Priceless Baby: 101 Bedside Stories

Little Second Brother: My new love is too cute… I want to eat her. 

Little Apple: I’m still a baby. Don’t say anything dirty in front of me. 

Little Second Brother: I found a new change in you. Recently, you have learned to use internet slang. 

Little Apple: I have been learning new knowledge. Praise me.

Little Second Brother: You are amazing.

Little Apple: I’m chasing after a man recently. Little Second Brother, give me some tips. 

Little Second Brother: Are you good-looking?

Little Apple: Nonsense. I am the most beautiful in the world.

Little Second Brother: If there are no pictures, you can’t prove it. 

Little Apple: Wait, I’ll send you a selfie. 

Little Second Brother: Okay!

Ye Chu was on the toilet, and she took a few selfies using her phone. She had an unfiltered camera on her phone, and the lighting was not very good. Hence, the selfie did not turn out extremely well.

Ye Chu said, “It’s not cute at all.”

She did not know how to edit or beautify the picture. She looked at her selfie and then looked at herself in the mirror. She felt that she was a terrible selfie-taker, and she was just mocking herself all the time. Her selfie was horribly ugly.

Forget it. 

Ye Chu went online, searched for a picture, and saw one that had the same round face as her. She copied it and sent it to Ye Tingyun. Ye Tingyun never expected that Ye Chu would send him a photo.

She really did send him a photo.

Ye Tingyun looked at the beautiful girl in the photo. She had a round face, big eyes, and cherry-like lips, and she wore a white sleeveless dress.

He licked his lips and commented in his heart: Good chests!!

She had a youthful look with a good figure.

However, she looked a bit familiar.

Little Second Brother: Is this you?

Little Apple: Yes. Am I pretty? Is my figure good?

Little Second Brother: Pretty. Yes. The person I like is slightly prettier than you.

Little Apple: Get lost. I said that I was the most beautiful in the world.

Little Second Brother: You look like this, but you still want to chase after him?

Little Apple: Although I don’t really like him, I have to admit that he’s quite impressive. He’s good looking, has long legs and education qualifications, is reliable, and has a good character. His capabilities are even more impressive—he manages a huge company and works really hard. He’s also very loyal to his brothers, and he is loyal in love as well. Although it is quite embarrassing to admit this, if you saw me on the streets with him, your first reaction would probably be, “What the heck, is this man blind? He actually likes her.”

Little Second Brother: Kick_this_lovey-dovey_act_away.jpg. I think that you are just showing off the person you like. Your description is tailored for me. I’m a man like that. 

Little Apple: Shameless. I want to chase after him. Where are your tricks? I used all those that you taught me previously. 

Little Second Brother: Have a shower, take off your clothes, and just lie down in his bed. 

Little Apple: You are too… lecherous. But I like it. My friend suggested this last time as well, and I did it. But he only kissed me and did not go to bed with me. Why? I was so sexy.

Little Second Brother: Maybe he is only a pretty vase. Good-looking but useless. I suggest that you change your crush. 

Little Apple: How do you know that he’s useless? He may be a gentleman.

Little Second Brother: Haha.

Little Apple: You are mocking me.

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Little Apple: Don’t you have any good advice?

Little Second Brother: This is the best advice. Your friend also gave this suggestion, which shows that everyone’s opinions are the same. Just sleep with him. If once isn’t enough, do it a couple of times.

Little Apple: These are just empty words. You’ve never had a woman before, right? 

“…” Ye Tingyun was speechless.