Rebirth of the Godly Prodigal

Hong Dali was quite curious about the other end of the Dimension Door.

It was a place the System had named Enjoyment Dimension. It should not be somewhere fighting or killing took place…

With a goal in mind, both of them became anxious.

They quickly finished their ice cream, got on the bus and went straight to their room.

After they entered the room, Hong Dali began to explain. “You cannot bring any high-technology equipment to affect the technology of that dimension. You cannot beat people up as you wish. Oh yes, our strength will be compressed there as well. Don’t be too shocked.”

“What dimension is so bizarre?” Gu Feifei said curiously, “Even our strength will be compressed?”

“Of course.” Hong Dali nodded. “You’ll see when we get there. So, do you want to go?”

“Of course.” Gu Feifei did not care. The talented were usually bold. Even Hong Dali dared to go, she had nothing to be afraid of.

“Get ready.” Hong Dali took a deep breath, then pulled out the System in his mind. He found Dimension Door selection and decisively chose It. “Dimension Door!”

Soon, he heard the System’s voice. “Host selected usage of Dimension Door. Analyzing world composition of Enjoyment Dimension. Please wait…”

The analysis ended quickly. System: “Enjoyment Dimension composition analysis completed. Enjoyment Dimension introduction: low-level technology city dimension. Every attribute point can be exchanged for 100,000 yuan.”

Wait a minute, what the hell was one attribute point could be exchanged for 100,000 yuan?

The Enjoyment Dimension they were heading to, could it be that, the place he came from…?

Of course, Hong Dali did not have too much time to consider. The System continued—

“Side Mission One: Live and work in peace. Mission Description: Head to the Enjoyment Dimension. The host is to establish his own base and purchase a house. Mission Reward: Ten Achievement points.”

“Side Mission Two: Calling on friends. Mission Description: Establish interpersonal relationships at the Enjoyment Dimension and make a friend. Mission Reward: Ten Achievement points.”

“Side Mission Three: A thousand things to do. Mission Description: As a super prodigal, purchase your own mode of transportation. Buy a car. Mission Reward: Ten Achievement points.”

Damn, the side missions are issued so quickly? Good, good. These three side missions are fairly simple. Thirty Achievement points as rewards are not too bad. I wonder what the System Store sells… 

As Hong Dali thought, the System’s voice sounded again. “The System is heading to Enjoyment Dimension. System Store is being established. Please wait…” It took slightly longer this time, but it only took a few seconds. “System Store established. The host may view after entering the Enjoyment Dimension.”

Alright, there was indeed a store. It seemed the store would be not bad…

At this time, as the System announced the information about the Enjoyment Dimension, with a swoosh, a black hole appeared before Hong Dali. The black hole was beautiful. It was about 2.5 meters in height. It was all black and dark with continuous airflow gushing out from inside.

This was the Dimension Door? It seemed creepy…

“What are we waiting for? Are we not going?” Gu Feifei looked at the Dimension Door, then stood behind Hong Dali and gave him a hard kick. “What are you doing dawdling? Let’s go!”

“Ahhhhh—” Hong Dali had thought of countless possibilities, but he never expected to enter the Dimension Door in this matter.

Gu Feifei followed thereafter.

The tunnel was dark and their bodies moved forward involuntarily. They changed their clothes as they flew. After about thirty seconds later, a light suddenly appeared and they arrived.

“This is…” Hong Dali had arrived at an ordinary residential building. It was an old building without elevators. The corridors were dusty and there were several broken items on both sides.

It was a familiar view. He had stayed in a building like this before he transmigrated. The paint on the handrails had peeled off and there were little advertisement posters stuck on the corridor walls. Hong Dali walked over to take a look and was instantly elated—

“Professional locksmith. Public Security Bureau designated locksmith. Contact Number: 139XXXXXXXX.”

“Sisters Housekeeping, a good helper for your daily life. Second-hand house, babysitter, nanny, house cleaning. Contact Number: 158xxxxxxxx.”

“Kept ladies, Contact Number… En, we don’t need to see this…”

This is Earth. This is definitely Earth! Hahahahaha! And it’s the Earth before I transmigrated!

Earth, the place I was born and raised up in! Tears welled up in Hong Dali’s eyes. I, Hong Dali, am back!

“What a curious place. Why is this place so backward?” Gu Feifei looked around and jumped. “It seems the strength compression here is quite powerful. En, but it’s okay. It does not seem like there are very powerful people in this building.”

As she spoke, she swung her arms and punched fiercely onto the wall.

“Boom—Swoosh—” There was a bang, then dust fell from the top, leaving a huge fist-shaped print on the wall…

“This building doesn’t seem very sturdy.” Gu Feifei pouted. “It’s really low-end. Dali, this is the Enjoyment Dimension you mentioned? It’s too backward here. Should I just kill the King and become the Queen?”

Damn, that will kill somebody!

“Don’t interfere!” Hong Dali hugged onto Gu Feifei’s arm. “We came here for the enjoyment, not to fight! Don’t interfere!”

“Alright.” Gu Feifei pouted. “Let’s see how the ‘enjoyment’ is.”

As she said that, the door of a house opened. A man in his thirties looked out, and when he saw the two of them, he frowned and said, “What’s wrong with the both of you? Doing bad things at such a young age. Hurry up and get going. Go elsewhere if you want to fight or quarrel. Did your head hit the wall just now? You gave me a scare.”

Dongbei accent! Dongbei accent! Wahahahahahaha!

Hong Dali was elated. He laughed out loud. “Hahahaha. We’ll get going now. Thanks, brother!”

“Did you head get trapped between the doors?” The middle-aged man mumbled and slapped the door close.

This is Earth, Earth! Hahahahahahaha! Earth, I”m back! I’ve not been here for more than a year, I wonder how much has changed. It felt like a lifetime ago. Hahahaha!

“This person is so unfriendly!” Gu Feifei smiled grimly and clenched her fist. “I’ll twist his head off…”

“No!” Hong Dali pulled her back with all his might. “We came here for the enjoyment, not to kill! Remember this no matter what, we must hold back if we can!”

“Alright.” Gu Feifei nodded, slightly depressed. “No one has ever said that of me. It seems I’m here to be bullied more than to enjoy it.” She resisted fighting. “For your sake as the host, I’ll forget about it. Depressing.”

She huffed and walked outside, clearly upset.

This was not her fault. Someone of high status who was able to summon wind and rain was not scolded by a low-level commoner. It was expected for her to react this way…

As they went downstairs, Hong Dali went through the System. “System, exchange ten attribute points.”

The exchange completed with a “Ding”. The System said, “Host has exchanged ten attributes points for one million yuan. Exchange completed. The amount exchanged has been automatically deposited into the Host’s bank card. The bank card has been manufactured. Affiliated bank: Industrial and Commercial Bank. Password: 000000. Additionally, the Host and accompanying person’s ID cards have been manufactured. The official database has synchronized. Both the ID card and bank card is in the Host’s pocket.”

Wahahahaha! One million yuan in the pocket. Great!

This is the Enjoyment Dimension, after all. Earth, how is it possible to enjoy without money?

Of course, Hong Dali had deeply understood how depressing it was if he did not have enough attribute points—Squander! He must squander with all his might when he returns! He would then return with a few thousand attribute points to exchange for money. Damn it!

Exiting the residential building, Hong Dali saw the crowded street and cried happy tears.

See, that is a Honda Accord! Toyota Land Cruiser Prado! Land Rover, Land Rover! Wow, a wedding entourage. Hahahaha!

Quick, look. Street vendors, restaurants, Internet cafes, schools, police stations… Well, forget about the police station. it was not the time to deal with the police….

Hong Dali was excited! Hong Dali was thrilled! Hong Dali never felt better!

Enjoyment Dimension, hahahaha. He was sure enjoying it!

He found an ATM and withdrew 20,000. En, it was not that he did not wish to withdraw more. The limit of cash he was able to withdraw per day was 20,000. “For you.” Hong Dali took some and stuffed it into Gu Feifei’s hands. “It’s money for this place. Spend as you wish, there’s no need to stand on ceremony. Tell me if it’s not enough.”

“Alright.” Since they were in another dimension, Gu Feifei did not have a cent with her. Hence, she nodded and accepted it. “Take it as a loan. I’ll pay you back when we get back.”

“Pay your head. We can’t bring the money here elsewhere.” Hong Dali laughed as he smacked Gu Feifei’s arm. “Just spend it. Enjoyment, spending. Enjoyment is spending! Buy everything you want!”

“See how absurd you are.” Gu Feifei pouted and smiled. Actually, she looked quite good when she smiled. Of course, provided one did not look below her neck… Gu Feifei looked around. “Alright, I won’t stand on ceremony, then. What should we do first?”

“Let me see…” Soon, Hong Dali saw an Internet cafe named “Paramount”. He pulled Gu Feifei and entered. “Feifei, come. Let’s go to the Internet cafe for a while. Hehe. It’s been a long time. I’ve not surfed the net properly for such a long time!”

One Piece! Naruto! All the famous novels! I’ve not seen them for a year. There should be quite a lot of updates, right?