Chapter 118: Honeymoon
Chapter 118: Honeymoon
The queue advanced as slow as a snail. It took half a day before Xu Miao and everyone could get their turn.
Like before, the group was stopped by the checkpoint’s gate guards. But this time, every soldier’s strength here was 4th-stage. If things went south, it would be the end of their journey.
“Identification?” The gate captain looked at the old man, who was sitting on a wooden palanquin.
Jia Shan smiled at the guard, “Jia Gong.”
“Where are you from?”
“Yeet City.”
“Isn’t it from the far north? What are you doing here?”
“I escorted my grandchild to take part in the Mountain Goose Sect’s annual examination. Well, he died,” Jia Shan’s eyes saddened as he sighed.
The gate guard’s expression got softer, “The path of cultivation is harsh. At least he found peace before he gets to know the cruel world.”
“Thank you, sir.”
“Well, why are you passing through here? Isn’t crossing the river through the Rooster Port or the Goose Bridge a faster route?”
Yeet City was directly north of Sky Duck City. Therefore, the direct route should be the path that Yao Lan and others took to the Sky Duck City. However, the group was taking a long detour, which aroused the captain’s suspicion.
“I have other businesses in the capital. My son is an elder of Xuan Medical Palace, and he has asked me to buy some ingredients from Red Sun City.”
“Oh?” The captain raised his eyebrows, “What’s your son’s name?”
“Jia Wenhe.”
*Cough* *Cough*
Behind Jia Shan, Xu Miao was choking and coughing after he heard the name. His face and lips were pale.
“Your slave doesn’t look healthy,” The captain glanced at Xu Miao.
“He has been carrying the palanquin from the start of the journey. He’s quite exhausted.”
“Yeah, you should take care of that slave. What about that girl?”
The gate guard pointed at a restrained teenager girl, who was being carried on Jiang Lan’s shoulder.
Jia Shan coughed, “That is a debt slave. We bought her from Mountain Goose City.”
“… I see,” The guard sneered and snickered, “You have a good taste. Well, you’re cleared. Don’t cause trouble, okay?”
“…”
The gate captain allowed Jia Shan, Xu Miao, and everyone to pass. Then, he summoned the next queue.
The group didn’t know if the security was lax or Jia Shan’s excuse was effective. They heaved a sigh of relief after they got through the checkpoint.
When no one was looking, Wei Yuan paid the palanquin carriers, who were the local people in this area. When these people accepted the gold coins, they jumped in joy.
“Thank you, miss!”
“Thank you!”
The hired men celebrated and ran toward their original caravans where they came together.
While Wei Yuan was dealing with the men, Jia Shan scolded Xu Miao, “Why the hell did you cough like that? You almost blew our cover!”
Xu Miao still had an awkward smile, “Are you really the father of Jia Wenhe?”
“No. He’s my brother.”
“And Jia Gong? Is that an alias or your real name?”
“That’s my father’s name.”
“…”
“What’s your problem? Why are you making that face?”
Xu Miao’s face was as pale as a ghost. He mustered his courage and asked for confirmation, “Is there someone with the names, Cao Cao, Sun Jian, Liu Bei, Yuan Shao, or something similar in this continent?”
“I don’t know who you’re talking about.”
“… Okay.”
Xu Miao’s complexion got better, but his worries were written on his face. As the guy never spoke what was on his mind, nobody could understand him.
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The group traveled northwest instead of heading toward the Red Sun City. Per Jia Shan’s instruction, they avoided crowded places as they had too many young women in the group.
They reached Red Sun Port, which was similar to the Rooster Port City. However, the port guards didn’t bother checking their identities or questioning about the tied girl. Xu Miao and everyone could enter without obstruction.
In the port city, it had the same city layout as the Rooster Port. Jia Shan stopped at the outer district, “Let’s book an inn, so we can use it as a gathering point. It’s too crowded in here, and we might get separated.”
As the oldest person, Jia Shan guided the group into the port city. They picked a five-story inn, which was not too luxurious or too poor. Everyone went to the register counter.
“I’d like to book five rooms,” Jia Shan wanted to give four rooms to the girls and save one room for him and Xu Miao.
The receptionist bowed and apologized, “I’m sorry, sir. Currently, the rooms are all booked. We only have VIP suites and some spaces in the public hall.
A public hall was a public open space, where over a hundred people rested in the same area. There was no bed, restrooms, or privacy. Most people who chose to rest here were either penniless or hoodlums.
Thus, crimes often took place there. Any innocent young woman would have been ravished if she stayed in that hall to save money. As for men, they had to be strong enough to fend for themselves, or they would be killed in their sleep.
Jia Shan didn’t want to let the girls stay in one of those risky places, “What’s the rate and price for the suite?”
The receptionist beamed with a bright smile, “A hundred raw spirit stones a night. How many rooms would you like to book?”
Jia Shan frowned. He was about to say [One] to save their cash, but Xu Miao interrupted him.
“Four rooms, please.”
Jia Shan turned to Xu Miao, “That’s too much. A suite is large enough for everyone. Why four?”
“Two for the girls, one for me and Wei Yuan, and one for you.”
The old man opened his mouth and was about to refuse. But when he noticed the tinge of anxiety and mental exhaustion in the girls’ eyes, he gave in.
“Four suites for two nights, please. Xu Miao, pay the bill.”
Xu Miao gave the receptionist a brand new refined spirit stone. She returned him with 200 raw spirit stones on a large plate.
“Here’s the keys. Your rooms are on the top floor. Please enjoy your stay!”
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The group gathered on the top floor lobby after they sorted their rooms and luggage. As usual, they sedated the cannibal girl and tied her, so she wouldn’t cause trouble.
Jia Shan told them to stay in the hotel for the time being. He took a small sack with a few hundred spirit stones with him, and he went out to scout the port city.
It was 5PM. The slave girls, Jiang Lan, and Kang Yan were too exhausted to do anything productive, except Wei Yuan and Xu Miao.
Wei Yuan dragged Xu Miao into their room. As soon as they were alone, she kissed him.
“Woah!” Xu Miao pushed Wei Yuan away, “We haven’t brushed our teeth for days. Can’t we take a bath first?”
“Coming from a shitty guy that comes out from a shit-hole, that’s rich.”
“Hey, I did it for you and the baby. I didn’t break our promise, didn’t I?”
“True,” Wei Yuan smiled. Butterflies were flying in her chest, happy that she had picked the right husband, “Let’s do it in the bath.”
“Oh, that’s kinky.”
As Xu Miao had been saving up for over a week, he was at his limit, too.
From 5PM to 11PM, Xu Miao and Wei Yuan let loose and enjoyed each other’s warmth. The bathroom, bedroom, lobby, wallpapers, the balcony, and the ceiling was dirty as this wild couple celebrated their first honeymoon.
After the deed, it was the other slaves’ turns. Missing their bodies, Xu Miao summoned them to his ITS and spent 80 hours filling their stomachs with his seeds.
In the morning, Jia Shan returned and regrouped with everyone in the lobby. When he noticed the glossy skin of the girls, the old man gave Xu Miao an odd look.
“Having fun, I see.”
Xu Miao shrugged, “I’m a dual-cultivator. I need them to get stronger.”
Jia Shan examined Xu Miao’s strength again. Surprisingly, his strength was still Bone Refining level 3, but his Qi and Essence got a lot denser than yesterday.
“It’s good that you never neglect your cultivation base, but don’t forget to practice sword arts. I can tell from our last spar that you know some moves, but your body can’t properly adjust to the techniques. You should spend more time refining your physical body some more.”
The old man didn’t mind that Xu Miao practiced a taboo cultivation technique since the yin slaves looked happy. However, he was concerned about Xu Miao’s combat foundation in the long run.
“Had you allowed me to kill Xie Tian in the examination, my foundation would have been more solid,” Xu Miao muttered to himself, but Jia Shan couldn’t hear it.
“What did you say?”
Xu Miao changed the topic, “I was asking what you did yesterday. I see that you’ve come back empty-handed.”
Jia Shan smacked Xu Miao’s head, “You ingrates! I went out to the port and bought you the ferry tickets. The ship will arrive tomorrow morning!”
“Oh! That means we have one more day for shopping!”
Xu Miao was about to go out, but Jia Shan stopped him, “You’re not going anywhere. If a short-haired man like you go out, you’ll get bullied to oblivion. Jiang Lan, Kang Yan, you’re coming with me. We’ll restock some supplies and put them in your spatial ring. As for the rest of you, stay here with your master.”
Jia Shan went out again after he extorted 20 refined stones from Xu Miao as their shopping budget.
Now, Xu Miao, Wei Yuan, and ten yin slaves were left in the hotel with nothing to do… or not.
“Welp, since we’re free. We know what to do.”
Wei Yuan and the slaves giggled. They undressed while they were in the lobby without caring if any CCTV camera would capture their nude footage.
Xu Miao dragged the group into one of the slave rooms. For hours, they messed the room with their fluid, and their moaning noise was audible throughout the hotel. Even guests on the first floor could hear it.
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In the afternoon, the horny group switched room to the other room to continue their activities.
Hotel maids were patrolling the floors, cleaning used rooms as their routine duties. When they saw the paper sign, [Please Clean This Room], they knocked on the door to check if someone was inside.
When nobody answered their calls, the maids used their master key to unlock, so they could enter the room to do their job.
Upon getting inside, they almost screamed.
White juices flooded the room as if someone sprayed sticky, stinky semen with a hose. The scene of wet bedsheets, soaked curtains, gooey carpets, dripping white slime from the ceiling, and murky walls did not belong to a cultivation world.
“Ahn! Ah!”
While the maids were shocked by the sight, the sultry noise from a room nearby told them what had happened here.
“It must be them. How the fuck did they wet the ceiling!? Did he ejaculate outside and it shot that high!?”
“Ah, rich kids these days. They rent several rooms in an inn to fuck all day. What a bunch of degenerates.”
The maids shook their heads and started cleaning while covering their noses.
An hour later, the room was sparkling clean. These maids had to spend their precious Qi to collect and dispose of all bodily fluid before they could clean and replace bedsheets, wallpapers, curtains, and the entire bunk bed.
Although they were annoyed by the non-stop moaning voice, the maids wiped their sweat with a bright smile.
“Done!”
“Let’s get to the next room. We’re behind the schedule.”
“Yeah, let’s go.”
The group of maids went to another room nearby. It had the same sign, [Please Clean This Room].
Without thinking, they repeated the same procedure – Knocking on the door first, then entering the room with their master key.
Unfortunately, they entered the room, where Wei Yuan and Xu Miao had used last night.
“FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!”
The maids lost it. They screamed in anger.