Monarch of Darkness, Arsene

Ah~ this is the life~

Sliding my eyes to little jin crawling towards me with a drooling mouth and a large smile, cooing to his little heart’s content, the little guy crawled onto my tummy.

“Babi!” He pointed out, tapping my stomach; he looked up with large crystal eyes, ” Babi!”

Snatching the little guy up, I held him tight in my arms as he squealed in glee and rolled between Aurelia, who smothered the little one in kisses.

“When are Van and Izzy gonna bring their chibi’s over?” I moaned, running my hands through the little heart stealer, who looked at me with pure innocence.

“I thought they’d be here already. Van, two boys, and Amadeus’s little girl. Gods, I miss the lot of them already. All they do is crawl over you and coo. So cute!”

“Right! Dumb-Dumb is so stupid. Missing all this. I told him to take a break, but nooo! Apparently, if he did, half of reality would collapse. Big Dummy!” Aurelia moaned, resting her head over Jin. “He’s missing everything! Screw reality. Just a bunch of weaklings anyway!”

Dummy Arsene was too.

“Oh! Do you know what you should do?” I jumped in joy, startling little jin, who opened his arms for me to take. “You should trap him! And jump into the abyss for a vacation. Within the Vancar Nebula, chaos twirls in such a majestic arc of the event horizon. Your mind will just open wide! Dead laws become so warp you’d never believe such a thing was all natural.”

“Then do you wanna go!” Aurelia shouted, jumping up with little Jin!

“Really!!! THen—”

Pausing. I frowned as the holocube within me lit up. “Sorry. It’s Arsene.” I grumbled, summoning the holocube that instantly showed his image.

Who knew these things work across the layers of Heaven? That’s kind of scary.

“Lilith! Guess who I met that has been the biggest colossal pain in my ass!” Arsene uttered in such an aggressive tone I swore he was about to burn everything he saw to the ground…. I like him like that.

Angry, Sene is the best!

“How’s it feel to have a woman in your life with bigger balls, bitch!”

My mind blanked for a second as I covered my mouth, feeling my heart hammer,” Is… Is that Lili!”

“It’s Lily with a Y now. It’s a new me. A sexier one. One that’s about to down all these cute ass little ones. Hiya little jin! I know you can’t see me, but Aunty Lily will steal ya away and show you how to break a woman back. I’m gonna show you some nice Arc Game, if you know what I mean! Bitches with weak Arc game need to hide under the covers! Doggy style isn’t for…”

“Jesus Christ! Are you insane? He’s a toddler!”

“Age. the crutch of those without higher vision!” Lily went on to say without a shred of shame. I’m going to tear that boy’s world a sunder and in ways that’ll shatter his reality. When I’m done with him, there be no mommy or daddy, only his powerful thrust and my muffled moans as he presses my head into the pillow and—”

“STOP!!!!!” Aurelia howled, narrowing her golden eyes with an arc of scarlet over the rim of the iris. “What the hell is this? Arsene, what is that thing?!” She pointed her fingers and snarled, ‘ And what qualifications does she have to take my son!”

“…”

“…”

“That’s what you’re worried about? The qualifications?”

Squishing his chubby cheeks, Aurelia flashed a noble smile. ” Look how cute this little guy is. Instant lady killer! As a mother, it’s my responsibility to moderate the types of bitches that approach my baby!”

“My god… Ok, so it’s not just me who has issues.” Arsene muttered.

“I’ll let Lilith explain that to you at a later date. For now, I need her in the Fourth Heaven for an Abyssal venture. I’ve got an Abyssal Fragment, but apparently, Lily says I need you to help me out. Come on down. It’s been a Chaos Cycle since I saw you.”

Gods, it’s been way longer. Even though Aurelia brought her child to the Fifth Heaven, I sleep most of my days and nights within the Origin Realm. The little ones have been tormenting me. I swear I just pee myself at times.

Thank god for all the chibi’s! Hail the chibi!

“Oi. You just can’t take her.” Aurelia suddenly said, pulling me into her arms. ” Such a sweet wife. I don’t think I can just let her return to you.”

Arsene gave an evil chuckle. ” I know much about Crowe, you know. I even heard of a story about him and Lucifer… would you like me to spill some details? Of course, it’s going to cost. And Lily here has even more stories. He knows him… intimately.”

“Wanna know how big his junk is? I’ve got all the inches, or would you like it in centimeters?”

Gods. Was Lily always this vulgar? Oh, man! Those were the days! Arsene was so young! So was I.

“Crowe is my boy! Shit, since he’s going back through time, he might be the one who invented dick slapping. My boy is a hunter! In the Vermillion Palace, he told the queen he would fuck her and make the king watch… He’s a boss! Although, what happened next wasn’t boss-like, lol.”

“…”

He’s fucking Arsene, without a filter! Heavens, he’s going to get someone killed.

“She’s yours,” Aurelia said, pushing me along before turning to Jin. ” I’ve got to train you! Remember, you’re a Lady Killer, K!”

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Stepping through the Heaven End vortex Aurelia created for me, I stared dead into Arsene’s eyes and the black coffin behind him.

“Who—”

Pressing his lips against mine in a blinding flash, my legs waned, and my heart fluttered like butterflies. Unable to help myself from his touch, I just melted into his strong arms. 𝑏𝑒𝘥𝑛𝘰𝑣𝑒𝑙.𝘤𝑜𝘮

An azure glow and black light suddenly rippled out of me as the twins jumped in joy. Stepping yet again on my bladder.

Screw those people that say pregnancy is a beautiful thing. This shit is hell.

Breaking away, I bit my lips tasting him still over my lips; I bowed my head as he towered over me.

“Lilith?”

“…. hmmm, I’ve got to pee.”

“PEE ON HIM!!!!!”

“Shut up, Lily!!!” We shouted.