Chapter 404 - Idiot!
Chapter 404: Idiot!
Prime Master Tie Feng felt that the sun was too bright, so he entered the tent to take a nap. The Soul Calming Beast’s huge body blocked the tent and helped him block a portion of the light.
Prime Master Tie Feng stared at the Soul Calming Beast’s huge body for a while before placing the saber beside him and falling asleep.
When Prime Master Tie Feng woke up, the Soul Calming Beast was already gone.
Prime Master Tie Feng thought that she had escaped, so he sat on a large rock and meditated. Soon, the sky darkened, and Prime Master Tie Feng suddenly heard the sound of water.
Water splashed everywhere, wetting Prime Master Tie Feng’s clothes, and a few drops of water landed on his eyes.
Prime Master Tie Feng suddenly opened his eyes and saw a ferocious and strange-looking ferocious beast squatting in front of him. There was a large sea fish in her beast mouth.
Prime Master Tie Feng stared at the Soul Calming Beast who returned and asked in confusion, “Didn’t you leave?”
The Soul Calming Beast spat the fish into Prime Master Tie Feng’s arms.
Prime Master Tie Feng hugged the fish that was still struggling helplessly. He frowned and asked the Soul Calming Beast, “What is this?”
The Soul Calming Beast drooled and said, “This fish is very delicious. I heard that the fish soup is very delicious. Make me some fish soup. I only want soup. I’ll give you the meat.”
Prime Master Tie Feng asked, “Who said that the fish soup is delicious?”
“A man said that the fish soup was delicious.” That man even said that he would bring her to drink it with him in the future. In the end, tsk, he became a bowl of soup in the stomach of the Soul Calming Beast.
Prime Master Tie Feng opened his eyes and looked at her deeply.
Did she know that she didn’t know how to pretend or lie?
Could such a simple-minded sea beast really be that ruthless sea demon?
Seeing that Prime Master Tie Feng was still not moving, the Soul Calming Beast thought that he was unwilling and said, “Make it for me, and I’ll sing for you tonight!”
“Okay.”
Prime Master Tie Feng took out a chopping board from his interspatial ring and cleaned the meter-long fish before setting up the pot. There was no oil, so he used the fish’s fat to boil the oil and threw a few pieces of ginger and dried chili inside.
This was the first time the Soul Calming Beast had seen chili. She asked curiously, “What’s that red one?”
“Chili.”
“What’s chili?”
Prime Master Tie Feng broke a dried chili from the middle and handed it to the Soul Calming Beast. “Try it.”
This time, the Soul Calming Beast didn’t suspect that the chili was poisonous. She opened her mouth and bit the chili. She chewed, then suddenly opened her mouth and spat out a mouthful of spicy hot air at Prime Master Tie Feng.
“Stupid man, you poisoned me!” The Soul Calming Beast jumped into the sea and stood on the surface. She glared at Prime Master Tie Feng warily and angrily. She cursed, “As expected, none of you stupid men are good! What did you poison me with?!”
When Prime Master Tie Feng saw the Soul Calming Beast suddenly flare up, a smile appeared on his face.
“Scumbag, what are you laughing at?!” This was the first time the Soul Calming Beast had eaten chili, and it was the famous chili from Sichuan. It was so spicy that she didn’t know what to do.
Prime Master Tie Feng said, “This is the taste of chili. This thing isn’t poisonous.” With that, Prime Master Tie Feng put the remaining half of the chili into his mouth.
When the Soul Calming Beast saw that Prime Master Tie Feng had also eaten the red chili, her eyes immediately revealed confusion.
Was it really not poisonous?
The Soul Calming Beast returned to Prime Master Tie Feng’s side. She tilted her head and sized him up for a moment. Seeing that Prime Master Tie Feng himself also exhaled because of the spiciness, she finally understood that this thing called chili was extremely spicy.
After making a huge mistake, the Soul Calming Beast felt a little embarrassed.
She suddenly shook her head, and a huge and beautiful purple pearl fell out of her horn.
She pushed the bead to Prime Master Tie Feng’s feet with her hoof and apologized softly, “I’m sorry for misunderstanding you. Take this as my apology.”
Prime Master Tie Feng threw the fishbone into the pot and covered it. He lowered his head and picked up the pearl that was the size of his thumb. He recognized at a glance that this pearl was the rare Deep Sea Netherworld Pearl.
This thing had a calming effect.
Prime Master Tie Feng accepted the pearl. He stared at the horn on the Soul Calming Beast’s head and asked curiously, “Your horn is a storage space?”
The Soul Calming Beast nodded and told Prime Master Tie Feng, “All my precious things are inside.” After saying that, she shook her head again. Immediately, piles of pearls rolled out of her horn.
Prime Master Tie Feng stared at the pearls on the ground and asked her, “Do you like pearls very much?”
The Soul Calming Beast let out a foolish laugh. She looked at the pearls all over the ground and said with some yearning, “These pearls are treasures that I’ve been collecting since I was born. When I get married, I’ll turn them into my wedding dress.”
Prime Master Tie Feng looked at the Soul Calming Beast’s abnormally huge beast body and said, “Then you still have to continue collecting to make a wedding dress.” With her size, she would probably have to collect two carriages of pearls to make a wedding dress.
“Hehe.” The Soul Calming Beast put away the pearls and said, “Our clan is rather special. If we meet someone who truly loves us, we can transform into human form. These pearls are enough for me to make a wedding dress.”
Hearing this, Prime Master Tie Feng felt even more amazed. He said, “The appearance of your people is too fierce and terrifying. I’m afraid it’s very difficult to meet a human who truly loves you.”
Hearing this, the Soul Calming Beast was instantly discouraged. She laid on the ground and said sadly, “That’s right. Scumbags only like beautiful women. When they saw my appearance, they screamed in fear.”
Hearing this, Prime Master Tie Feng narrowed his eyes again.
Soon, the fish soup was done.
When the Soul Calming Beast smelled the aroma, she couldn’t wait to try it. “Are you done? Are you done?”
Prime Master Tie Feng opened the pot and took a sniff. He nodded and said, “Yes, it’s done.”
“I’ll try it.”
Prime Master Tie Feng opened his interspatial ring and wanted to find a bowl for the Soul Calming Beast, but he saw the Soul Calming Beast reach out her front hooves and pick up the hot iron pot.
“Be careful!” Prime Master Tie Feng’s reminder was too late.
The Soul Calming Beast quickly poured the boiling fish soup into her mouth and immediately cried out from the heat.
“Ouch!”
The Soul Calming Beast was scalded, but actually couldn’t bear to spit out the fish soup. She even endured the burning sensation and drank all the fish soup.
After drinking it, she roughly smashed the iron pot, got up, and entered the sea.
Prime Master Tie Feng stared at the iron pot that had been broken into two with an incomparably shocked expression.
This…
This fool!
The Soul Calming Beast only came out after soaking in the sea for half a night. She came to Prime Master Tie Feng’s side listlessly.
Prime Master Tie Feng said to her, “Open your mouth.”
The Soul Calming Beast hesitated for a moment before opening her mouth.
Prime Master Tie Feng stood up and walked in front of the Soul Calming Beast. He moved closer to examine the Soul Calming Beast’s mouth. There were already white blisters in her mouth.