Chapter 299 - The Play
At first, they were sitting across of each other at the dining table, but soon enough, the boy moved over to sit next to the girl. The little girl was moved to sit next to the window and was basically ignoring the couple.
Probably because she was just too used to the shameless acts of the other two. At first, it was only holding hands but soon, she was leaning on him, crushing those orbs on his arm.
The boy didn't seem fazed and simply smiled as she continued to snuggle up to him. When the waiter came to take their order, he couldn't help but stare at the way someone's arm seemed to be cushioning a pair of ample assets.
Xing Han noticed where the waiter's eyes were and he cleared his throat. The waiter looked back at him, preparing to take his order.
"These," Xing Han said, pointing at Kyle's 'breasts', "are mine. Keep your eyes where it should be. Anywhere but there."
Kyle smiled sweetly, leaning on Xing Han even more, "Aww, baby. You're so sweet. Yes, these are all yours."
And he began rubbing them more on Xing Han's arm. Then, his hand that was holding on to Xing Han went down to below the table and he said, "And this is mine."
Xing Han coughed, smiled and rubbed noses with Kyle, "Yes, yes. But only that and not his two siblings?"
Kyle giggled, then said, "You mean these?"
Xing Han jolted up at that, and growled, "Not too hard, honey. I still need that."
"Can you guys please stop for a while so we can order? I'm hungry," pipped the cutest voice ever.
The waiter, who was fidgeting at that moment, trying hard to keep a straight face, could have kissed the floor in gratitude towards his saviour.
"Oh, I'm so sorry," Kyle said, turning towards Little Kyle, "What would you like?"
"Can I have burgers?" he asked hopefully.
"Sure, why not?"
He hesitated, obviously wrestling against something then finally, said, "Cuz Dad said not to eat junk food."
Kyle scoffed, "Pah, don't listen to Dad. You're still growing up and burgers are fine. It's still protein and carbs, right? Just don't take it too often and it's fine. Today is a special day."
Little Kyle's face brightened up so much that all three got hit by arrows straight to the heart.
"Aww, my little sweetness is so adorbs!!" Xing Han shouted, wanting to go over and pinch Little Kyle's cheeks.
Kyle smacked Xing Han's hands and said sternly, "Order first, baby. My little sis is hungry."
Xing Han nodded, then caressed Kyle's cheek, "Okay, honey."
With that, they all gave their orders and the waiter ran off, lamenting over his single life.
Once he was out of earshot, Xing Han hissed, "Did you have to pinch my thigh so hard?"
Kyle smirked, "I needed the proper reaction."
Xing Han rubbed that spot, "First, my shin. Now, my thigh. What's next? I'm going to be black and blue all over."
"Ah, come on, Xing Han. Stop exaggerating. Otherwise, I really will give you something that would turn black and blue ... oh wait. Maybe I should give you some hickeys ..."
"Don't you dare!" Xing Han exclaimed, "My skin needs to be blemish-free, thank you very much. And what's with you and that rubbing business? Won't it fall off or something?"
Kyle laughed, and squished his boobs on Xing Han again, "Nope. You can even squeeze it and it won't pop out."
"It's that good? Really?" Xing Han asked in amazement as he looked at it, "It certainly looks real enough. I'm also surprised that it doesn't get out of shape or out of place."
"There's a special adhesive behind the silicone breast," Kyle explained, "Similar to those sticky bras or bra tapes that girls use when wearing strapless or backless dresses. Ours is better, of course, and the latest 'Bye Bra Breast Tape'* is almost as good as ours."
"What? Really?!" Xing Han exclaimed.
"Yes, really," Kyle answered.
"It won't move out of shape and place?" Xing Han said in amazement, "Your products are amazing."
Without thinking, Xing Han cupped the left breast with his hand. It actually felt soft and had some weight. Xing Han had expected it to be like a balloon: the shape was there, but it was empty air. This was beyond his imagination.
"It really feels so real," he muttered, studying it intently as he felt its softness.
"Like you've touched a real one before?" Kyle asked in amusement.
Xing Han looked back up at Kyle in indignation, while his hand was still on the breast, kneading it, "One just knows these things!"
Kyle suddenly started breathing a bit heavily, his eyes slowly smoldering while he bit his lower lip.
"Baby," Kyle said breathlessly, then licked his lips, letting out a soft moan.
Xing Han was a bit surprised at that, his eyes going wide open. Just then, a cough sounded from behind Xing Han and he froze. He looked at his hand, suddenly remembering what he was doing. He glared at Kyle, who was still looking at him with those bedroom eyes of his.
The waiter was standing there awkwardly, wanting to set the table. Once the thick-skinned couple sat back, he quickly put their cutlery and drinks on the table before leaving. Faster than before.
Xing Han turned back towards Kyle, his eyes narrowing, "You evil person you."
Kyle just smiled and said, "Targets arrived while you were playing with my boob, by the way."
"Oh?" Xing Han replied "Where are they?
"Three tables away, in front," Kyle answered, then turned to Little Kyle.
"Are you okay?" Kyle asked gently.
Little Kyle nodded, his lips set in a thin line as he struggled not to look up.
Kyle gave him his phone, saying, "Here. There's a game here that I just downloaded for you. Just play that for now until the food arrives."
Little Kyle took the phone gratefully and was soon immersed in the land of games. At least, there was a reason that Little Kyle was looking down, so that it wouldn't look weird and raise suspicions. Kyle studied the couple, his eye narrowing.