The 99th Divorce

Oh, no! Oh, no! What was she to do? She had absolutely no plan in mind at all!

Ye Qianqian was in a bit of a daze, and Shen Zhilie noticed it very quickly. He glanced at her and asked, “What’s wrong?” Shen Zhilie’s eyes looked like they held a galaxy within; they shone dazzlingly.

Ye Qianqian calmed herself down and shook her head. “It’s nothing much,” she replied.

“Shall we go back?” Shen Zhilie nudged her with his shoulder. His eyes carried a tinge of lust and desire mixed with a myriad of other emotions.

Ye Qianqian saw the look in his eyes and knew immediately what his intentions were. Ye Qianqian glared at him and walked off. “No!” she replied. “You’re so full of crap!”

“Hey, now! How is that full of crap? Please watch your language!” Shen Zhilie called out from behind. He caught up to her and stood in her way. Bending down to her eye level, his face took on an expression of surprise, and he suddenly exclaimed, “Oh my god! Why is your face so red? I only meant that I was really tired after a whole day of work and wanted to go back to rest!”

Ye Qianqian strode off in a huff and brushed past him. Shen Zhilie chased up to her and asked, “Where are you going? Up ahead in a park…”

The moment he said that, he acted as if a certain realization just dawned on him. With an expression of disdain and embarrassment, he looked at her and protested, “Ew… you’re so disgusting! Where on earth did you get such a perverted idea from?”

Ye Qianqian couldn’t maintain her straight face any longer. With a laugh, she pushed him and growled, “F*ck off!”

“No way. No! We can’t f*ck here. What if someone were to see us?” Shen Zhilie was unrepentant. He leaned over and pulled her to his side. “Come on, let’s go back. I’m really tired.”

Ye Qianqian noticed the dark shadows under Shen Zhilie’s eyes, and, with a purse of her lips, she nodded her head.

The villa estate was huge. After making a long trip around the estate, Shen Zhilie and Ye Qianqian finally reached home. Shen Longyue was sitting on the couch watching television, while Nanny He had finished cleaning up and was in the midst of putting away the dishes. When they saw the couple return, they smiled at them and nodded their heads in greeting.

“Hello, Uncle. Hello, Nanny He,” Ye Qianqian greeted politely before following Shen Zhilie inside.

Shen Zhilie went straight to his bedroom and switched on the lights. Ye Qianqian had originally assumed that the style and décor of Shen Zhilie’s room would be similar to his previous one that she had seen. Unexpectedly, it was a world apart. It had a very classic and manly style!

The first thing that caught her eye when she walked in was a bull’s-eye on the wall. On the side hung a heavy samurai shield made of metal, a Japanese katana, a Swiss Army knife, and… a gun?

Ye Qianqian entered and stared at the AK hanging on the wall. Her eyes widened as she asked, “Is this gun real?”

Shen Zhilie glanced over. With a chuckle, he replied as he undressed, “Of course it’s a fake.”

Ye Qianqian turned her head toward the sound of his voice and immediately saw what he was doing. She took a step back warily and asked, “What are you doing?”

Shen Zhilie turned to look at her and laughed devilishly. He ambled over and asked softly, “Why don’t you take a guess?”

Ye Qianqian took another step back and held her hand to her chest. “Your elders are still outside! Don’t try anything funny!”

“How bad can it be?” Shen Zhilie narrowed his eyes and leaned closer. He lowered his voice. “At most, we’ll just lower our volume. No one will be the wiser.”

“D*mn it!”

Shen Zhilie burst out laughing. “You’re the one thinking dirty! I’m going to take a shower. Sit here and wait for me.”

Ye Qianqian looked at him suspiciously. Shen Zhilie found her expression hilarious. But just as he turned around, he suddenly spun back, and, flinging his clothes on the floor, pounced atop her.

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