an Immortal Emperor rank old cow!]

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained an Immortal Emperor-level old bitch! ]

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained an Immortal King-level sow!]

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained an immortal emperor rank old hen! ]

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained a top Class 5 one -time good luck card! I

After hearing the system’s voice,

Wang Mang was about to curse.

However, when he heard that the last prize would be given

The gloominess in Wang Mang’s heart was swept away, replaced by excitement!

He had obtained another top Class 5 Good Luck Card!

Although it was a one-time use item, the effect was heaven-defying!

Should he use this top Class 5 Good Luck Card immediately?

After thinking about it,

In the end, Wang Mang shook his head.

That was because he had only accumulated 125 billion energy points.

He was not sure if he could evolve two times in a row after using the top-notch luck card.

If he had obtained a top-notch Luck Card earlier, Wang Mang would definitely have used it without hesitation.

But now, he only had one Immortal King Blind Box left. He might not be able to get enough energy points for two consecutive evolutions.

This was because even though he had used the top-notch Good Luck Card, the last blind box had yielded more than too billion energy points.

But it might still not be enough for him to evolve.

Unless he offered more than 100 billion!

But this was not safe at all!

The last time he used a Level 5 one-time top-notch Luck Card,

Even an Immortal King Blind Box could only produce less than 100 billion energy points.

With this thought in mind, Wang Mang decided that it would be safer to use this thing next time.

Thinking of this, Wang Mang muttered in his heart,

System! Open the Immortal King Blind Box again!”

The next moment, the system’s voice sounded.

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully opened the Immortal King Blind Box! ]

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained 100 million energy points?]

???

What the heck?

Could it be that this Immortal King Blind Box was really going to be broken?

After hearing the first prize.

Wang Mang was completely flustered.

This was the first time he had opened an Immortal King Blind Box with so little energy.

Therefore, Wang Mang was naturally a little flustered.

After all, the first three boxes had only yielded 25 billion energy points!

If this Immortal King Blind Box was also broken…

Wang Mang really wanted to cry but had no tears.

Just as Wang Mang was feeling uneasy…

The system’s voice sounded for the second time.

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained 200 million energy points!]

F*ck!

F*ck you.

200 million energy points?

For a moment, Wang Mang panicked even more.

He felt that this Immortal King Blind Box was probably done for.

Another minute passed.

The system’s voice sounded for the third time.

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have obtained 300 million energy points!]

Wang Mang was completely disappointed when he heard that the prize had been given.

At the same time, he didn’t know what to say.

He shook his head helplessly.

Wang Mang continued to wait for the next prize.

Another minute passed.

The system’s voice sounded for the fourth time.

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained 400 million energy points!]

Hehe!

After hearing that the prize had been given,

Wang Mang’s mouth twitched.

Then, Wang Mang waited expressionlessly for the next prize.

Soon, the systern’s voice sounded for the fifth time.

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained 100 billion dollars!]

???

F*ck.

He had been happy for nothing.

Originally, when he heard 100 billion,

Wang Mang was a little excited.

In the end, he was given 100 billion dollars.

Was this any different from scrap paper to him?

Was he going to use it to wipe his ass?

Just as Wang Mang was speechless…

The system’s voice sounded for the sixth time.

[Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully obtained 1,000…]

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