Chapter 661: Jhonny English everyone
Chapter 661: Jhonny English everyone
To be perfectly honest , Jhonny had absolutely no clue on how to raid the church’s vault. Although he had assured others that everything was under control , in reality he had absolutely no clue as to what he was even doing.
As he walked around the streets under the pretext of ‘ Reconnaissance ‘ he started to seriously wrack his brains over what to do.
The problem with Jhonny thinking was that , although he was very sharp when push came to shove , usually he was an extremely distracted man with every small interference breaking his Line of thought , which made pondering deeply over any topic extremely difficult.
As he walked down the streets Jhonny thought
‘ Hmmm , how will I raid the vault? ‘.
‘ It must be below the ground , it cannot be on the ground level or above the sky….. Or is it?’
Jhonny looked towards the sky above the Church skeptically for 2 minutes until he was assured that there was nothing over there.
‘ tch , idiots , it’s so predictable to make safes underground , boring ‘.
‘ So how to get underground ? Should I just drop down in a manhole and do it teenage mutant Ninja style? ….. No! , The filth insides of the sewers disgusts me , Jhonny English will not be dragged down in the sewers’.
Jhonny’s eyes fell on a female priest who looked absolutely pure and stunning in her white clothing.
‘ What a beautiful young girl.. Fresh as a morning breeze. Curse these church people for making their clothing so lose , with that face i can only wonder what is beneath. Is it curvy? Is it sleek? Is it my type?…… Oh crap! Is she the demon that Rudra warned me against? Fufufufu , good try woman but Jhonny English will not fall into your charms ‘.
Jhonny gave the woman a smug all knowing grin as he walked past her as if she was air , not turning for a second glance. Although the priest did not care at all in jhonny’s mind a different scenario was ongoing.
Jhonny thought ‘ Hahaha , despair now demon , thankgod Yume isn’t here , the idiot monk would have fallen for that demoness priestess. That’s why celibacy messed with your brain , that virgin , pfft hahaha ‘.
For a good 5 minutes Jhonny then made himself feel good about himself as he praised himself internally not realising that he was going where the roads took him.
After a while he snapped back to reality as he thought ‘ Hmmm , so if i can’t get into sewers how do I get in?
How do my spatial powers work? I can walk through walls as if i was formless , but i don’t sink into the ground as if there is nothing beneath , otherwise i could have just dropped into the value and walked out of it as if nothing could stop me.
OH CRAP ! I can be a first rate thief with my powers! Why dint I think of this? With my formlessness how many robberies could i have pulled off?
Jhonny English the ultimate thief / spy / mercenary / player / amazing human
That sounds like truth! ‘.
For another 5 minutes Jhonny displayed his narcissistic behaviour of praising himself as he giggled and laughed to himself taking absurd turns as he walked down the streets , entering the most shady areas of the holy city , known as the slums.
The usual holy city was just a conglomeration of beautiful architecture and well constructed priest quarters , but while most areas are posh , some of the areas of the city are still backwards living in poverty.
It was a shame for a city like the holy city to have slums when the church was just a epitome of wealth and riches as should the pope be willing he could easily provide proper food , employment and living conditions to these people but he chose not to.
The pope had started various awareness and improvement campaigns in the slums , but directly giving money was not his style , in his opinion a man must work for his food and hone his trade to be a contributing member of the society.
Hence , although he gave the slum people a means to exit their poverty , it was just an aid and not an effort to actively change their living conditions.
In this department Rudra was much different to the pope as Purplehaze city had no slum areas with Rudra providing government housing for everyone that lived below the poverty line with monthly subsidized rations that were near free.
Not a single citizen of Purplehaze was to beg on the streets while in the holy city there were beggers , robbers and even petty criminals that dominated the areas not patrolled by the paladins and terrorized netizens and tourists alike with muggings and theft.
As Jhonny walked down such shady streets engrossed in his own self praise he did not notice that he was being slowly encircled by some very shady looking teenagers who carried a pocket knife.
But not only would Jhonny not have cared even if he saw them , but on the contrary trying to mug Jhonny was going to be one of the biggest blunders the petty criminals could ever have performed.
” STOP ! Give us all your money and equipment and we will let you go unharmed “. Three men blocked jhonny’s path of walking and threatened to rob him while three more covered his running exit as they cornered him in an alley.
While they expected Jhonny to scream or fumble or something along those lines what they did not expect was that Jhonny would continue to hum the song he was humming and keep walking towards the men as if he heard nothing.
Internally Jhonny scanned the six men surrounding him and realised they were level 110 tier 2 thugs as he laughed at the stupidity of the group to try and corner him.
If he wanted to he could have pierced six dagger in the necks of the six men before they could even have blinked but he chose to walk straight through their bodies in his formless state as the six men felt a chill run down their spine when this happened infront of their eyes.
When the three men who Jhonny passed through turned to look at jhonny’s back , they saw a smiling Jhonny instead as he said ” Booo! “.
The six kids instantly screamed ” GHOST! WHAAA “. And ran for their lives as Jhonny had a hearty laugh about it.
As he noticed yet another shadow ontop of the building he casually said ” Hahaha , you want some of me too boy? “.
Instantly the shadow scrambled and Jhonny continued to laugh. While he assumed that the shadow ontop of the building would be yet another bratty kid , little did he know it was actually a profousely sweating dronacharya.
/// I have the writing cap back on , working on giving more chapters while also stockpiling for 15th.
Today will also be a 2 chapter day with the second one coming out later in the day.
Hope you enjoyed this chapter , please leave a comment as to how you felt about it. It’s a little different than the usual chapters i write , as i tried to make the narrative a bit more comic.
Do tell me if you enjoy such type of sequences once in a while ///