I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

The days pass quickly when you’re frantically busy. In a blink of an eye, it was a hope-filled Friday and tomorrow would be a day of break again.

After the morning exercises, Shu Zhe called me to behind the boiler room where he handed me the black panties in a Ziploc bag.

“It was really tight.” Shu Zhe complained, “It might affect my development. Bro Ye Lin, you should ask for a bit more from the buyer~”

Don’t speak in a coy voice to me, it’s not like I’m here to help you. If you want to develop, then participate in more sports. Your sister has the same genes as you and she’s developed pretty well.

So do you mean you don’t care if it affects your development as long as you get paid? Why do you even want so much money? Are you planning on sitting a pile of cash while eating caviar?

Shu Zhe exclaimed in surprise when I handed him the sexy white rose underwear.

“It looks like there are a ton of perverts. If this keeps up, then my sister wouldn’t have to wash my underwear anymore. No, that won’t work, I’ll have to purposely create a few pairs of dirty underwear or my sister would get suspicious…”

Are you already planning on wearing women’s underwear daily from now on? Are you crazy enough for money that you don’t even care about your dignity or development? If I told you my sister’s underwear was worth twenty thousand dollars, you probably run after her like a rabid dog and get shot to death by her bodyguards.

I originally thought he would be fussy about the lace underwear, but he didn’t say anything and took my three hundred dollars. Then he walked towards the washrooms while chewing on a piece of gum.

Looking at Shu Zhe’s slender back and coquettish tread, I suddenly realized: This kid isn’t wearing any underwear.

Compared to regular underwear, laced ones were easy to remove and wear. Shu Zhe probably never complained because he thought it would be convenient.

I could only hope nothing goes wrong. It would be over if the sexy white rose underwear slipped out from a trouser leg.

I was preoccupied with the thought that the underwear would slip out from Shu Zhe’s pants and forgot to put the black underwear I received from Shu Zhe in my backpack and instead kept it in my pockets.

Apparently, according to Eunuch Cao who had a swollen face, the school was about to initiate a large scale search for contraband. It should be accurate as he has an inside source in the student council. It should actually be safer keeping the underwear in my pockets.

“Why is your face even more swollen than yesterday?” I asked.

Eunuch Cao sighed: “Please don’t bring it up. Loud Mouth thought the lychees I bought her were sour, so she gave me a beating after school…”

It’s really your own fault for calling her a dinosaur.

As for me, I had the underwear in my pockets when I was writing answers on the blackboard. It was in my pockets when I was eating in the cafeteria. It made me really nervous like I was a drug lord.

It already made me this flustered by simply keeping it in my pockets, I wonder how Shu Zhe feels when he wears it.

Did he become a tranny? Does he get pleasure wearing it? I really don’t understand traps.

When I left the cafeteria, I saw Xiong YaoYue applying a band-aid to her knee.

“Did you get hurt again?” I casually greeted her, “What happened…”

When Xiong YaoYue saw it was me, her eyes filled with joy.

“Häa…”

“Häagen-Dazs, right? You don’t have to keep repeating it, why don’t we go get some right now?”

When she heard I was going to fulfill my promise, she leaped in front of me with great exaggeration. Then she stuck her right hand in her short hair and giggled:

“Oh, you don’t have to….”

What do you mean I don’t have to, you haven’t even called me by my name for the whole week. If I don’t treat you, you would have changed my name to Häagen-Dazs.

Beijing and Shanghai have Häagen-Dazs specialty stores everywhere, but DongShan city was a small place. It took me a while before I remembered there might have been a Häagen-Dazs counter in Henderson mall across from the DQ, where I bought ice cream for Ai Mi.

I asked Xiong YaoYue if she was willing to go to the Henderson Mall near the subway station since we still had an hour and a half left of lunch break. She said she would follow me across the country as long as I was treating her.

Looks like Xiong YaoYue and Loud Mouth are from the same faction, the gluttons. The only difference is that Loud Mouth stays in one place to eat a lot, while Xiong YaoYue moves all over the place speedily to eat a lot of different food. Since she moves around a lot, she never gets fat.

It was only one station away. Xiong YaoYue started to run as if it was a hundred-meter sprint.

Xiong YaoYue classmate, wait up. I just ate and it’s not good to run this fast. You won’t get anything even if you get first, stop trying to turn everything into a competition.

Xiong YaoYue was waiting for me in front of Henderson mall’s revolving door entrance.

After we entered the mall, I found the Häagen-Dazs counter as hoped. While we were standing in front of the counter, I could feel the female salesperson glaring at us from behind with hostility.

Do you not want customers to purchase from your competitors? Or did you want to compete in a competition for most sales in Henderson Mall? Or did you make a bet with your competitor? Even if that’s the case, you don’t have to look like a displeased spouse, people might think you’re my wife and Xiong YaoYue is my mistress.

If Xiong YaoYue was a mistress, then she would be one with a good conscience.

She actually suggested we shouldn’t eat Häagen-Dazs anymore after she saw the price hikes.

“Hey hey.” Xiong YaoYue pointed at the counter with extreme discontent as if the inarticulate male salesperson had the ability to change the price.

“Why did Monte-Carlo and Black Forest Cake ice cream rise from ¥58 to ¥64? Also, I can’t believe my favorite three balls cups rose from ¥56 to ¥65! Are you trying to rob us!”

Hm, so Xiong YaoYue, who usually has a terrible memory, could remember ice cream prices so clearly? I guess it’s a must-have skill for gluttons and all of them would force themselves to learn it.

The male salesperson said awkwardly:

“It’s a company decision, I can’t do anything about it. What about the love boat, it only rose from ¥68 to ¥70, not that big of a change…”

Xiong YaoYue pouted, “There’s no love between us, why would we share the love boat.”

Ah, even though that is the truth, can you not be so loud and say it in front of all these passersby. Now everyone would think I’m the backup guy’s who’s being used by my crush as her wallet.

Xiong YaoYue thought in silence for a bit before she turned around and said to me:

“Let’s not eat Häagen-Dazs. Let’s go to the DQ, it’s cheaper.”

The DQ female salesperson made the greatest smile in the world. It made you feel like you had to go buy a ton of ice cream to repay her smile.

Personally, I value trustworthiness. If I said I was going to treat her to Häagen-Dazs, then I won’t consider any other brands.

Also, with Shu Zhe’s help, the shop has had some good profits and I have a bit more wiggle room in terms of cash. I can afford to be generous once in a while.

Thus I made a decision: “No, we won’t eat DQ. I’ll treat you to the Three Ball Cup today. I’d like to buy one of those.”

The girl behind the DQ counter instantly removed a smile and put on a cold face. It looks like if she knew my birthday, she would do some voodoo on a doll and curse me to death.

All we did was buy some ice cream from your competitor, last time, I bought some with Ai Mi.

Xiong YaoYue licked the ¥65 dollar cup of ice cream while feeling slightly sorry.

“Are you not eating any? I’ll give you a ball.”

I shook my head. I still had some lingering fears from the last time I ate ice cream. Also, ‘giving me a ball’ sounds really strange.

Xiong YaoYue made a satisfied smile of a glutton as she let the soft ice cream melt in her mouth. At this distance, I could clearly see the canine teeth in her mouth.

“Ah, it feels good to get food for free.”

Well, it’s not free. Did you forget why I’m treating you to ice cream?

“Even though it’s expensive, three balls are filling.”

I’m not sure what she was thinking, but she laughed and sprayed ice cream spittle all over my face.

I pulled out some tissues to wipe my face while Xiong YaoYue clutched her belly and laughed:

“Three Ball Cup sounds so vulgar, it has one more ball than me.”

What… a strange point to laugh at, are you harassing yourself?

Then she moved her gaze towards my crotch, “Don’t get too happy, you only have two balls too. Hahahahaha.”

Who’s getting happy. Not only are you eating my ice cream, you even have to sexually harass me? I… I need to find some tissues…

When I pulled out the tissues for my pocket in a daze, I actually pulled out the panties in the Ziploc bag accidentally.

Although I instantly put it back, Xiong YaoYue was close by and she had sharp eyes, so she already saw it.

She was stunned for a couple of seconds before she grabbed my shoulder with a smile. She brought me in the ring-shaped hallway and sat with me on an aluminum alloy bench.

She gulped down the ice cream and patted my leg with a smile:

“I never would have expected… that you were a catcher.”