Chapter 496: The Remnant of the Ancient Incident
Chapter 496: The Remnant of the Ancient Incident
While Kang Yan was fighting, Miaomiao returned to his seat and meditated in the VIP room, falling asleep in secret. Uriel and Azazel stood behind Miaomiao, watching over him.
After the fight, many clan lords and DaoTube fans wanted to talk to him, but Uriel warded them off. He gave them a simple excuse.
“Junior Mao needs to adjust his conditions after the fight. Please excuse us.”
Just like that, Miaomiao got some time to recuperate.
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= Isolation Training Space =
After Miaomiao got back here, he immediately checked his Soul Dantian, which contained all the chaotic energy and soul Qi that he couldn’t use.
As usual, the Soul Dantian was filled to the brim, and the sea of Qi was raging.
Seeing that his soul dantian’s condition, Miaomiao was relieved. He returned to the system dantian.
After Miaomiao had constructed the first Dao Pillar, the dantian capacity expanded by 100%. He could store double the amount of Life Essence.
Still, the issues about the Soul Qi and Elemental Essence remained.
Fortunately, Xu Chu was there. She absorbed Liu Yan’s Soul Qi and excess energy and stabilized the Isolation Training Space for him. Moreover, the dryad warriors benefited from the Soul Qi that Miaomiao had stolen.
Some of them got stronger. Instead of possessing one Dao Pillar, each dryad warrior managed to construct the second Dao Pillar inside their bodies.
Miaomiao stared at the naked dryads with a deep frown. In front of these dryads, small blue panels followed them and displayed their statuses.
Miaomiao leaned closer to one of the dryads to see their status menu.
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Name: Warrior#1045
Race: Dryad
Job: Elite Warrior
Level: 145
= Attributes =
Strength: 81
Agility: 94
Dexterity: 90
Vitality: 72
Intelligence: 75
Spirit: 152
Inner Qi: 160
= Element Mastery =
Chloro Level 10
Earth Level 7
Water Level 7
= DAOs =
Dao of Nature
Dao of Pangu Online System
= Skills =
Earth Spikes
Boulder Rain
Entrench
Rain of Recovery
Self-Resurrection
…
Miaomiao’s expression turned into a pokerface meme. This status menu looked similar to one of those VRMMORPG novels or popular novels with level systems. Instead of showing the details about her cultivation base, it showed her level, attributes, and skill list.
The most interesting part was the dryad’s Dao.
Miaomiao understood how they obtained the Dao of Nature as they were evolved tree spirits. They should have at least comprehended something in that field.
However, the Dao of Pangu Online System didn’t belong here. Miaomiao was curious how the dryad got this Dao.
While Miaomiao was inspecting the elite warrior dryad’s system panel, he fondled her firm melon breasts to stop her movements.
The dryad stopped moving and allowed Miaomiao to do whatever he wanted with her. Her thighs trembled, anticipating the action.
Yet, Miaomiao let her go. He didn’t feel like doing a dryad at the moment.
The dryad pouted and stomped away in a bad mood.
Miaomiao approached other dryads to read their status menus. He also fondled their breasts to rekindle his motivation. As a result, many dryad warriors were left hanging.
After inspecting a hundred dryad warriors in his space, he found a woman that stood out from the rest. He repeated what he had done to others and read her status.
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Name: Eurobeat
Race: High Dryad
Job: Dryad Hero
Level: 1
= Attributes =
Strength: 100
Agility: 100
Dexterity: 100
Vitality: 100
Intelligence: 100
Spirit: 100
Inner Qi: 100
= Element Mastery =
Chloro Level 10
Terra Level 10
Hydro Level 10
= DAOs =
Dao of Mother Nature
Dao of Life
Dao of Pangu Online System
= Skills =
Terraformation
Water of Life
Earth Enrichment
Growth Acceleration
Abundant Harvest
Voice of Mother Earth
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“HOLY COW!”
The dryad hero, “Eurobeat”, turned around and gave Miaomiao a disapproved look.
“I’m a dryad hero, not a cow, master.”
Eurobeat was an attractive adult woman with abundant assets. Her three sizes were comparable to Hopea and other MILFs that he knew, such as Pan Xingjuan and other succubus moms.
But that was not Miaomiao’s main concern. Eurobeat’s existence astonished him.
“I don’t remember naming you. Where did you get that name? When were you born? How did you become a dryad hero?”
Eurobeat turned to a seductress at a distance. Miaomiao also followed her sight.
Diaochan was in her celestial robe, teaching the loli worker dryads how to dance. The little girls laughed and mimicked her movements.
Even Meowmeow, who had been transported here because of the pact, was enjoying the weird dance. He purred and played with the little girls like a normal kitten.
The sight was too enchanting and heartwarming. Diaochan’s beauty was already devastating. By wearing a goddess-like costume in this peaceful environment, she turned into a real goddess of this place.
Gazing at Diaochan’s innocent smile, Miaomiao’s heart palpitated. He had to slap his face several times to snap back to his senses.
This ex-protagonist was extremely dangerous! No wonder Lu Bu fell for her charm!
Eurobeat pointed at Diaochan, “She is my mother. She is the one who planted my seed and raised me with her Blood and Life Essence. When I gain my conscience, she gave me the name.”
“…”
Miaomiao gulped.
In short, Eurobeat was akin to Diaochan’s daughter. But if Miaomiao remembered correctly, he hadn’t done anything to Diaochan yet.
Their relationship was awkward.
While Miaomiao was still stunned by the existence of Eurobeat and Diaochan’s deed, Xu Chu came to him.
Xu Chu’s mood was brighter than before. She seemed to be well-fed and intoxicated – Her face was bright red, and sticky fluid kept dripping from her lower mouth.
It was obvious what she wanted with him.
“Miaomiao. I’ve absorbed so much Soul Qi from you that I’m kinda… excited. I need to release some stream.”
Simply put, she was thirsty.
This was the downside of using Xu Chu to get rid of excess energy that could rupture his two dantians. Miaomiao had to pay the price by satisfying her.
“Alright. But let’s keep it short. I’m currently meditating in a public room, so other people might attack me when I’m asleep.”
“One day over there is equal to two years over here. What’s the rush?”
“I can’t sleep for too long. Those pesky immortals in the hall will get suspicious.”
“Let’s speed then. Summon all your clones. I want a gangbang.”
“…”
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Two years later in the space
Even though Miaomiao’s vitality was second to none in the mortal world, the invigorated Xu Chu’s stamina was infinite. A hundred of Miaomiao’s clones including himself was drained dry after the marathon gangbang.
He collapsed on the ground in exhaustion. His shadow clones were also destroyed by the ultimate snu-snu and the pleasure.
On the other hand, Xu Chu was still in her top shape. After absorbing Liu Yan’s Soul Qi through Miaomiao, she regained so much strength that she was confident that no immortal could bully her now.
Meanwhile, Eurobeat and Diaochan observed them close by. The dryad hero was indifferent toward them, but Diaochan was grinning from ear to ear.
“Senior Xu, can I get the taste of his dick?”
Xu Chu shook her head, “No. He’s broken at the moment. We wrestled for each other’s luck and Qi, and he managed to absorb some of my Dao Energy while I got a bit of his excess luck energy. Once the energy in this place thin down a bit, you can try your luck with him.”
“Ugh, he never touches me even though he kept staring at me,” Diaochan pouted and turned to Eurobeat. “Do you want to try it, too?”
Eurobeat shook her head, “No. I have a feeling that I will turn into something similar to my naughty sisters at the spa house. They do nothing other than have sex with random wooden dolls in there. They should have concentrated on their duties and the other tasks here.”
“You’re boring.”
“…”
…
Miaomiao regained his stamina a few minutes later.
Fortunately, Xu Chu had her fill. She stopped pestering him for more semen.
Without a hindrance, Miaomiao turned to Diaochan.
“Have you been taking care of my farms lately?”
Diaochan puffed her chest, “Yes!”
“Did you tamper anything with my dryads?”
“Yesn’t!”
“… I take that as a no. Well, do you know anything about their Dao and their system menus?”
“Oh, that?” The topic was interesting. Xu Chu asserted into the conversation, “As soon as you absorb a massive amount of Soul Qi in here a few years ago, a broken soul stone entered this place. I still have it right here.”
Xu Chu showed Miaomiao a finger-sized crystal with three bronze rings rotating around it.
The thing looked like a toy or something that belonged in a geek’s lab. Miaomiao didn’t know why it had the rings around it.
“Is that… the broken soul of Pangu Online’s Player?”
Miaomiao repeated what Dion had informed him when he first got his hands on the artifact.
“Wow, I don’t even know its name.”
“… I just randomly come up with it. Well, do you know anything about it? What can it do?”
Diaochan giggled as she took the crystal from Xu Chu’s hand and brought it to a farm. Then, she buried it.
“Eurobeat, could you please?”
The dryad hero rolled her eyes, “Again? Sure.”
Miaomiao tilted his head. He was still curious why Diaochan named this dryad as “Eurobeat”.
But as soon as Eurobeat summoned her Dao Avatar, he understood why. Shadow silhouettes of rockers with their music instruments appeared. The sounds and melodies of electronic guitars echoed in the space, followed by the upbeat tempo of various instruments.
The Song of Dao was a dance song at first. But then, it turned into the J-Eurobeat Style.
A wireless microphone appeared out of nowhere, and the dryad hero grabbed it. Then, she began singing along.
“DO YOU LIKE… MY CAR!”
“…”
“Guess you’re ready ’cause I’m waiting for you. IT’S GONNA BE SO EXCITING!”
Miaomiao had a pokerface. Since when did this dryad relate to car racing or a concert?
RUMBLE
An earthquake shook the space. Even the Dao Pillar of Miaomiao reacted to the tremble.
BOOM
Suddenly, something exploded from below. Then, the farm that Diaochan had buried the artifact erupted along with the massive fountain of black liquid.
SPLASH
The stickiness and the smell of this black liquid gave Miaomiao nostalgia. He couldn’t believe that he would be able to see it again in his own dantian space.
It was crude oil!
He didn’t remember growing Dinosaurs or burying their fossils. How did this world grow crude oil?
Then, Miaomiao stared at Diaochan. The latter winked at him.
“The dryads that drank this oil will obtain the system and its dao. I also took some of it. See?”
Diaochan opened her system menu and showed it to Miaomiao. However, she didn’t allow him to inspect her status attributes.
PLOP
While Diaochan was flexing her discovery, the artifact came out from the fountain, and the oil stopped gushing from the farm.
Eurobeat had already finished singing a song. She was panting in exhaustion.
“Don’t make me sing again. It’s tiring.”
“…”
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A day later in the space, Miaomiao recovered his stamina. He decided to wake up to check the tournament’s result.
Currently, on the outside world, the tournament reached day two.
Miaomiao learned about Kang Yan’s landslide victory over a representative from a small clan. He watched the replay footage and was astonished to see her new Dao.
The Dao Avatars behind her was definitely the Pillar Men from a certain series. Even Kang Yan’s weird pose looked the same as the protagonist of that story.
He was happy to see Kang Yan’s growth, but he was concerned that she might turn into a freak in the future.
Still, there was nothing he could do. Kang Yan had stolen a part of Ling Tianlong’s plot armor, and she was currently replacing his role.
After watching enough, Miaomiao decided to contact Mu-Nyang. He opened his channel menu and typed into the chatbox.
‘Senior Mu-Nyang. I think I might have obtained something that belongs to you. I managed to locate a Player remnant and stole his artifact.’
Miaomiao had stored the crystal in his system inventory. He couldn’t allow Diaochan to mess with his Isolation Training Space by flooding some crude oil on it.
He didn’t want to start an industrial age yet. The space also didn’t need automobiles, planes, or anything that needed crude oil. No matter how magical it was, Miaomiao was scared of the consequence of keeping this artifact and the mysterious oil that could bestow a system.
He decided to return it to its owner before something irreversible happened. After all, Mu-Nyang seemed to have a grudge against these “Players”.
Ding
[Mu-Nyang has sensed a presence of a Player.]
[Macho Joshua has transferred the Broken Soul of Pangu Online’s Player from your system inventory to Mu-Nyang.]
[Mu-Nyang is shocked to see a leftover remnant of THAT incident.]
[Mu-Nyang approves of your honesty and contribution to the peace of the universe.]
[Mu-Nyang has donated you 1,000 3rd-grade soul stones as a reward.]
[Mu-Nyang has granted access to his Constellations and his planets. You may freely visit the worlds of Cathulhus and Catopuses.]