Realms In The Firmament

Ye Xiao cleaned the monument and checked it bit by bit. After a while, he didn’t see anything special, so he started to shout at it.

“What the hell are you?! Just a trash that never moves!”

“Useless trash! Standing here like a tombstone! You are worse than the stone in a toilet. At least the stone in a toilet was both smelly and tough. You are just a stupid stone!”

“Bastard… This is unbelievable!”

“You actually got angry because I said something. No matter how angry you are, you are just a useless stone!”

“Standing here for hundreds of thousands of years like a fool. You are going to stand here for an even longer time afterward! You are a useless thing! What can you do? Aren’t you worse than a stone in a toilet?”

Ye Xiao kept shouting.

As he shouted at the monument longer, the monument got angrier. The flame of anger was clear… He could sense it…

No matter how angry it was, it didn’t move.

Ye Xiao could feel the bursting anger of the monument, but nothing happened.

“Fine. I see. I understand. No matter how angry you are, you can’t move!”

Ye Xiao laughed and said, “If I piss at you, even sh*t at you, you won’t do anything. You have to suck it!”

The monument was angrier as if it was going to swallow the entire world… However, it just couldn’t burst. There was no way for a monument to vent its anger!

Ye Xiao only wanted to say something, and that was all. As he felt the anger, he had an idea. He stood up and started to put off his pants. He said, “Are you going to let me in or not? If not, I am going to piss at you here! I dare you!”

The monument was even angrier. It wanted to swallow the world earlier, and now it wanted to chew the world and bring chaos to the world! If the anger burned, it would definitely burn Ye Xiao to ashes!

After all, pissing at it? That was nasty!

Ye Xiao didn’t feel ashamed. He humphed and said, “Oh? You don’t believe I will do it? I am going to do it… You will see…”

He took a breath and then…

He did it.

Ye Xiao pissed at the monument and kept the urine splashed all over the monument. He said, “I am not hungry, so you are lucky. If you still won’t let me in, I will go get something to eat and sh*t on you. You could be a smelly stone too!”

“Watch me! I can do it, and I will!”

Before he finished talking and pissing, he suddenly started to fall.

It was fun. When he fell, the urine splashed everywhere and he couldn’t control it. His white pants became quite dirty…

However, he didn’t have time to take care of his pants. As he looked around, he was surrounded by ice mountains.

As he looked further, the forests on the mountain all carried snow on the branches.

Ye Xiao was in the air falling down fast.

On his head, a voice was shouting angrily. “Aren’t you coming in? I am letting you in! You f*cking prick! You damn bastard! You shameless rat… Ah… How could you sh*t on me! You… I won’t forgive you… I am going to kill you… I am going to torture you! Ah…”

Ye Xiao laughed. Things got nasty, so were his clothes, but he got in. He casually took up the pants and tied it. He raised his qi and slowly landed on the floor.

‘No matter what you are going to do to me, I am here right now. I win. Hah hah hah…’

When Ye Xiao just entered the hidden space…

…

There was a special space which was far away.

A cyan-clothed young man frowned. He was surprised. “What is going on? How did this guy get in? How is this possible?”

“This is impossible…”

The young man grabbed something in the air, and there was something red in his hand. That thing was shouting angrily. “I am going to eat you! I am going to kill you! Ah… Ah…”

“Damn. You did this?” The cyan-clothed young man clenched his fist, and the red thing stopped shouting. It shivered and then regained consciousness. As it saw the young man, it started shaking.

“I… Oh… Nooo…”

It suddenly didn’t know how to speak. It was so scared of the cyan-clothed young man.

“What was it? What happened?” The cyan-clothed young man was angry. “Didn’t I tell you that he had to offer his soul and blood before you let him in? How could you let him in? Am I just a nobody to you?”

The red thing was shaking. Its face, if that was its face, became colorless. It was so terrified, and he begged for forgiveness.

“Please… Mercy…”

The red thing started to cry in tears.

“Give me a reason!” The young man said, “Who told you to let him in? I wanted to test his soul’s purity! I need an assistant! How could you just let him in? You useless trash! What do you think I sent you there for? Why do you think I let you stay there for millions of years? Talk to me! You f*cking useless trash! A stone in a toilet is much better than you!”