Chapter 323: Not just empty threats
Chapter 323: Not just empty threats
Kalash was given audience with the Frozen Thorns leader Yeti next. Along with dignity at that , seemingly Olympic medailts were given a lot of respect around the playerbase , and since Kalash was one such medal winner , he was almost a mini celebrity.
What would seem as a rude personality now came across as a unique trait that noone seemed to mind.
Yeti said ” Soo I hear that Shakuni sends a message for me …. Are you guys also here to mine the crystals to make a teleportation array? “.
Fatty Kalash ” Ayyyy , we are here for the crystals , but laddie we ain’t here to mine , we pirates are here to loot , more precisely loot you ! The leader sends a message that you land dwellers give up 80% of the loot and vacate thy pirate ships , it is our ship now ! Muahahahahahaha “.
Yeti “…..”
The others “…..”
Yeti ” what pirate ship? What land dwellers? , What give 80% of the loot? “.
Fatty kicks his chair where he was seated and puts a foot on Yeti’s table as he leans in. The Frozen Thorn members draw their swords , as Fatty says to Yeti eye to eye ” *burp*”.
Frozen Thorn members “…..”
Yeti ” Ohh it stinks “.
Fatty Kalash ” Muahahahahahaha , serves you soft pony land dweller right , come to the sea and a goldfish will scare your soft bum , hahahahaha “.
Yeti sighed , it seemed as if he needed to personally make the trip to meet Shakuni , talking to this drunk pirate made no sense. Soo playing ball he said ” Alright , tell thy captain, that myself come to his presence to talk! Eh? “.
Fatty Kalash went ballistic ” are you trying to impersonate me ? Eh you twat ? Is this funny? Is this how you land dwellers make fun of us seaboys ? , Making fun of our accent? Did I make fun of your British accent? Did I ask you to give me a bowwle of water? You idiotic twat “.
Yeti facepalmed , he was from Nepal not at all British. As he said ” I apologise good sir , let me off the hook for my mistake “.
Fatty Kalash ” A smart lad , a good lad , come drink with me , Muahahahahahaha “.
Hence over the next 5 minutes Yeti entertained Kalash before Kalash took his leave to visit the next camp.
A member from Frozen Thorns asked Yeti after Kalash left ” Why did you entertain his rude behaviour till such an extent guild master? With your temper he should have been skewered on the spot “.
Yeti said ” im not scared of this fool , I’m scared of the man behind him , Shakuni of the Elites , him and his bottomless strength , his feats are legendary , and I won’t make an enemy of him as far as possible “.
The guild member agreed , the Elites were a small guild but by no means were they weak. All of Japan’s gold medals came from a single organization with the leader and vice leader being triple medal winners. The world stage wasn’t something that someone could take by storm due to fluke , the Elites were very strong , and they deserved the respect.
This was a very smart move by Frozen thorns , however , their rivals and current mining neighbours , the Eternal Rebels were unfortunately not soo smart.
When Kalash approached their camp. He was taken hostage and presented before Edge in bounds. Their approach was clear , they would not bend to the elites.
Edge ” Soo tell me , is Karna here? Your vice guild master costed me a lot of money you know … It is good that UK made top 5 inspite of my slip up orelse I would have been disowned by my family. I have been put under a lot of trouble due to your stupid vice guild master you know …. Tell me drunk Elite , why do you come here? “.
Fatty Kalash ” * Burp * , Aghhh , sorry that one was stuck for a long time …. Were you saying something ? “.
A vein popped on Edge’s forehead , he was clearly extremely pissed at the situation , barely restraining his anger he said ” WHY…HaVVVVeee yyyouuuuu comeee? , Why have you come here?”.
Fatty Kalash ” Why? “.
Edge ” that’s what I’m asking you WHY HAVE YOU COME HERE “.
Fatty Kalash ” How would I know? Why did I come here? , I don’t even know why I was born , or what is my purpose in life “.
Edge ” Restrain this , brain-dead drunk to a tree , send a guy to his camp , informing them we have him hostage here , the ransom price being 50,000 gold “.
Fatty Kalash ” Muahahahahaha , the bounty on the head of a great pirate, muahahaha , you are a fool to extort the captain , who plans on extorting you …. You are a fool to resist “.
Edge ” What plan to extort me? “.
Fatty Kalash ” The plan where you either give up 80% of all collected crystals and leave this place or he annihilates the entire party , plan “.
Edge ” ….. WHAT? “.
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( Meanwhile real world , Grey international tower , Ethan Grey’s office )
Jhonny English was seated across from Ethan Grey , as Ethan talked about an upcoming mission for Jhonny.
Ethan said ” Sir Jhonny , these are 65 assassination targets that I need to be removed within the next month , I know you are retired , but they are high level officials from country X , nobody else will take this mission for any amount of money , only you have the skill to pull it off , I know you retired , but will you do this one last favour for me? “.
Jhonny English ” What is the time limit , what is the highest profile target “.
Ethan Grey ” One months time , the highest profile target is the prime minister , total budget is 3 trillion dollars , I will get you everything you need , and I know that 30 days time is too less to make 60 assasinations , but I will be satisfied with even five , please help me sir Jhonny “.
Jhonny English ” It’s too much Ethan ….. “.
Ethan Grey “You can take 60 days , but please complete the mission “.
Jhonny English ” You misunderstand , it’s too much time , a week is all I need , I’m Jhonny English , give me some face Ethan Grey , I’m not the amateur mercenary , prepare a jet for me , I leave tommorow morning “.
Ethan Grey was left speachless ….. As his fists balled up in joy …. If sir Jhonny was doing it … It was sure to succeed !!!