Chapter 787: Max is catfishing
Chapter 787: Max is catfishing
( Max’s POV )
Max reached Sivanthe’s city and paid the toll for two silver taels to enter the city.
Initially max expected a very demon like city to be what he saw where humans would hang like chickens outside street meat shops and it would be a barbaric scene overall. However that was not the case with the city at all.
It was a hustling and bustling civilization who was not fearing immediate war. Food , clothing and lifestyle shops were open and children were happily playing on the streets.
Infact the landscape was not at all scary or barbaric , it was pretty and had a unique beauty as the merchant town of Sivanthe was one of the most beautiful and economically powerful towns inside entire hellscape.
As Max roamed the city , he found himself constantly having to look up to see faces of taller men which was a very different feeling for him as usually he never felt like a dwarf amongst men , but being in a women’s body amongst tall demonic men he started feeling like one.
The clothes he had stolen were a bit baggy and oversized which made him look like women who was trying to cover her assets up desperately however also failing miserably as eventhough the tshirt was oversized his perky nipples from his D cups were still visible.
Everytime Max walked , his chest jiggled and he needed to desperately resist the urge to not start playing with them himself.
However he soon realised that his attention to himself was not the biggest problem and it was more about the other demon men in the city.
Internally Max sighed as those who saw him pass by with slanted eyes as wether they were with their wives , wether they were single or wether they were old , all men turned atleast once to see the beauty that Max had became and it was at this moment that Max realised that demon , human , beast , elf , orc , or any xyz race for that matter
Men will be men all around!
Mankind was a race that was the most perverted , most delusional and also the most hungry to check new women out , as this basic response seemed to be deeply ingrained in the Y chromosome itself.
Although it disgusted Max to do so , he quickly realised that his appearance was his best weapon at the moment and that if he was smart about it , he could catfish someone into helping him carry out the heist.
Once this sinister thought entered Max’s mind he delved deeper and deeper into it as he started to talk like the women he was most attracted to as a kid and who he considered the master of seduction …. Skyla.
Entering the museum of national history , Max started to look around for a while at the beautiful demonic artifacts preserved as he genuinely learnt about the history of the demon kind.
Inside the museum were many cool artifacts like the sword fragment of the first ever demon emperor and the necklace of the last demon empress stored inside.
However Max’s eyes remained focused on the one artifact that could gaurantee him a perfect promotion which was the book of the city’s architecture!
Rumored to contain blueprints of important goverment buildings , the streets as well as the underground sewage system it was a book that could help the army of death a lot with its overall reconnaissance, however the problem was that it was sealed behind runes and three layers of pixie glass which was the hardest glass forged by the legendary dwarves
Max needed to figure out a way as to how to break the glass and remove the rune alarm that will go off if he touched the glass and then steal the item and run from the city without the 50 tier 3 guards catching him.
However just as he was thinking about how to pull this feat off , the answer to all his troubles came walking at him with a big smile.
A nobly dressed demon who was extremely average looking with no muscles whatsoever walked upto Max and said ” Hi I’m the son of the owner of this museum, do you like our exhibits?”
Max smirked internally , it took him one look at the guy to understand he was interested in him and he was going to make full utilisation of this opportunity.
Max said ” Oh my god , look at you , who would think that with these muscles you would actually be an art curator and not a valiant warrior. Hawttt “.
The demon was dumbfounded, he had never felt his ego blast soo much at once as he literally got a nosebleed hearing Max’s words and voice.
Max understood male psychology the best , he knew that the best compliment a female could give a guy was not about his personality or his fashion sense or accomplishments , it was about his manhood.
Tell a man he had a big di** and he would think about it smiling for days , which was exactly why Max chose to compliment the other parties muscles as he knew that as a lanky person that was the compliment he craved for the most.
It totally worked !
The demon wiped his noseblood and said ” Haha yes , i just help out once in a while in the museum, I’m indeed a warrior by profession, Jules won heart “.
Max made a gawking expression as he said ” Won heart ? Like the famous Won heart of Sivanthe city? No way … ”
Max had absolutely no clue as to who the won hearts were however he knew that when a male said his surname in such a fashion it was only because he was flexing his family wealth , which was why max acted impressed.
This also worked totally as the demon smiled at the compliment and said ” Haha , don’t be afraid of me , I’m just a humble demon “.
Max closed his gawking expression and started to play his plot ” So Mr. Jules , have you ever touched this book in your hands? ”
Jules looked at the book of architecture and said ” Yes , when i was a kid i scrolled through this book once ”
Max appeared to look extremely impressed as he said in a soft voice ” I’m an architectural student , If i could ever look at the book in my hands …. It would be the pinnacle of my existence, alas it’s not possible…. ”
Saying so Max sighed and let his body drop , he made such a cute expression that Jules’s heart stopped to see max so sad as he immediately clapped his hands and called for his Buttler as he whispered something in his ear.
Max knew what was going on with that whisper and now all that he needed to do was to wait for the results to be reaped.