The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Cyan Shirt walked in and greeted White Shirt.

The doctor said, “He won’t be fooled.”

Eccentric shrugged his shoulders. “How about we make a bet? If he takes a look, teach me how to make drugs. If he doesn’t, I’ll do anything you want me to?”

The doctor thought for a moment, then shook his head and said, “The formula for the drugs is my rice bowl. Besides, your temperament is not suitable for this.”

Eccentric didn’t mind. He pouted and went to the side to get a bucket of water.

The doctor asked, “What are you doing?”

Eccentric said, “Someone will want it later.”

The doctor looked confused.

White Shirt gave a weak snort before he turned still.

Cyan Shirt looked at the red and swollen skin of White Shirt before sighing. Then, just as he was about to leave, he subconsciously glanced at White Shirt’s buttocks. Out of curiosity, he moved closer…

In the end…

Pfft…

“Ah! Water!” Cyan Shirt cried out in pain.

Eccentric immediately carried the water bucket in. Following that, there were a series of furious roars, “Eccentric, this is boiling water!”

“Uh, I’m sorry, I was too anxious… I was just being kind. You know… I’ll be leaving first.” After Eccentric said that, he ran out and patted the doctor. “You have a new patient.”

The doctor had a miserable look on his face as he cursed. “You bastard, you brought me another mess again!”

After giving the child successfully, Fangzheng’s anger had mostly been vented. He thought that the other party might be busy for a while, so he kept his cell phone and strolled around.

As Fangzheng strolled around, he pondered over how to deal with Red Fiend. Red Fiend’s location was in the Golden Triangle area. It was a place that three governments couldn’t do a thing about. It was obviously impossible for Fangzheng to use the government’s power to deal with it.

Even when Fangzheng searched through everyone in his memories, no one could do anything to that place.

“Amitabha. From the looks of it, This Penniless Monk has to rely on himself.” With that said, Fangzheng felt a headache coming on.

Storm in with Red Boy in tow?

This was indeed a simple and crude method…

At that moment, the System suddenly rang.

“Ding! An active time mission, do you want to accept it?” asked the System.

Fangzheng was surprised. “What mission?”

The System said, “Cleaning out Golden Triangle’s Red Fiend organization. Mission requirement is to not harm the innocent. At the same time, capture all criminals. The lesser the number of casualties, the greater the merit gained. The capture of the mastermind will gain more merit. In addition, this mission requires you to complete it alone. If you bring other disciples, they will split the merit equally with you and you will not receive any additional rewards.

“Mission reward. Multiplier applied to merit received. You’ll randomly be rewarded an additional item.”

Fangzheng’s eyes lit up when he heard that. Regardless of the mission, he had to go to the Golden Triangle. It was a task that he could do in passing. The only difference was that he had to take on the mission himself.

But was this a problem? It was obviously not a problem!

With this in mind, Fangzheng smiled. “Yes! However, System Bro, is there any trigger for this active time mission?”

The System said, “No, it’s completely random. It’s like you stepping on dog shit when you go out. It all depends on luck.”

Fangzheng rolled his eyes and said, “Stepping on dog shit isn’t considered good luck, alright?”

The System said, “Anyway, that’s what it means. It’s fine as long as you understand. Since you have accepted the mission, you should do it as soon as possible. Remember, don’t get others to help after you take on the mission. You have to rely on yourself to get the highest reward.”

With that said, the System disappeared.

Fangzheng was taken aback when he heard that. He couldn’t get someone to help him after accepting the mission? Didn’t that mean that if he wanted to go to the Golden Triangle, he couldn’t get Red Boy to send him there? He had to run there alone?

Immediately, Fangzheng felt a headache. Was such a place really that easy to go?

“The Buddha Beads can’t be used anymore. I have to conserve them. From the looks of it, I have to rely on you this time. I hope you can be more reliable.” After Fangzheng said that, he silently circulated the useless Divine State that he hadn’t used in a long time as divine powers appeared in his mind. However, these divine powers were useless to Fangzheng. All he could do was continue changing them.

Moreover, he realized that the divine powers of the Divine State weren’t lofty like Length Contraction Spell. Instead, many names were very casual, so casual that they were practically just wordy descriptions.

For example, Mole Spell, Jumping Non-Stop, Great Growing Long Beards Spell, etc.

Gradually, Fangzheng began to understand what the Divine State was. In Buddhism, the Divine State was a complete hodgepodge. It was unlike other divine powers which had a fixed direction for growth.

A greater accomplishment of Divine State was more like a divine power that allowed whatever came to mind to be fulfilled. One was limited by their imagination.

But because of this, everything that he could do was considered a kind of divine power. For example, letting ant pee was considered a type of divine power, but how could such a divine power have a lofty name?

As a result, the name that the Divine State produced only made it clear what it meant. As for how elegant or lofty the name was, don’t count on it.

Just as Fangzheng was vexed, his cell phone vibrated. He picked it up and saw that it was a message from Eccentric. However, Fangzheng did not know that the other party was Eccentric. He still thought of him as White Shirt.

“Fangzheng, I’m White Shirt. Do you think I’m afraid of what you’ve done? Humph, just you wait. I’ll be coming for you!” said Eccentric arrogantly.

Fangzheng frowned and thought, Could this White Shirt be a monster? How could he have the strength to speak after delivering chili peppers?

Fangzheng was no ordinary person. He knew the limits of the human body. He controlled the spiciness and pain. No one could have the energy to provoke him so quickly.

However, since the other party had done so, there was only one conclusion. The other party was not White Shirt!

With this in mind, Fangzheng asked: “Who are you?”

Eccentric chuckled. “Me? I’m your nightmare. Don’t be disgruntled. Hit me if you can! Haha…”

Just as he said that, Fangzheng suddenly stopped the divine power lottery draw in his mind. Instead, he grinned: “Very well, as you wish!”

Eccentric was taken aback. “What do you mean?”

Fangzheng smiled. “It’s nothing. It’s that I drew a grand prize. It’s that simple.”

Eccentric curled his lips and said, “What bullsh*t grand prize. Are you really going to follow a telephone line to beat me?”

Fangzheng looked up and silently swept a glance at the divine power he had just randomly obtained. He saw a few words in his mind—Follow the Signal.

Follow the Signal: You can climb through any communication device…

Upon seeing this description, Fangzheng couldn’t help but mutter: “The System’s description has become mischievous again. Hehe.”

Therefore, Fangzheng silently activated his divine powers and saw a black hole appear in front of him. The black hole slowly expanded from the size of a fingernail to finally a tiny hole that allowed only one person to crawl through!

Fangzheng’s face instantly turned black. He suddenly felt that the System wasn’t being mischievous at all. It was an a**hole! The description of climbing was literal!