The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

With that said, the man ran over and took an umbrella from the motorcycle’s storage compartment. Then, he took out a bottle of ice water from a foam box and sat in front of the car happily. “Do you know what professionalism means? This is professionalism!”

When Fangzheng saw this, he was rendered speechless.

Hua Yue was completely enraged. She poked her head out and said, “You’re not professional, you’re shameless!”

“Shut up!” The man bellowed as he grabbed a piece of soil and threw it over.

Hua Yue quickly retracted her head, looking angry and helpless.

Then, the man looked at Fangzheng happily as he drank the water. “How about that? Do you surrender?”

Fangzheng chuckled as he looked at him and silently activated A Golden Millet Dream!

Then, Fangzheng stood up and took the man’s water bottle before silently pouring the water…

Following that, Fangzheng flipped through the box in the man’s storage compartment. Fangzheng immediately frowned.

There was a machine in the box with the words “Jammer!”

Fangzheng could not help but sigh when he saw this. “He’s really… professional!”

With that said, Fangzheng looked at the man before looking at the signal jammer. Finally, he grinned and didn’t touch it. Instead, he silently took out the five bottles of ice water from the foam box and placed them in the trunk of Hua Yue’s car. Then, he took out the man’s batteries from the console and threw it far away.

Finally, Fangzheng raised the motorcycle and released the petrol in it…

After doing all of this, Fangzheng returned to his original spot and continued sitting cross-legged. He smiled at the man and said, “Patron, hold the umbrella and get ready for the wind.”

The man, who was originally gloating and having fun gaming, heard this and was about to say something when he felt a strong gust of wind. The umbrella above his head flew away… He could not catch it!

In the blink of an eye, it had disappeared!

The man shouted anxiously, “Aiyah, my umbrella!”

The man did not know that it was all a dream, and his umbrella had been taken away by the darn baldy. He had folded it and placed it in Hua Yue’s trunk.

The man did not know that, solely imagining that his umbrella had flown off…

He looked down and saw the water in the bottle gone, and the game console had gone black… He ran to his storage compartment to check, but the water was gone!

The man immediately felt like he had seen a ghost as he yelled, “That’s not right. Where’s my water? Where’s my backup battery? What’s happening?”

Fangzheng did not say a word as he silently watched the man roar the entire time.

Hua Yue saw that the man had stepped aside and hurriedly started the car.

Upon hearing the sound of the car’s engine, the man quickly ran back and leaned against the engine’s hood, shouting, “Aiyah! Why is it so hot? It’s hot… It’s hot… It hurts…”

The man quickly jumped off the engine and patted his chest repeatedly.

When Fangzheng saw this, he looked up at the sun above him, as well as the hood of the black sedan. He marveled, “You can cook eggs on that.”

The man patted his chest twice and immediately sat in front of the car. He shouted, “If you don’t pay today, don’t even dream of leaving!”

Hua Yue yelled angrily, “Do you have any conscience?”

The man said disapprovingly, “Conscience? Do you have a conscience? You didn’t even compensate me when you hit me?”

Hua Yue was instantly infuriated, but there was nothing she could do.

Fangzheng smiled. “Patron, don’t be angry. Since this patron wants to accompany us in sunbathing, let’s sunbathe… This Penniless Monk thinks it’s quite good to get some sun.”

The man sneered when he heard that. “Hey, monk, what do you mean? Are you trying to fight to the death?”

Fangzheng pressed his palms together and smiled. “Patron, This Penniless Monk is only accompanying you.”

The man said, “Alright… keep me company then! Let’s see who can last longer!”

The man’s mind raced as he went through his plans. The monk in front of him hadn’t drunk any water and was under the sun as well. Their conditions were about the same. Besides, he had drunk water previously, so he believed he could outlast the other party. Furthermore, he worked under the scorching sun all year round, so he believed that he had some ability to bask in the sun.

Hua Yue watched as the duo basked in the sun. She was rendered speechless as she took out a sun umbrella and said, “Master, do you want an umbrella?”

The man immediately turned anxious when he saw this. “Monk! Play fair. Don’t go back on your words?”

However, he saw the monk smile. “Who is competing with you? Thank you for your umbrella. By the way, do you have water?”

“Don’t go too far!” The man turned anxious. He thought that he had prepared everything and would definitely win. But now…

When he saw Hua Yue hand Fangzheng a bottle of water, he suddenly felt that he was about to fail…

At that moment, Fangzheng said, “Patron, bring another bottle.”

As he spoke, Fangzheng shot a glance at the man. The man’s heart palpitated as he thought to himself, “Could this monk be soft-hearted enough to share one bottle with me? With water, who’s afraid of whom? This silly monk, haha…”

With this in mind, the man subconsciously said, “Even if you give me water, I won’t give way! If you don’t pay today, no one can leave!”

Fangzheng took the water from Hua Yue and looked at the man as though he was a retard. “Patron, you are overthinking things. This Penniless Monk wants another bottle of water, not for you. It’s because This Penniless Monk feels that it’s too hot. This Penniless Monk wants to wash my face to cool down.”

The man was instantly dumbfounded…

Then, Fangzheng opened the bottle of water. He tilted his head and gulped down half of the bottle!

Seeing the water flowing from the bottle, the man couldn’t help but swallow…

When he saw Fangzheng pour the water on his head and wash his face, the man could not help but curse. “It’s a waste! Give it to me if you aren’t drinking it!”

When Fangzheng heard that, he looked up and said, “Patron, how This Penniless Monk uses the water is This Penniless Monk’s business. Aren’t you trying to see who can outlast the other under this sun? Show me what you’ve got. The match has just begun. Don’t be anxious. Take it slowly…”

The man looked at Fangzheng’s scoundrelly manner and looked at the umbrella over Fangzheng’s head. He realized that he had met someone even more shameless…

At that moment, Hua Yue came out again. She held a small electric fan in her hand and said, “Master, I have a small fan here. Have some wind. Later, I’ll find a moisturizer and let the fan blow some water at you. It will be more comfortable.”

Then, Hua Yue really found a charger and moisturizer. She placed it in front of the fan and then took out some grapes and two apples for Fangzheng.

Fangzheng sat there, eating grapes and drinking water. He enjoyed the breeze and the shade as he looked at the man in enjoyment.

The man looked at him for a long time before scolding angrily, “You came out with these things? You… Are you moving house?”

Hua Yue smiled and said, “Not at all, but I happened to buy things for my relatives. I have to bring some fruits when visiting, right…”

Kacha!

Fangzheng bit down on a huge piece of apple and the apple juice flowed down the corner of his mouth…