Chapter 457
Chapter 457: Hindering Crotch
If the phrase “attack airplanes” was said by someone else, he would definitely be criticized heavily, called along the lines of wretched and obscene.
However, it was different being said by Hong Dali. Everyone present had the same thought—if Hong Dali said that this was an electromagnetic cannon fort, it definitely must be one. If he said that it could be used to attack airplanes, it must really be able to attack airplanes!
Many reporters began to take notes again—”New Lanxiang Vocational School is a dangerous zone. Do not fly an airplane near it!”
After entering the school’s entrance, the throngs of people milling about increased significantly. Liu Mingxin stood aside and asked softly, “All these people are here to send their children off to school. However, the school has a written rule that aside from students who were from poverty-stricken rural areas and those approved by Young Master Dali, others faced strict acceptance. Hence, those loitering about are those whose enrollment has yet to be confirmed.”
“Oh, then let them keep an eye on the matter first.” In actuality, Hong Dali was completely unaware of how much power he currently held. He didn’t care the slightest about such matters and only agreed casually. He only cared about matters concerning himself and continued leading the big crowd into the school grounds.
The moment everyone entered through the main entrance, they saw a water fountain. In a huge specially-made pond, Big Turtle was happily swimming in it without a care in the world. Upon seeing Hong Dali, it gave a cheerful shout before climbing out of the pond slowly.
At once, all the reporters began to fervently take pictures.
For many, it was their first time seeing Big Turtle. Especially in the case of foreign reporters, they involuntarily clicked their tongues in wonder. Seeing that Big Turtle seemed pretty gentle, they began snapping away on their cameras. If the flashes emitted from their cameras were concentrated, it probably would have been sufficient to produce a laser beam.
At this moment, Ling Mufeng—Ling Xiaoyi’s younger brother—rushed towards them. He walked ahead of everyone with a trumpet in his hand and acted as everyone’s tour guide. Of course, he did not provide detailed explanations of the area but brushed over the details briefly.
Soon enough, everyone reached a large martial arts practice area. In the distance, they could see a big group of children sitting on the ground, listening to Geezer Wang, Wang Daoming, talk about his knowledge of martial arts, even gesticulating sometimes.
This was the real highlight. Everyone had finally seen the dream stadium and all the reporters began to take pictures fervently with their cameras. John asked curiously, “What Mr. Wang Daoming teaches is the real Kungfu that he knows?”
Hong Dali replied strangely, “What did you expect?”
John replied, “I thought that it would be a huge spectacle, like a few thousand people standing in a battle formation shadow boxing while groaning!” It was evident that he seemed slightly displeased with the small spectacle—the entire martial arts practice area only contained a total of 300 people…
Hong Dali hummed. “I think you’ve seen too many advertisements on television…”
At this moment, Geezer Wang saw Hong Dali. He quickly walked over while smiling broadly. “Young Master Dali, why have you come?”
“I came to take a look and inspect.” Hong Dali grinned broadly. “How have you been feeling recently? Can these children be your successors? Your unique set of skills cannot be lost, it would be a great loss.”
“They are all pretty good.” Geezer Wang was evidently pleased with these children. “They are all from rural areas. Poor, willing to endure hardships, and serious about their studies.” As he said that, Geezer Wang looked at the surrounding group of people condescendingly, all of whom wished to send their children to him. He hummed. “Unlike them. Just a little training got them lamenting to the Heavens and crying out in grief, accusing me of mistreating their children. Pfft.”
It seemed that this Old Geezer bore a deep grudge.
“Hehe, then just don’t accept them. Wouldn’t that settle it?” Hong Dali looked around. “Is there any positive progress? Let me take a look?”
“Alright!” Hearing that Hong Dali wanted to inspect, Geezer Wang immediately became excited. “Lackey Two, Lackey Six, shadowbox for a while to show Young Master Dali your skills. Box harder and don’t hold back!”
“Alright!” “We got it!” Immediately, two mischievous looking, dark-skinned children stood up from the crowd. All the foreigners began to take pictures fervently. This time around, they became a little wiser. They had already prepared their video cameras to avoid any situations where they couldn’t react in time.
The good thing was that these two children seemed normal. They both exchanged a glance before quickly getting into battle stances.
Contrary to the fight between the three-time professional Karate Champion from the Japan State and the female lackey, this was a demonstration of real Kungfu. These two mischievous-looking children were appropriately aggressive, each strike extremely deadly and emitting powerful gusts of wind. Lackey Two, who was taller, used the side of his palm to hit Lackey Six’s pharynx. Lackey Six, who was slightly chubby, dodged his palm and attacked—she shaped the fingers of one hand together like a knife, punching straight at Lackey Two’s chest before her other hand formed a dragon’s claw and went towards his crotch…
All the reports looked on with pale faces. John trembled in fear as he asked Hong Dali, “Young Master Dali, will they fight to the death?”
“How would I know.” Hong Dali shrugged his shoulders. “I’m a layman regarding this. You have to ask Geezer Wang, he’s the expert.”
As Geezer Wang saw the two mischievous-looking children fighting—gouging each other’s eyes, hitting the pharynx and crotch—he explained, “Since the day the martial arts practiced in the Heavenly State was founded, the purpose was to equip the people to enter a battle and fight the enemy. It’s pointless to engage in competition with skills just for entertainment purposes. Since the civilization of the Heavenly State 5000 years ago, when wars were constantly fought, more than tens of thousands of soldiers were sent into battle. If a soldier wasn’t equipped with some Kungfu skills to defend himself, he would die faster. When my master was teaching me, he said that a fight that was pleasing to the eye was for purely for the entertainment business. Instead, real Kungfu invoked fatalities with every strike and the very minimum was to forfeit the ability to return a punch.”
After he finished saying this, all the reporters turned green in the face before writing fervently in their notebooks—”We definitely should not engage in combat with the people from the Heavenly State unless they are below the age of seven. Otherwise, it will be very dangerous—deadly fatal with just one blow!”
John asked again, “Then, the competitions we usually see…”
“Those competitions are completely useless.” Geezer Wang hummed condescendingly. “There are so many places that cannot be hit, just a few scores tallied. What’s the point? Just look at these two on the stadium? Regardless of whether it’s a mixed martial arts champion or a karate champion, if they meet the two of them in a fight, they can only admit defeat!”
His words were actually true, and all the reporters remembered them clearly. However, the three-time professional Karate Champion Adachi Yūya, who was trailing along at the back wanted to call it quits—*I couldn’t defeat that lackey around Hong Dali, but how can I not defeat these two kids?! *
Hence, this chap stepped out from the crowd once again, looking for trouble. “I’m the three-time professional Karate Champion from the Japan Empire. I want to challenge them!”
That’s more like it. This chap finally had some self-awareness and did not dare to directly challenge Geezer Wang himself…
Yet another good show! The three-time professional Karate Champion Adachi Yūya was going to challenge two students from the New Lanxiang Vocational School!
All the reporters looked on with sparks flying out of their eyes, fervently snapping away on their cameras!
“You’re the three-time professional Karate Champion?” Geezer Wang sized up Adachi Yūya. “You had better not be lying to me. Otherwise, you will die a terrible death!”
“I will definitely emerge victorious!” Adachi Yūya had a strong sense of national pride. “Karate from the Japan Empire is extremely famous internationally. I don’t believe that it will be as dramatic as you say!”
“Lackey Two, Lackey Six, stop fighting. This man wants to challenge you both.” Geezer Wang faced the two mischievous children and blinked. “Go easy on him. Don’t kill him.”
You see, you see, who teaches like that?
Lackey Two, who was taller, walked to Old Wang’s side and asked, “Master, who is it?”
“It’s this man.” Geezer Wang pointed at Adachi Yūya. “Mr. Adachi Yūya, three-time professional Karate Champion from the Japan State.”
“Oh.” Lackey Two casually threw his shirt aside. “Then hurry up and get on with it, I’m still waiting to attend Master’s lesson.”
This time, Adachi Yūya did not dare to underestimate his enemy and without any warning, punched straight towards Lackey Two’s face. Afterward, he sorely regretted it…
Actually, he was serious when he went up against Lackey Two this time, contrary to when he went up against the female lackey. It was due to the fact that after he lost to the female lackey, he could not challenge her once more. Especially because of that, he felt too ashamed to bring it up again.
However, he really was extremely cautious this time as he knew that he would be too ashamed to stay if he lost once again.
Yet, the problem was that despite the awe-inspiring process of his full preparation before the challenge, the end came quickly. After throwing just one punch, he was instantly defeated…
In fact, his defeat was not wrongful but instead clear and thorough—below his hips and between his thighs, his crotch that was in the way really became a hindrance. Adachi Yūya just threw out a punch and the hindrance was caught in a hold by Lackey Two…
At this moment, everyone looking at the spectacle was so quiet that the sound of breathing could be heard. Adachi Yūya’s face reddened before paling. The problem was that his crotch was in someone’s hold and he didn’t know whether he should move or stay still. In the end, he maintained in that position, stunned for over a minute…
At this moment, Lackey Two asked, “Do you admit defeat?”
“Yes… Yes, I do…” Adachi Yūya’s face was soaked with sweat. He really didn’t dare to move. The skills that these children learned were true deadly Kungfu skills. Indeed, one blow could cause someone to lose the ability to move at the very least!
Then, Lackey Two moved his hand around and casually said something that made him so embarrassed he wanted to dig a hole in the ground and hide. “It’s a little small. I cannot get a good grip.”
Ultimately, Adachi Yūya said dejectedly, “I lost, but I am not small down there!”
“You are considered decent.” Lackey Six grinned broadly at the side. “Lackey Two said that if anyone’s down there was bigger than his, he would cut off that person’s crotch. You are considered lucky. At the very least, you managed to keep yours…”
All the reporters exclaimed, “Heavens, that happened too quickly? Just with one move yet again?!” “Yes yes, this is too unbelievable! This three-time professional Karate Champion actually lost twice in a row! Twice with just one move!” “Does this school specially develops world assassins?!”
Now, these reporters really became more cautious and careful. At least from the looks of it, none of these children were to be trifled with. They deeply understood the old saying of what a lair of dragons and crouching tigers meant. It was a place with people of unusual ability as they witnessed as a student from this school got a three-time professional Karate Champion to admit defeat. The legend about the mysterious East momentarily came into their minds.
“In the future when we meet children from the Heavenly State, we need to exercise extreme caution, especially in protecting what is between our thighs!” A reporter recorded it down.