Chapter 322 - Unable To Differentiate Between
Chapter 322: Unable To Differentiate Between Leeks and Scallions
Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation
How should I explain this?!
Should I explain that I’m a pervert?!
Shi Xi’s words were stuck on the tip of her tongue.
“There’s no need to explain. I know that my figure is very good.” Guan Tong lowered her head to write something and said, “The male patients’ heartbeat is faster.”
Shi Xi simply changed the topic. “Are you prescribing medicine?”
“Some traditional Chinese medicine that recuperates the body.” Guan Tong finished writing very quickly. She asked, “During this period of time, have you been having irregular periods, stomach discomfort, chest distension, shortness of breath, dizziness, and weakness?”
Shi Xi nodded.
“Don’t stay up late, eat normally, and eat less junk food.” After Guan Tong finished writing. She tore off the paper and handed it to Shi Xi. “There are medicinal ingredients on it. Just take the medicine according to it.”
Shi Xi took it and took a look.
The words were just like her. Guan Tong’s words were elegant and handsome.
Fortunately, it wasn’t the type of words from doctors that others couldn’t understand.
“The last line is my cell phone number and WeChat. If you’re sick, you can look for me.” Guan Tong looked at Shi Xi. “If you’re not sick, you can also look for me.”
Shi Xi wanted to add this cold and beautiful beauty immediately.
“That, so I… What’s my illness?” Shi Xi asked.
Guan Tong closed the suitcase, stood up, and said plainly, “Nothing. It’s just a normal sign of a cerebral infarction.”
Shi Xi was instantly jolted awake. “Cerebral infarction?”
Guan Tong’s reaction was much calmer. “Just follow the doctor’s advice. Any other questions?”
Shi Xi was stunned for a moment and asked, “Then do I have to make a will in advance?”
“If you want to make a will, I can introduce you to lawyers in this area.” Guan Tong paused for a moment, “But looking at your body, you still have at least 40 to 50 years of life left. You might live longer than those lawyers.”
Shi XI heaved a sigh of relief and asked, “Aren’t you going to sit for a while longer?”
Guan Tong looked at her watch. “I have to rush to see the next patient. From her description, it looks like a stomach perforation.”
Shi Xi: ?
Guan Tong walked to the door, looked at the doorknob, and asked, “Can you help me open the door?”
Shi Xi opened the door. “Please.”
“Thank you.” Guan Tong turned around and said, “Friendly advice: if you are cheated on, stabbing a man a few times is better than drinking two bottles of white wine.”
Shi Xi: ?!
Guan Tong paused for a moment. “If you are arrested, I can introduce you to a lawyer in this area. I think prison won’t be more painful than a stomach perforation.”
After sending Guan Tong away, Shi Xi leaned against the door and thought, as expected of Xie Yunzhou’s acquaintance.
She was indeed not a normal person.
The next day, Shi Xi asked Zhu Lin to grab the medicine according to the prescription and drank a dose of medicine.
Although it couldn’t be said to be anything good, her sleep was more comfortable and her body was no longer sore or painful.
At the same time, Nan Wan’s [Landscape Life] was broadcast.
[Landscape Life] was a life-oriented reality show. An artiste would go to the mountains for two days to live a life of self-sufficiency and cook and wash their own clothes.
The netizens liked to watch this kind of down-to-earth life, but the celebrities would suffer if they went there.
Zhu Lin brought the Chinese medicine over and said, “Nan Wan really can’t take it easy on this show. She can’t even tell the difference between scallions and leeks.”
“It can’t be that serious, right?” Shi Xi drank the Chinese medicine in one gulp and ate a plum.
“How can it not be that serious?” Zhu Lin smiled and said, “Zhuang Xuan asked her to cut the leeks, pull out two scallions, and make fried eggs with leeks. In the end, she cut all the scallions that Zhuang Xuan planted, and then took two leeks back.”
Shi Xi was glad that she only heard these words after drinking the medicine.
“Could she not tell, or is she deliberately putting on a show?” Shi Xi took out her phone and looked at Weibo.
#Nan Wan Could Not Tell the Leeks From the Scallions# had already been trending.