86 86 – Last Laugh
The demon took a step back, and its body trembled. That made the kunoichi chuckle a little.
“Hey, you said your kinds are higher in rank than humans.” Yua kept her head down and walked. “Why are you afraid of me….”
The woman gasped, then fell forward. At first, Tamaki was silent before finally laughing like crazy. The demon grabbed Yua’s hair, then lifted her up.
The kunoichi’s eyes seemed unfocused.
“Ah, her body can’t hold on anymore.” Kurosaki hissed.
“Elise!” Raymund shouted. You…”
The female warrior didn’t need to hear Raymund finish the command. She rushed forward to attack. However, her movements were not optimal because she was too tired, and her body was in pain too. The demon was able to catch her neck and lift her body up. Elise had difficulty breathing and struggled to free herself.
“When I look at you two, I can’t stand it anymore. You bitches are gorgeous, and your bodies are a sin.” The demon licked his own lips. “Perhaps my men and I will play around with you two. I’ll cut off both of your legs and arms first. You don’t need them anymore to be my toys.”
Even in such a desperate condition, Yua was still able to smile. “I don’t know, you are stupid, or your ego is too high. Even I who come from another world know that the music will soon end.”
The demon’s eyes opened wider. He turned his head to Yamaya and the musicians. Using a giant brush, the priestess had already started to write the last letters on the paper.
Tamaki dropped the two women, running straight over there. His hands were outstretched, and his mouth roared like a beast. This frightened the musicians, but again the priestess was completely unaffected.
“Stop it bitch!!!” In a short time, Tamaki was able to reach Yamaya. Only one foot left, his hands will tear the woman’s body.
However, the priestess had already struck the last line, just as the music stopped. Tamaki’s body instantly froze.
“Nooo!!!” The demon squeezed his head. Unlike when he transformed into a demon, his transformation into a human was fast. His horns sank into his forehead in no time, his eyes returned to normal, his skin color changed, and his body shrank, becoming as thin as before.
“What happened, Elise?” Yua asked, still lying on the floor. She couldn’t move at all. “My vision is so blurry now.”
“He….” Elise rubbed her neck, which still hurt. “He’s back the way he was.”
“Huh?” Tamaki blinked his eyes, looked around, and checked his torn clothes. “Where am I? What happened?”
Yamaya and his musical accompaniment just stared at the old man. The soldiers who had been fighting him approached limply and didn’t say anything either.
“May I ask you a favor, Elise?” Yua sighed. “Please bring me to Taka-san.”
Elise lifted Yua’s body and brought her to the ninja. A guard was checking the man.
“Ah…” The guard shook his head. “He’s still breathing, but I’m not sure he’ll survive. It seems it was only his determination to stay alive that kept him from dying.”
Yua closed her eyes. “I see.”
***
“It’s a miracle there were no casualties, Yamaya-sama.” Kurosaki gave a report to the priestess. The troop leader’s right arm was fixed with two pieces of wood and thickly bandaged. “However, there may be some who can no longer serve and have to be sent home.”
“Thanks for the explanation, Kurosaki-san.” The priestess answered, then looked at Yua, who was taken care of by a medic. “Please keep an eye on the situation.”
The guard leader bowed. “I will check on the villagers returning to their homes, Yamaya-sama.”
As soon as Kurosaki left, Yamaya approached Yua, who was now asleep from the anesthetic drug. Since it was impossible to talk to the kunoichi, Yamaya turned to Elise, sitting nearby.
“You guys might have helped us in defeating those demons.” Yamaya started the conversation. “However, this mess wouldn’t have happened without you and your friends’ actions, so that’s why….”
The priestess’s words were cut short by the appearance of a cloud of fog in the air. The soldiers who were not being treated took out their katanas and stared at the strange thing.
Elise held her breath. She knew what Raymund was about to do, and she didn’t like it. The fog wasn’t going to pick him and Yua yet, because it wasn’t right above them.
Something black fell from the fog, then rolled down near Yamaya’s feet. Elise breathed a sigh of relief. The form of the communication tool is not a dildo but a dark brown ball the size of a baby’s head.
“Let me introduce myself, Priestess Yamaya.” Raymund’s voice echoed from the ball, making Yamaya widen her eyes and the troops were more ready. “I am Raymund, the god of hope who sent Yua and Elise. I’m really sorry for the mess this caused. They just carry out my orders. They are completely innocent.”
Yamaya furrowed her brows and picked up that thing, ignoring the soldiers’ warnings.
“Don’t worry. Strangely enough, I feel divine power from this thing.”
The priestess flipped it over, and her chin immediately dropped. Elise slapped her forehead, and the soldiers gasped in unison. In that thing, there is an embossed pattern that resembles a vagina.
Only one is looking around like an idiot. “What is it? Why do you look so shocked? It just looks like flower petals!”
“You damn virgin!” One of his comrades snorted.
“Even virgin knows what it is!” Another soldier chimed in. “He’s just too innocent because his parents are too protective! He’s never even seen a picture of a pussy!”
Raymund didn’t want that dirty comedy scene in such a serious matter. However, he had already chosen that form for communication tools. There are only two choices, penis or vagina. And Raymund had chosen male genitalia shape beforehand.
“Sorry, it might look weird in the human world, but it’s actually normal in the realm of God.” Raymund cleared his throat. As she spoke, the vaginal pattern on the device twitched like a mouth, making Yamaya cringe hard.
The priestess sighed. “You said you were a god of hope. Why did you answer the demons’ prayers?”
“Anyone’s prayer can come to me without exception, be it bad or good. Even so, I will try to be on the side of virtue. I admit that this was a mistake.” Raymund replied. “I would like to chat with you on various matters, Priestess Yamaya. However, it looks like you still have a lot to take care of there. I also have to pick up my servants.”
The priestess looked at Elies and Yua again.