Chapter 490
"Sing one song out loud and the door will open"
I am. Go around the door where the letters are engraved. Turn right and turn back the way you came.
Why are you singing so hard in here? Pass pass. Turn right back to the street of the maze, this time on the opposite road.
Straight ahead hit the corner again, so turn right as you go.
"Hey, wait a minute"
There's the same door in front of me again. No, the door is subtly different in color, so I guess it's another door.
Run your eyes on the golden plate affixed to the door in the same way. You're not gonna sing again, are you?
"Take off your clothes and show off your muscles and the door will open"
"Sheskaaaaa!"
Screaming at the high ground, or at the dumb maids who would be in the goal.
Why do I have to show off my muscles in here!
I don't have enough muscle to show off in the first place. Oh, no! I am proud to say that I do, because I have been trained "Spartan" by Sister Blades, but I have not reached the realm of King Mismid or King Ferzen.
"Damn, does this mean a choice between singing or muscle show..."
I don't mind singing, but "Oh, my God, I'm so loud" is out. It doesn't even have soundproofing equipment. It also sounds like everyone who might be over the hedge. That's a little embarrassing. Cherry blossoms would have loved to sing.
Better muscle show yet......? It's not like anyone's gonna see you, and if you do it daddy, it'll be over soon.
Take off your coat for now and it will be just your shirt. When I rolled my sleeves to try and made a force on my arms, the pippy, and the color under the door changed. What is this?
The color increased even more when the opposite arm showed the same force. Under the door, about a tenth becomes a different color.
Does showing off your muscles change color? So, if you change all the colors, it opens. It's stupid and I can't even sigh.
Again, I showed off the force bubble as well but the color didn't change. Shit, you mean show me another muscle?
Give up and take off your shirt too, only your upper body will be naked. Is there a thermoregulation function in this "boxyard" or is it not cold to take it off?
But even if I tell you to show off your muscles, I don't know what to do. Like this?
I try to pose like a bodybuilder who makes a force on both arms. [M] What is it, a pose called Double Biceps? You think I got that name because it's like showing off my biceps, Biceps?
Well, I'm no match for a very, very bodybuilder in a muscle like mine, but still the color changed only slightly. I guess the main job would be clear in one shot.
Turn around and pose the same way. Double Biceps back showing off his back muscles.
Even a back like mine seems to have appreciated some, and the color goes up a little again. I just feel a little happy and move on to a side chest pose that shows the muscles horizontally as they go. Ooh, the colors are up a little again.
Keep your strength all over your body and stick your fists in front of each other. Mosto Mascular, the most powerful pose in bodybuilding!
The moment I thought it was decided, suddenly Gachari and the front door opened and a coon appeared with his eyes open.
"Huh?"
Kuhn, who meets me, looks slightly drawn, but immediately becomes faceless, taking out his smartphone and burning a flash towards me with a pastry pastry.
"Wait a minute! Don't take pictures silently!
"I didn't know your father had an exposure hobby. I just didn't realize. You have to report this to your mother."
"Because it's not! This! I was just following this!
I point to the plate affixed to the door. You can't be considered an exposure maniac by your daughter. Sure, I'm in a bit of shape, though!
Coon looked at the plate on the door, and I see, he snapped. I'm going to manage to avoid exposure maniac suspicion.
"You don't have the same letters as the back. Once you open it, it seems like you're free to open and close it."
Coon opens and closes the door. The door on the side where Coon came said, 'If you don't blink for ten seconds, the door will open'. What, this difference. You don't change the subject, do you?
"This one is a dead end. And you?"
"Oh, uh, there's another door ahead of me on the other side..."
Wear a shirt while answering Coon's question. By the way, Mr. Coon, could you erase that picture earlier? Oh, can't you?
The aisle where Coon came in seems to be at an end. When that happens, do I still have to sing? How embarrassing that is...... No, I already had more embarrassment in my eyes than that, so I'm starting to feel like I don't care.
Even if we sing, we have Coon, and if we think that singing alone is still better for both of us than singing alone, can we say that it has improved somewhat?
I brought Kuhn to the other door. As always, the same wording is engraved on the plate. Reading it, Kuhn turned an extraordinarily bright smile to this one.
"Sa, father. Please sing it thoroughly."
"That!? Just me!?
Promise not! No, I didn't make a promise!
Damn, if it was enough to sing while my daughter watched, I should have sung it by myself earlier!
"Um, the two of us..."
"Go ahead."
"No, the two of us..."
"Go ahead."
... come on, I can't help it. Let's get hungry when this happens. Then what do you sing?
I'd rather have western music than banjo. I don't know what kind of song it is because it doesn't make sense to everyone.
Then one song from Grandpa's favorite.
In the 1950s, he made a choice of singer songs representing the dawn of pop.
This song is said to be a song with thoughts on older women, my brother's babysitter. When he was 16, he debuted on this song of his own and ran up to Stardom all at once.
I don't care about the difference in years, I want you to stay by my side the whole time. Sing up lyrics that resemble such prayers.
When I managed to finish singing, Gachari and the door opened. Hmm.
Looking beside him, Kuhn was niggling at the camera on his smartphone this way.
"Recording complete."
"Whoa!?
Why do you say "and"? Erase it, erase it! You can hear my song from the smartphone recorded by Kuhn. Uh-oh, embarrassing!
"By the way, this woman with the name you're calling me isn't your father's cheater, is she?
"Because it's not! Because it's just lyrics!
I don't say horrible things! If it gets into your wives' ears, they might make a sarcastic pursuit!?
Chuckling and laughing, Kuhn lost his smartphone to his nostalgia. So turn it off.
"Sa, the road is clear. Let's get well."
"How are you now..."
I'll knock on the door after Coon. [M] At the end of the road, it was a main road that was turning left to the right but with no divide. But a crossroads appear just ahead of it.
"Which way should we go?
"I don't have a policy on this, so you can do whatever you want with Kuhn."
"Right...... Turn left and you'll feel like you're going in the direction you came, so let's go right."
That's how Coon turned left. I'll follow it, turn left. Moving on for a while, a girl's voice suddenly flew straight from the side.
"Ah! Stopping again -! Mm-hmm!
"This voice..."
"You're Lynne."
We stop at voices flying from across the hedge. Apparently Lynne is just across the hedge.
"Lynne! Are you there?
"Lynne?"
"Is that it, Grandma? Coon, honey?
Lynne's voice returned from beyond the hedge. You're still on the other side.
"Are you two together? Shit, I want to rendezvous too!
"And even if they say..."
I didn't try to rendezvous. If this road leads to Lynne, maybe we can rendezvous.
"Oh, yeah! If you jump over this hedge!
Huh? The moment I thought, Gun! shock noise and said, "There you are!? 'I could hear Lynne screaming all the time, and Dossa, falling on the ground.
"Hey!? Lynne!? Are you okay?!?
"I was there...... I hit my head -...... What's this! There's like an invisible lid, I can't jump over it!
Apparently there are barriers and the hedges can't jump over. Something about not letting cheats happen?
"Give up now. If we're lucky, we might be able to rendezvous sometime. Keep going."
"Huh. Okay. Then we'll keep moving."
Just, I heard Lynne running.
Okay, let's go this way. Maybe I can rendezvous with Linne.
We move away from the scene and onto the road. Then I quickly reached the place where I opened it. Square?
The size is about the size of a little garden, with a standing sign in the center. There is one door ahead. Not again...
As we proceeded to approach the standing sign, the ground in the back aisle suddenly rose, becoming a stone wall and blocked. Trapped!? Damn, this is one of the tricks!
"'Grab the bird in its hand and the door will open'... What is a bird?
Suddenly one hen appears in the square, as if responding to the voice of Coon who read the sign.
"Kukuru-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!
Wait, there's something wrong with the squeal! What that baritone voice! And you pronounce it too clearly! Is there some voiceover in there?!?
I thought it was chickens, but it might not be chickens. I don't know such a sharp chicken. [M] He's a manly hen.
"Does a bird mean that kid?
"Probably. You mean if you catch that hen, the door opens?"
Let's just catch him and move on. But when I approached him, the hen ran away. Mm-hmm.
Close in. Run away. Close in early. Run early. Close in with a dash! Running away with a dash! Konnya!
"Kukuru-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!
Follow the hens as hard as you can to escape. This guy is half as fast! I knew you weren't a regular hen!?
Damn, if [Axel] could be used, it would be one shot!
"Are you okay, Father?
"Huh!? Oh, no, haha! It's okay, it's okay! Wait a minute, I'll catch you in a minute!
Shit! Father majesty as it is! All right, I'm serious!
We get closer together or feint, and we push the hens into the corner of the square. Damn, if this happens, it's not a bag of rats, it's a bag of chickens!
When the hens stop moving, I jump at once. [M] I got it!
But at the next moment, the hens were spreading their wings wide and making high leaps. What... so...?
"Kukuru-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!
The hen stepped on my head and ran straight down my back. When I turned around, the hen said, 'Did you think I could catch you? Kid?' But I was looking at this one every time I said it. This guy......! I just laughed with my nose. Let's make him chicken Nam barbarian......!
"Pfft... are you okay, Father"
"Ha ha... It would be a stubborn chicken..."
Take off your coat while you crack your lips and have Coon hold it. No more forgiveness. If that's what you want, I'll do everything I can to help you. Don't regret it!?
"Not at all anymore... that's not very popular"
I could hear Coon's little twinkle, but pretend not to hear it. A man has a fight he shouldn't run from!
I also don't think that's this fight, but I don't care about that anymore. After I get cocky......! Just chickens? It's cold!
Look, don't even let my eyes say it!
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"There you go!
"Kukuru-doo-doo-doo-doo!?
A few minutes later, I succeeded in fluttering my chicken's neck with both hands. Scattered and disappointing......! Zama!
"Cook...... Come on, fried or chicken steak from... No, you still want chicken Nambari?
"Ku!? Ku, ku, ku, ku, ku, ku, ku, ku, ku, ku!?
"Your purpose has changed, Father."
I give back to Kuhn, who crumbles like a coward. [M] How about it's completely gone, such as the majesty of the father?
How did you fix it, and when you were sweating cold, Shun, and the hens disappeared from your hands. Oh?
"The door is open. Let's move on."
"Oh, yeah."
Coon advances into the open door. I followed it through the door. Um, maybe it wasn't majestic or anything like that from the beginning.
"I recorded it properly."
"Not again!?
I wonder why this kid does that!? You want to denigrate me?
Coon laughs like a prank at me for dropping his shoulders. This kid's been recording and taking pictures a lot, but what's his hobby?
"I mean hobby...... I'm a fairy, so I'll probably live longer than my other sister brother, Todai. Don't forget, you want a lot of memories."
Mm-hmm. When they say that, yeah.
My children, the family of God of the world, are supposed to be half gods, so to speak. They are more capable than normal humans, but they seem to live a little longer than the rest of us.
But among other things, Coon is sometimes a fairy clan, and I think he'll probably live the longest.
Are you trying to keep the memories of your parents and younger sisters today? I'm only ten......
I gently stroked her silky white hair, which was somehow her mother's concession.
Coon, who was decent, eventually narrows his eyes and laughs.
"Don't worry, Father. I have a long life. I'll be the last to go to my wife. You'll be with your father the longest."
"No, I don't know about that either..."
I also feel lonely that my daughter will go to my daughter-in-law just now, but it also makes me feel subtle as a father that she will go.
"I'll do something about it by the time it reaches 600."
"That's a long time!?
We go down the hedge maze in an angry conversation when Lene hears about it.
At the end of the road was a street. Why don't you choose to go left or right again......
"Father."
"Hmm?"
Kuhn pulls my sleeve, which I was nowhere near. Looking back, Erna appeared anxious looking from the street further ahead of the right aisle.
"Ah, your father and your coun sister!
"Erna?"
A broken face, Erna, rushed this way. Hold on to Coon with the momentum as it is. You were careful, you have a few tears in your eyes.
"Good. I have a voice for everyone, but I can't rendezvous... and I've been going around the same place for a long time."
Apparently, Erna found several doors, but what she decided she couldn't, she said, came through. No, I think that was the right decision to make. You don't have to go as far as you can. When the time comes, we can get out of here.
"What is that, by the way?
"Uh, and its' do the udder poop ',' whisper every mug ',' pussy '... I don't know..."
"Sheskaaaaa!"
Again I scream at the stupid maid. I'm not even busy producing!
That idiot is bad for real education! What are you trying to do to my kid, Konnya!
Erna seemed confused because she didn't really know, but Kuhn was just babbling at her face. She just doesn't like it when she reaches out to her innocent sister, not to me.
"Sister Kuhn, what's a 'noodle pompous'?
"You don't have to know. Elna stays where she is."
Jiu-Coon hugs her sister, Erna. "??," he said, looking like he floated the Question Mark, and without knowing what the situation was, Erna also hugged Kuhn back.
The three of us started walking in the opposite direction to the right aisle where Erna came in.
But can you really get to the goal, this... If I could see it from the sky, it would be one shot... but there seems to be a barrier up there. I can't even use magic and I can't do it a little bit?
Wait a minute.
You can't use magic because it inhibits the magic that it exerts around you... So I can't use the phone, email, compass, etc. of a smartphone that uses the surrounding magic vegetables, but I can use other features. And Kuhn took cameras and videos. If I tell you, the internet and the phone are the only ones that can't connect.
Everyone's smartphones built by the Doctor probably are.
But... my smartphone is different.
It is an artifact, and it moves with the power of God. I could have used it on a planet without magic. Hit me...
Walking behind Coon and Erna, I took out my smartphone and did a softly map search......
"... what the hell! Bingo!"
"? What's wrong, Father?
"Huh!? Oh, no, it's nothing!?
"Yes...?
Elna looks back and tilts her neck at me as I whispered in a gutsy pose. Shit, shit, shit. Was it a suspicious act?
I drop my gaze on the screen of my smartphone and get naked by myself. There was a clear overall view of this maze and the current location.
That's World God handmade. It's not hard to score a goal if you go ahead and watch this.
Thank you, world god. Now you can revive your father's majesty.
Amazingly, you emailed me to thank God for the world in my heart. Huh?
You can't cheat in front of a kid.
They were watching. That's right.