Reborn As A Ghost: Time To Build My Undead Army!

Chapter 168



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A men’s bonding seems to be common among Vampires.

It appears that it is also common for Vampires to find a “partner,” someone they spend the rest of their lives with.

Something like their “pair” it often doesn’t seem to have any romantic relation to such a thing, as they’re more like brothers or something?

Nonetheless, it sounds homo to me.

I remember reading this one manhwa named Noblesse… there was no Yaoi on it, but the bait was pretty strong…

Well, this thing had the same concept… the protagonist was in a bond of eternity with his servant, a human… which allowed the guy to live a long life with his master.

He would always go, “Yes~ Mastah~” and it was so homoerotic it always made me laugh.

Are the Vampires of the world the same?!

Then aside from generally being cold-blooded murderers and sadists, they’re also into THAT sort of stuff.

Indeed they’re aggressively French, I guess…

I remember seeing Silvio going “Non, non!” the other day. It almost made me explode in laughter.

“So where are my clothes?!” Roared Catarina.

Who does she think she is?

Does she think that because she’s a hot tomboy, I will just obey her?

Well, yes, but I am still going to complain about it!

“Oi! You can’t just order me around. It’s the other way around! I am your Master now,” I said.

“If you’re my master, then take responsibility and bring me the clothes I feel most comfortable on. A dress is for little sissies,” Said Catarina while crossing her arms.

“W-What’s wrong with dresses?! Women wear dresses!” Said Emeraldine.

“Yeah! I like my dresses,” Said Partner.

“Who the fuck are you two? Why should I care what you two shrimps talk about?” Blurted out Catarina while raising an eyebrow.

She was really the “bully” type, huh.

“What did you say?! More respect to your senior!” Demanded Partner.

“I am going to purify you right now! Holy Light Arrow- Mguh!?” Cried Emeraldine as I covered her mouth, and her spell was canceled.

This crazy knife ear was about to kill the thing that took me hours to make!

“Are you crazy? Don’t hurt her! She’s part of the team. Just bear with her sharp tongue. She was raised like that anyways… Think about her past, the one I explained to you. She’s even quite similar to you, Emeraldine, so be more compassionate,” I said.

“Ugh… Ahhh… You’re right,” Sighed Emeraldine.

“O-Only because Master asks me to!” Said Partner while crossing her arms.

These girls are really troublesome.

“…”

Lucifer was looking at Catarina with a disgusted expression.

He seems to love me, but Catarina makes him disgusted…

I guess that’s because she’s my complete opposite?

“What are you looking at, asshat? Did you lose something? Are you into me or something? I am going to beat that pretty face to the ground if you keep looking at me like a creep! Go masturbate to the corner or something if you’re so horny,” Said Catarina, directing her sharp gaze at Lucifer.

“Eh?! H-How dare you! I am a Dragon! You dare treat me with such a sharp tone of voice?! Not even Maria treats me like that! Urgh! That’s it! I will punish you with- Agh!”

Lucifer suddenly had transformed into his dragon form and was about to tear Catarina back into the dismembered pile of body parts she was some hours ago, but I grabbed his tail tightly and made him flinch.

“I told you to ignore her! Also, Catarina, I am not giving you any manly clothes if you keep being rude. You’ll be permanently locked into wearing dresses or going around nude,” I said.

“W-What?! You can’t do that!” She shouted.

“I can’t? Why not? What’s stopping me? At the end of the day, your life is in the palm of my hands!” I shouted, showing her the Character Card that represented her within my Soul Grimoire, which emerged at my side like a floating grimoire made of semi-transparent black energy.

“Ugh… I feel like you were holding my heart or something… Agh…” She muttered in frustration.

“So? Are you going to behave?” I asked.

“Okay! Stop!” She cried.

She gave up easily.

“Nice… Now apologize,” I said.

“EH?! Fuck you!”

“A-po-lo-gi-ze!” I said angrily.

I suddenly began tickling her Character Card, making Catarina feel as if a hand was touching the innermost of her soul.

“Aaagghh! Y-You bastard! You can’t do this to meeeeee…!” She began to roar angrily, hitting the floor and suddenly breaking the entire carriage’s floor with her.

CRASH!

A disaster occurred, and we had to take an emergency stop. This stupid idiot broke the carriage floor and scared two horses that ended up running away…

“You idiot!” I said, smacking her head repeatedly.

But she was so strong and durable it felt like I was hitting a mountain. It hurt my phantasmal hand and even lowered my HP!

“Ugh… This sucks. Just kill me,” She sighed.

“You’re more useful as a zombie than just dead,” I said.

“Aghhhh…” She groaned angrily.

I tried a lot, but she refused to apologize.

Lucifer, Emeraldine, and Partner sighed as they told me it was okay.

“You’re trying so hard it made me feel bad… So stop asking her, and just give her the clothes and let it be… I am happy knowing you care so much for me you would try to force her to apologize,” Said Lucifer with a charming smile.

He approached me and held my hand, helping me stand up as I was on the floor in a defeated position.

“Lucifer…” I muttered.

“Maria…” He said charmingly.

The atmosphere suddenly changed, and everything turned rather romantic all of a sudden, as if floating flowers and roses surrounded everything…

“Okay, stop this!” Shouted Emeraldine, stopping the two of us from our strange romance dating sim game-like moment.

“Master, it’s fine. Here, I got her some fitting clothes for you. There was a lot in a carriage where you stored clothes,” Said Partner.

“Okay~!”

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