Chapter 315: Volume 2 Epilogue
Chapter 315: Volume 2 Epilogue
“Master, couldn’t you show me a bit of the book?”
“No. Don’t bother reading my thoughts either. This technique is too dangerous for you.”
“Why?”
“Haven’t many dao gods been observing you recently? They are probably waiting for you to either read or master the dao of space-and-time, and then, they will instantly learn it through you! It’s safer if you gain a bit of strength before you touch a dangerous technique, so those cunning dao gods can’t simply send their goons to steal the technique book or your soul. Samsara God might have forbidden people from devouring souls, but many lunatics still do it. Never trust any god, Miaomiao.”
“…”
Today as well, Miaomiao had failed to convince Lu Fengxian to share the content in the book. He even tried to snoop his master’s mind, but the ex-immortal blocked his access to the memory.
“You have already learned the Qi Conversion technique from me. For now, go and form all basic element crystals in your dantian! Talk to me again when you’ve forged your soul physique.”
“But isn’t that the 8th-stage?”
“That’s right! You’re not ready for time-and-space techniques. Take your time solidifying your foundation and expand your dantian capacity. I want to see a trillion liters of essence per sea and at least seven basic elements crystals! That’s your homework!”
“EEEEHHHHH!?”
Miaomiao wept and sulked as the task was too boring and tedious. As he didn’t have other methods for increasing his dantian capacity other than building system items, dual-cultivating, or completing quests, being told to increasing his dantian size was akin to asking him to “Go fuck your wives until you drop!”
‘One sexual intercourse increased his dantian by a few liters. How many times do I have to baby-make until I can reach the goal? Won’t my kidney be destroyed first?’
Despite having internal conflict and complaints, Miaomiao’s member was as energetic as ever. His pitched tent pointed at Lu Fengxian’s face as if it was scolding the master.
Lu Fengxian frowned and peered at his apostle, “Get lost before I castrate you. Go dual-cultivate if you have the time to bother me.”
“…”
Disappointed, Miaomiao returned to the concubine mansion, where his wives and Wei Yuan lived.
When Miaomiao returned home, all his wives were present.
Wei Yuan
Jiang Lan
Kang Yan
Ju Chen
Ma Xingjuan
Ju Shoufen
Pan Xiaofan
Fang Meirong
Lai Wen
Kong Xifeng
Fan Xiu
He Mingzhu
Shen Niu
Liu Guang
Tang Ting
Sun Yun
Miaomiao always counted them whenever they gathered in the lobby. For him, they were his achievement trophies and happiness.
Still, his face hardened when he spotted a new member.
This graceful girl with paled skin was on par with the succubi’s natural beauty. Her waterfall silky smooth hair, thick fishtail, round butt, and pitch-black eyes were unique, giving the charm of an otherworldly beauty. However, the gills behind her pointy ears, webbed hands, fish scales on her arms, and her fishy odor ruined her image.
“Why are you here, little thief? Also, when was the last time that you took a bath?”
Chang’e, aka the Xuan City’s top girl, was in the mansion.
The mermaids, who had sneaked into the city, had already been found when everyone was away. With the help of Zhao Bao and the beast tribes, Jia Wenhe finally arrested and imprisoned them.
When the party returned the Siren City, Ma Ping and Jia Shan released them with a condition.
“As the current chief of the mermaid tribe, I’m here to offer myself as a sacrifice to the great demon lord! Also, I’m in mating season. I need to fertilize my eggs! Also, don’t ever ask a mermaid when she took a bath! We live in water!”
“Yes. You live in DISGUSTING FISHY ROTTON SEWER WATER! And… Who’s the demon lord!?”
Miaomiao’s fingers slashed the mermaid’s clothes, displaying the Stripper Swordsmanship technique. Water came out of Miaomiao’s hands and formed a water bubble around the mermaid girl.
The water balloon floated in the lobby while the mermaid girl got stuck in the bubble, struggling to get out.
“Lemme go!”
Miaomiao tossed a new soap into the water balloon, “Wipe yourself with the soap until there is no soap left! If you can’t even take care of your own hygiene, I’ll kick you out of the city along with your tribesmen!”
“Tribeswomen! We’re all women, mind you!”
“Whatever. Yuan’er, can you keep watch on this stinky fish?”
Miaomiao hadn’t accepted this fish girl as a member of his family yet. After all, he disliked having sex with smelly women with smelly cheese in her cavities.
He sat on the new leather sofa with a cotton cushion, leaned back, and sighed, resting his body and his mind.
Before Miaomiao could take a nap, Mao Dandan, the sister of Mao Xueyan, sat on his lap and hugged him.
“Sir Demon Lord, I’m also in season. Can you mate me?”
“… I’ve been away for less than a week, where is this demon lord nickname coming from?”
“Give me babies, and I’ll tell you.”
“…”
All Miaomiao’s wives stood up and surrounded him, “Do us, too! You haven’t summoned us for a week already!”
Behind the wives, Zhao Yun had been fidgeting behind a corner, looking at the gang from afar. Her thighs were also wet, but she couldn’t muster her courage to reveal her desire.
The happy family began stripping and initiated the orgy fest while the little girl couldn’t join in.
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Inside a small room, a certain white cat had been rubbing her butt against the wooden floor. She sometimes bent down to lick her private parts as she couldn’t resist her urge.
Mao Xueyan was also in season, but she refused to mate with Miaomiao. She shut herself in her room, isolating herself from the world, waiting for the torturous period to pass.
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Many beast women found their mates during the month, and lucky guys managed to get a wife. All Ma Moxi’s soldiers-in-training got a demi-human wife each.
Tang Fan got a werewolf wife while Pao Luo got a Persian werecat with fury butt, who was the daughter of his contracted mentor. Even General Hua Xiong, who followed Lu Fengxian to Siren City, got a cute loli mermaid as a wife.
However, the orc monks refused to join the sexy event as most of them had already cut them off, dedicating their lives to the Buddha’s way of teaching.
Their colleagues, the disciples of Huangjin Monastery, also couldn’t stay inside the city due to their discipline and the rules of the Monastery. They traveled north and restored the destroyed orc camp, creating another subsidiary city as their temporary monastery.
For a month, sultry noise, sexy moan, and the smell of sex lingered in the air. Jia Shan, Jia Wenhe, Ma Ping, Ma Shoucheng, Pang Lingming, Zhao Bao, and Lu Fengxian camped outside of the city during this period to avoid the annoying sound.
As for the prisoners, Ma Ping allowed Luo Cheng to escort his daughter and the other three succubi to leave with a condition. The former entrusted them to carry a message to Xu Lanying, telling her that they wished to form an alliance with them.
The dwarf and the four succubi left Xu Xiuying behind and journeyed back to Mountain Goose City. They didn’t bid Miaomiao farewell since the latter was too busy dual-cultivating.
After Luo Cheng had left, Siren City’s citizens enjoyed their slow life. None of them was worried about worldly matters, except for a certain quest taker.
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Ding
[Anonymous Devil has offered you two quests.]
[Sun Crow has offered you a quest.]
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Anonymous Devil’s Request: Hunt a Reincarnated Protagonist
Target Information
Name: Ling Tianlong
Role: Protagonist
Alignment: Lawful Good
Story Type: Reincarnated Immortal
Traits: Righteous, Decisive, Calm, and Perfectionist
Sponsor: None
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Cheat Factors
Immortal Experience
Life Experience
Gifted in Sword Dao
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Difficulty: Level 10
Overall Strength
Level 10 Foundation
Level 10 Growth Speed
Level 5 Plot Armor
Level 7 Luck
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Character Description
At Mount Hua, southwest of Red Sun City, an ex-immortal was reincarnated there 15 years ago. Currently, he is the legacy disciple of Mount Hua Sword Sect’s 3rd elder, and he has been making a name of himself as a rising star of the younger generation.
Nothing is wrong with this protagonist. However, his excessive pro-human ideal and zealous righteousness will sooner or later collide with your goal. Before Ling Tianlong starts hunting you, you should start hunting him first!
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Analysis
Ling Tianlong is one of the perfect protagonists, who never makes a mistake in his decision throughout his storyline. In short, he’s Gary Stu.
This protagonist has been living in this world for 15 years and has been cultivating since birth. With his experience as an ex-immortal, his foundation is even stronger than yours! His Life Essence volume, physique, bone marrow, element comprehension, Sword Dao, and 108 meridians have been refined to the point that he is rumored to have possessed a perfect foundation, envied by all.
His plot armor power is simple, yet invincible. So far, as Ling Tianlong always made a perfect judgment regardless of the situation, no villain could kill him. At best, they could force Ling Tianlong to flee, but could not stop him.
Ling Tianlong’s Luck is also on his side most of the time. His Heavenly Fate Core and the Luck Energy have already been refined, and they can assist this protagonist in dire situations. Some could say that the universe’s law bends for Ling Tianlong to become successful.
Fortunately, Ling Tianlong lacks cultivation resources as he hasn’t destroyed any significant villain organization yet. Without elemental crystals, essence cores, and cultivation pills, his cultivation base has been staying at the pinnacle of the 4th-stage. If you have the advantage of cultivation resources, you may have a slim chance to surpass this protagonist’s strength by a tiny margin.
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Complete Condition: Fulfill one of these criteria
1. Kill Ling Tianlong
2. Obtain Ling Tianlong’s Heavenly Fate Core
Quest Rewards
1. A Piece of Time-and-Space Mural
2. One Free City Building
3. One Free Isolation Training Space Building
4. Five 1st-grade Soul Stones.
Note: There is no failure condition or penalty due to Macho Joshua’s Restrictions.
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Anonymous Devil’s Request: Hunt a Local Villain
Target Information
Name: Liu Xuande
Role: Villain
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Story Type: Two-Face Saint
Traits: Righteous, Ambitious, Selfish, Cunning, Pretender, Charismatic
Sponsor: Emperor Gaozu of Han
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Cheat Factors
Protected by Talented Subordinates
Brainwash and Hypnosis Techniques
Secret Service Organizations
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Difficulty: Level 10
Overall Strength
Level 5 Foundation
Level 3 Growth Speed
Level 10 Plot Armor
Level 10 Luck
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Character Description
This young master of the Holy Liu Clan originates from the Holy Land. Under the order of the Great Zhang-Liu-Guan Alliance, he is tasked to inspect the chaotic events in Aves Continent.
With the backing of the three Holy Land’s Great Clans, Liu Xuande has been planning to establish a name in this rural continent, hoping to devour it for himself when no one has been looking. However, he still lacks experience in politics and management and still requires his subordinates’ support.
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Analysis
Liu Xuande, as a cultivator, is not a threat to anyone due to his weak foundation and constitution. As a nascent soul cultivator, he is on the weak side.
However, Liu Xuande’s true strength comes from two of his sworn brothers, who are from the Guan Clan and the Zhang Clan respectively. These two cultivators have already severed their ill karma, attaining the unique saint physique. Unless their opponent has a soul weapon, no one can leave a scratch on their skin!
Furthermore, Liu Xuande’s gullible and laid-back nature keeps him off the radar of many overlords, allowing him to execute his schemes and draw many powerful experts to his sides in secret. Several secret service organizations have already been established and have been working under him, such as the Poison Pavilion!
Even his luck is nothing to be scoffed at as his Heavenly Fate Core has been bestowed by the Liu Clan’s Dao God, Emperor Gaozu of Han, blessing him with cockroach-like survivability and great luck. Unless Liu Xuande’s luck energy is depleted, you will never catch or kill him.
Plot-Armor wise, Liu Xuande is similar to Liu Bian – They heavily rely on their subordinates. Without the protection of their underlings, they are nothing.
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Complete Condition: Fulfill one of these criteria
1. Kill Liu Xuande
2. Obtain Liu Xuande’s Heavenly Fate Core
Quest Rewards
1. A Piece of Time-and-Space Mural
2. One Free City Building
3. One Free Isolation Training Space Building
4. Five 1st-grade Soul Stones.
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Once again, the devil gave Miaomiao protagonist hunting quests. But this time, the quests were optional as he could either accept or decline them.
“Oh, dear… Why should I bother hunting them? Aren’t they too strong for me? Heck, level 10 difficulty!?”
Ding
[Anonymous Devil encourages you to accept both quests.]
[Sun Crow also asks you to check his quest offer, but he also encourages you to accept all of them.]
[Kunwu is worried about Ling Tianlong’s quest.]
[Tilted Hongjun is concerned due to the high difficulty.]
[OG-Buddha doesn’t like Liu Xuande. He urges you to eliminate this greedy young master ASAP.]
“…”
The live-streaming audience seemed restless. However, Miaomiao was busy dual-cultivating to reinforce his foundation and increase his Life Essence volume. He also wanted to dictate his life by his own will, not being manipulated by unknown entities from a higher dimension.
“Maybe later. I’m not in a hurry.”
Miaomiao closed the system screens and focused on the task at hand, baby-making. He needed to populate this city with his children!