Chapter 1332 - The Monastery Does Not Accept Women
Chapter 1332: The Monastery Does Not Accept Women
As for the System?
It was an external object. No one was certain if he would still exist when Fangzheng had forgotten his true self.
Shaking his head, he threw these useless thoughts to the back of his mind.
At that moment, Squirrel ran in and asked, “Master, Master, we told the seller to send it to One Finger Monastery, but they didn’t believe us. What do we do?”
Fangzheng was surprised. “They don’t believe you?”
Squirrel said, “That’s right. They said that Abbot Fangzheng is a man of god. It’s impossible for him to buy their trashy food.”
Fangzheng laughed dryly. “This child is really honest. Why are you still buying when they tell you it’s trashy food?”
Squirrel said, “Good ones are too expensive. The money you gave isn’t enough.”
Fangzheng coughed dryly and stroked Squirrel’s head. “In the future, beat around the bush a little. Don’t be too direct. My heart isn’t too good.”
“Uh… Alright, how should we beat around the bush?” Squirrel asked adorably.
Fangzheng looked at the pair of eyes that were so pure that it made him want to slap him. He sighed and said, “Forget it. You can say whatever you want. Tell Jingxin that everyone’s limit is raised to a hundred. Not one cent more. All of you take it easy.”
Squirrel immediately cheered when he heard that.
Fangzheng thought for a moment before adding, “Don’t fill in One Finger Monastery’s address. Use Patron Wang’s address.”
“Alright!” Squirrel ran off happily.
“What? That stingy Master of ours actually gave us a hundred yuan each? That’s a huge sum!” Salted Fish exclaimed.
Red Boy said, “Compared to the monastery’s funds, it’s not much. But for us, it’s really a huge sum. I have to consider what to buy.”
Lone Wolf came over and said, “Let’s just buy things for ourselves, alright?”
Monkey said, “Based on Master’s behavior, if we really buy something for ourselves and don’t get him something…”
Salted Fish said, “He bears grudges…”
Squirrel said, “I can’t take Salted Fish’s bashing…”
Red Boy also trembled. “Then… Let’s buy something for him.”
Hence, the little guys gathered together and discussed for a long time.
In the end…
Squirrel got a quarter kilogram of Brazilian pine nuts.
Salted Fish got a salted fish model, prepared to hug it while sleeping.
Red Boy bought a beautiful little dudou.
Monkey bought half a kilogram of peaches.
Lone Wolf had taken a fancy to a fake bone… It was quite satisfying.
After buying it, the few animals began studying what they could buy for Fangzheng. After some thought, it seemed like Fangzheng did not lack anything…
“I know what Master lacks!” Squirrel suddenly raised his paw and shouted.
“What does he lack?” asked Red Boy.
Squirrel said, “Hair! Master’s head is bald. I think we can buy him a hat or wig.”
Red Boy rolled his eyes. “Forget it. The five of us combined together amount to about one to two hundred yuan. How can we buy a wig? Even if you can, it will be an inferior good. The idea of buying a hat is not bad.”
“I think it’s nice too.” Monkey nodded.
Hence, everyone agreed and began choosing the shops. Finally, they chose a fur hat. It was very simple and seemed pretty good…
“This color doesn’t seem right. Take a look. Is it blue?” asked Red Boy.
“It’s blue. No problem about that,” said Squirrel.
Monkey said, “Blue, are you colorblind? Can’t you tell?”
Red Boy said, “That’s good. I’ll have a chat with the boss. I heard from the netizens that one must bargain when buying.”
Therefore, Red Boy began trying to build ties. Finally, the boss assured him, “Don’t worry, Brother. Our goods are from overseas! They are definitely good stuff! How about this, buy a hat and I’ll give you a pair of glasses. How about that?”
Red Boy immediately agreed.
Fangzheng did not care what his disciples were buying. He entered the backyard.
The last time he stepped into the Dao, Fangzheng had carved all the armors in one go. What’s left for him was to create a special thread to connect the armor pieces together. Then, he would create a system inside.
To Fangzheng, these things were technical work. It wasn’t like pursuing artistic quality when carving the armor.
Fangzheng tore off all the abandoned engines before getting Red Boy to help him melt some metals to a certain extent. He would personally fuse them again and create all the materials he needed.
“Alright, there are some ingredients that can’t be produced. I can only choose the inferior ones or make do with it. However, it’s just for fun anyway. It doesn’t matter.” Fangzheng shook his head, but he was quite satisfied with his work.
After three consecutive days, Fangzheng finished one arm of the Frost Bamboo armor.
That’s right. Even someone as skilled as Fangzheng could only produce such a result. After all, there were many techniques in Fangzheng’s mind that required supplementary divine powers. As for those divine powers, Fangzheng did not learn them. He only knew the name and principles, so Red Boy was unable to help.
Of course, he could supplement the machinery without any divine powers. However, it would be even more troublesome to make these machines.
Furthermore, Fangzheng did not plan on setting up a factory. He was just killing time and satisfying his childhood regret. Therefore, he didn’t waste so much effort to act recklessly.
Furthermore, Fangzheng didn’t have much to do. He had plenty of time, so he didn’t mind slowing down…
Of course, the most important thing was that Fangzheng would only do work when he stepped into the Dao. Other times, he would be adjusting his state…
The items that were created in that state were not inferior to anyone’s when it came to the fine details!
This was what Fangzheng was most satisfied with…
One day, after Fangzheng finished eating, he heard someone shout outside. “Abbot Fangzheng, your delivery.”
Just as Fangzheng raised his head, he saw Squirrel run out with a whoosh. Soon, Lone Wolf, Monkey, and Red Boy came in. Only Salted Fish sat outside with a bitter look. He stood at his post and was being hit with money. However, he eventually sneaked in.
With a fake bone in his mouth, Lone Wolf threw it into his kennel and chuckled. “Even if I can’t eat real meat, I can get this bone to grind my teeth… Yes, to place such a huge bone at the door. Tsk tsk… how mighty.”
Red Boy took out the new dudou. Without any fear of the cold, he took off his clothes and wrapped it around himself.
Fangzheng looked at his tiny cock which remained smug in the wind. He was rather envious. Indeed, demons were great. The weather did not affect their parts.
Monkey carried a box and went to the kitchen. After a while, he came out empty-handed.
Salted Fish held a salted fish that was similar to him as he stood there and smiled. “Look, this is my wife! Isn’t she beautiful?”
Fangzheng said, “Are you sure that’s your wife? The monastery doesn’t accept women. Either it gets confiscated or it gets thrown away. Make your choice.”