Chapter 700: Nephew or Niece?
Chapter 700: Nephew or Niece?
Damn, although I knew that only Uncle Fireball and Shu Zhe were at home, the sound coming from inside really sounds like a real girl crying.
Psychologists have done studies on clothing which showed it had a strong psychological correlation to how you feel about yourself.
For example, wearing a extravagant tuxedo with diamond button will make you feel rich, while wearing patched clothing will make you feel like a beggar (no shit).
Basically, Shu Zhe, who was cross-dressing as a maid, naturally also began to use a female voice.
Anyway, he’s already practiced his girl voice for a period of time, he’s even charged money to have video chats with “Cilantro Buns”. I think Shu Zhe has already developed a habit to automatically use his girl voice as soon as he wears female clothes.
“Bastard, what the hell did he do to Xiao Hong.” Hearing the cries coming from inside, Fan Chuan was the first one who couldn’t hold back and went up to smash the door.
I borrowed a pair of Ai Mi’s large sunglasses when I left the VIP building today. I was currently standing in the middle of Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan, and I looked rather like a triad boss, bringing his men to collect money from our high-interest loans.
In fact, these are not the only two people who care about Xiao Hong. The taekwondo peaked cap guy, Tang Jiang, is also one of Xiao Hong’s suitors, but since he doesn’t know that Xiao Hong is Shu Zhe, I couldn’t bring him.
I don’t think it’s an illusion, when we met, it felt like Xiao Din and Fan Chuan had put on more muscle compared to the last time we met, as if they have worked out in secret.
Are you guys trying to get in better shape to win a trap’s heart? I guess love really is the best diet pill.
Since you have all worked out, then it should be easy to subdue Uncle Fireball, who after all suffered a very serious laceration to his right arm and is still in rehab.
Before Fan Chuan could go up and smash the door, the door opened and Uncle Fireball’s light brown face was revealed.
“Who are you guys looking for?”
I have to say, the image of someone online is often miles apart from the real person.
Judging from Uncle Fireball’s web chats, I thought that Uncle Fireball was a lewd fat guy who was similar to Director Cao. Now that I’ve seen him in person today, I realized that was not the case.
Compared to Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan, he looks even more like a hired thug! The protruding muscles under his shirt might not have been trained into an exaggerated shape like mines, but it was more practical, which only proved his veteran forest ranger status.
His height was slightly shorter than my dad, but he was overall more solid. He had a wide chin, and a light-colored scar near the ear, which made him look even more manly. If you looked at him from a distance, there wasn’t even the slightest trace of the lewd “Uncle Fireball”, you would only see a dignified forest ranger.
But on a closer observation, Shu Dong Bo’s eyes were still not as sharp as the class leader’s. Now that he already left the hospital, an uncontrollable depravity slowly seeped out from the depths of his eyes.
Looking over his shoulder, you could see that one of the bedroom doors was closed. I think Shu Zhe was in that bedroom crying, but now the crying was too quiet to be heard.
Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan did not expect Uncle Fireball to look like this beforehand, and were scared back a step by his imposing aura. But they were in front of their rival, neither of them was willing to show weakness, so they gathered their courage and stepped forward again to question Uncle Fireball:
“You’re the one who’s abusing Shu Zhe, right?”
“You’re actually abusing your own nephew… hand over Xiao Hong.”
Uncle Fireball’s complexion changed. In order to prevent the neighbors from misunderstanding, he hurriedly opened the door fully to 90 degrees, then gestured with his eyes for us to go in and talk about it.
He may have forgotten that he is not the same as before. Because he was scratched by a bear, he now has a thick left arm and a thin right arm. Other than the inconvenience of using it, it also makes people who looks at it immediately think he was jerking off too much with his left hand.
“Which one of you is Shu Zhe’s classmate?”
After closing the door, Uncle Fireball stood in the living room and asked directly without inviting the three of us to sit down.
Your IQ is quite high, no wonder you’re the class leader’s uncle! He immediately knew that among the three of us, one of us was Shu Zhe’s schoolmate, and was also the shopkeeper selling him a trap’s clothes.
Why can’t you tell us apart by looking at us? Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan are both university students! Are you not able to distinguish which one of us is a middle school student simply because I’m tall and wearing sunglasses?
My face isn’t that old! I’d understand if someone mistook me as a high school student, but I can also pass off as an university student?
I angrily took off my sunglasses, I wanted to let Uncle Fireball see clearly if I’m an university student.
Seeing my very fierce gaze, Uncle Fireball froze, then immediately subconsciously said:
“Stealing forest trees is a very serious violation of the law. If it’s a large amount, you would be sentenced to a minimum of three years of imprisonment…”
Damn, do you still think you’re looking after the forest, do you still think you’re a forest ranger? Does my face look so much like a criminal’s that you think I’m going to steal lumber as soon as you see me?
But after I took off the sunglasses, Uncle Fireball was finally able to distinguish I was the youngest among the three of us, so Shu Zhe’s classmate should be me.
“Heh, so you’re Ye Lin, right? You really tricked me bad.”
He reached his left hand out to grab me, but I waved my hands like a boss to let Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan block in front of me.
My heart wasn’t well, so I have to be careful, otherwise I would even beat up the class leader’s uncle if I got heated up.
The living room had standard furnishings. I sat down right in the middle of the sofa and said very pretentiously to Uncle Fireball:
“Only elementary school students immediately use violence to solve a problem. If you’re an adult, then sit down and have a talk with me.”
Actually, I personally quite like using violence to solve problems, but unfortunately I temporarily can’t use violence.
“What do you want to talk to me about.” Uncle Fireball was still angry, but was stopped by Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan, so he could not reach me.
I crossed my legs on the sofa, “Of course it’s to talk about the idiot who can’t tell the difference between a man and a woman. He really wanted to buy the cross-dresser’s underwear, but I wouldn’t sell it, so he threatened me with bad reviews…”
Uncle Fireball’s face quickly turned a bit red. Strictly speaking, the reason he mistakenly bought a man’s underwear was largely due to himself.
“What, you bought Xiao Hong’s underwear?” Fan Chuan almost spewed fire from his eyes, “You perverted uncle, what did you use them for, hand it all over.”
It feels like Fan Chuan wants Xiao Hong’s underwear because he’s planning to use it to do something perverted himself.
“Stop fighting.” Xiao Ding interrupted, “It’s better to go check on Xiao Hong and see why she was crying.”
“Do you even need to ask.” If it wasn’t because Uncle Fireball was full of muscles, Fan Chuan absolutely would have already kicked him, “It’s definitely because he first did this to Xiao Hong, then that, then this, and violated her from head to toe. I know I wouldn’t be able to hold myself back seeing her dressed as a cat maid.”
He shouted at the closed bedroom door: “Xiao Hong, don’t cry, I’m coming to comfort you. Don’t worry, I won’t despise you. If you want, I will also take care of you for the rest of your life!”
Although Uncle Fireball already guessed that the people I brought were aware of Shu Zhe’s identity, but he didn’t expect Fan Chuan to propose to his nephew so directly and boldly.
Thus he was stunned and didn’t move, so it let Fan Chuan open the bedroom door to check on Shu Zhe.
After the door opened, I saw Shu Zhe on the edge of the bed with his bare feet and knees touching the ground. There was a soft black cat’s tail coming out from under the maid’s skirt and he also had a pair of cat ears on his head that matched the color of his wig.
If the class leader dressed like this in front of me, I would become a beast, who cares if my heart gives out.
Although Shu Zhe was dressed very erotically, his clothes were still neat and tidy. There were no signs he had been violated.
“Xiao, Xiao Hong, what’s wrong.” Fan Chuan was so excited after he saw the cat maid uniform that he began to stammer.
Xiao Ding, who was between me and Uncle Fireball, also covered his heart and took a step back, as if he had been shot in the chest by Cupid.
When Shu Zhe saw someone come to comfort him, he didn’t say what happened to him, but instead began to cry more. Fan Chuan didn’t really know what to do and said some stuff like he will treat him well.
Xiao Ding observed that Uncle Fireball did not seem to have the intention of doing anything to me, so he nodded slightly to me, then followed Fan Chuan and also went beside Shu Zhe.
Now there were suddenly two men there to comfort him. Although Shu Zhe still buried his face in the bed, his shoulders shaking, but the sound of crying can no longer be heard.
I think he’s enjoying it. He’s enjoying the feeling of being cared for, being pampered, right?
When you were a boy, you were either beaten by Tang Jiang’s gang at the river, or by Li CunZhuang in the sandpit, or by me at any time and place.
But when you’re dressed as a girl, men would fight each other to protect you. Let’s ignore the fact that Tang Jiang doesn’t know your true identity for the time being, but Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding clearly know that you are a guy, but they still care about you from the bottom of their heart!
Uncle Fireball had a stupefied look. His nephew was being chased by two university boys, not his niece, but his nephew!