Chapter 585: Proposals
Chapter 585: Proposals
Tribulation clouds attracted the attention of local cultivators. As they lived in a culture without any form of entertainment, they gathered in the area to watch the tribulation lightning.
Food stall vendors moved their shops to a safe place. Some of them used their flying treasures to be the foothold of their shops to continue operating. As a result, a hundred flying buildings hovered around, maintaining a distance from the dark cloud.
A local cultivator rode on a flying adult centipede. While he was watching the tribulation clouds, he bought a basket of dim sum and slowly ate it. Many cultivators brought out meat buns to eat. Some were chewing jerkies.
Everybody treated the tribulation clouds as a show. They were used to it.
"Which bastard has broken through this time? The heavenly tribulation seems stronger than usual."
"No immortal is overseeing the tribulation, though."
"Is this a Dao Tribulation or breakthrough tribulation?"
People speculated differently as the tribulation clouds were massive.
BANG
Soon, a bolt of lightning destroyed on the rooftop.
"Ah, crap! It's the centipede vendor?!"
"I knew something was odd about him. He must have been gathering lifespan to prepare for this!"
BOOM
BOOM
Lightning bolts rained down upon the stable like a machinegun. Yellow lightning came down first.
…
Miaomiao, who had just completed the breakthrough, frowned at the lightning bolts. They kept striking his crotch as if it had a grudge against it.
Previously, it burnt his manhood, and Miaomiao was forced to transfer some of the pain to his clone. But now, his constitution and physical defense got a lot better as he obtained the perks of other sentinels.
Tribulation lightning was nothing to him now.
'Munya… it tickles.'
Most damages were negated by Nya-Nya. The saintess was immune to all Heavenly Tribulations and non-compound elements. Moreover, she had already enveloped Miaomiao's body with a lightning barrier.
If this world was a game, the lightning would have dealt zero damage to Miaomiao. But Miaomiao was not satisfied. He began circulating Chaos Element Qi to twist the law of nature.
BOOM
BOOM
Lightning strikes hit the lightning barrier, and the barrier converted providence Qi of Heavenly Dao into usable providence Qi!
Moreover, the chaos element Qi traced the lightning bolts back to their source. A wisp of Qi entered the tribulation clouds.
Suddenly, a link between the cloud and Miaomiao was formed. The latter smirked as he began manipulating the clouds.
Miaomiao pulled the mass of cloud toward the stable. The black mass of gas was sucked toward the stable like water in a whirlpool.
But the end of the whirlpool was Miaomiao. He was stealing the Heavenly Tribulation Clouds!
"What are you doing, Mao Miaomiao!" Xie Lian panicked when he noticed what Miaomiao was doing.
"What can I say? It's free real estate."
"You are offending the Heavenly Dao! This heavenly tribulation comes from the Heavenly Dao!"
"It wants to punish me for a silly reason, so I have the right to fight back."
"You don't! You can't fight back the Heavenly Dao! You need to follow its direction and laws!"
"Then, if it wants me dead, should I die?"
"…"
BOOM
BOOM
The tribulation clouds attempted to resist Miaomiao's chaos Qi. It released red lightning bolts, which were as strong as a full-power strike of a five-star constellation immortal.
Miaomiao took it head-on, but nothing happened to him.
The clouds changed color from red to gold. Then, it unleashed everything at Miaomiao's crotch.
The golden lightning was stronger than the previous one. It had the power of a 10-star constellation immortal.
Even so, Miaomiao took it head-on again. This time, it burnt his pants and revealed his junk.
It was erected and shiny.
Miaomiao laughed as he converted a portion of golden lightning element essence to merge with his manhood, painting it gold.
The tribulation clouds entered Miaomiao's body and disappeared. The tribulation abruptly ended.
Miaomiao burped. He patted his belly while the parasites in his dantian world competed to absorb the energy.
Ding
<You have absorbed a massive amount of Providence Qi.>
<You have absorbed a massive amount of Golden Lighting Element Essence.>
<You have condensed a new elemental crystal, the Golden Lightning Element.>
Miaomiao dismissed the notification menu and gazed at his transformed manhood. It was smooth, thick, shiny, and colorful.
He wondered how his wives would react to his golden rod.
…
Meanwhile, Xie Fan covered her eyes with both hands. Yet, she peeked through the gaps of her fingers.
She had never seen something like this before. From her perspective, it was lewdly attractive.
As for Xie Lian, he didn't care about the erected thing. He inspected Miaomiao's constitution, dantian, and Qi volume.
'This cultivation method… I sense so many dao sentinels in him. So, he's really Adam's illegitimate child!'
Xie Lian let out a sigh. He was relieved that he didn't offend Miaomiao or Adam.
He glanced at Xie Fan, who had been gawking at Miaomiao's golden rod.
'Should I really use her to tie down Mao Miaomiao?'
Xie Lian hated the thought of using his sister as a political tool. However, Nuwa and Adam's orders were absolute. Xie Fan needed to be sacrificed to restrain Miaomiao.
He took a deep breath. Then, he approached Miaomiao.
"Boy, I have a proposal."
Miaomiao placed his hands on his hips, not bothering to hide his junk, "You're going to give me your sister, I assume."
Xie Lian coughed, "You must be joking! Who do you think I am?"
"Oh, I thought you followed the cliché template. Well, what I can do for you?"
"Ahem! I see that you've inherited Lord Adam's legacy. I'm curious. Are you married?"
"Didn't you read my karma? I thought you knew."
"… I can't read karma," Xie Lian coughed again. He couldn't read karma, but he had treasures that could gather background information of any cultivator.
"Welp. My mistake. Well, yes. I'm married. I have like… 20-30 official concubines and wives. I'm a dual cultivator, remember?"
"Right. Well," Xie Lian bit his lower lips. He glanced at Xie Fan again.
The tomboy still stared at Miaomiao's D. She had already succumbed to her puberty instinct.
"Haiz," Xie Lian was afraid that she might soon lose her virginity to some guy that he didn't approve of. He decided to confess, "Mao Miaomiao."
"Yes?"
"Will you marry my sister?"
Xie Fan shrieked and covered her mouth. Her face reddened to the ears.
Miaomiao revealed a sarcastic smirk, "You said you wouldn't give your sister to me."
"It was Adam's order. He wants you to marry her."
"What about her opinion?"
"It doesn't matter."
Miaomiao frowned. He turned to the little girl.
Xie Fan was still in shock. Yet, she kept her eyes glued to Miaomiao's manhood while she drooled.
"She approves me, I see," Miaomiao giggled.
"Yeah, she's in her puberty."
"Do we need to hold a ceremony?"
"If possible, yes. I wish to announce our relationship to the sect so that no one can mess with you and her in the future."
"Cool," Miaomiao nodded. "Then, can I have a taste of her before the wedding?"
"I'll castrate you if you do."
"Hahahaha! Just kidding. Well, make sure you put a leash on her or something. She's gonna pounce my dick at this rate."
"THEN YOU SHOULD COVER IT WITH SOMETHING! WHY ARE YOU FLASHING YOUR DICK?! MY EYES ARE BLEEDING RIGHT NOW!"
"Hahahahaha! The weak should fear the strong!" Miaomiao shook his hips and whirled his manhood like a helicopter blade.
"…"
Xie Lian facepalmed, regretting talking to Miaomiao. He dragged Xie Fan back before she threw herself to the pervert guy.
While Xie Lian was dragging Xie Fan away from Miaomiao, sound transmission from his clan reached him. The voice was hoarse and faint.
'Second brother, I need help.'
The talker was Xie Lian's elder brother, Xie Cheng. Like Xie Lian, he ran out of lifespan, and he tied his soul with a treasure to continue living.
However, Xie Cheng's combat prowess was subpar. He was a weak deity, whose strength was equal to 50-Star Constellation Immortal. His providence was almost non-existence as his vessels were all his clansmen and children.
Xie Lian frowned. He took out a jade token, which could be used to transmit his voice back home.
"What happens?"
'Our clan is under attack. Someone has broken into our city and killed all my children!'
"Can't you resurrect them?"
'I can't! The invader destroyed their souls! He is immune to Heaven Tribulations and karmic punishments! No Law or Heavenly Dao harms him! He's definitely working under a sage!'
"Huh?" Xie Lian's expression turned solemn as he pretended to be shocked. He had already expected a disaster, but he never thought that it would come so early.
This might have been the work of a mysterious KNIGHT that Adam had mentioned.
"Who is the intruder? What about our father?"
'Our father… is heavily injured.'
"… I see."
'You… did you know something?!' Xie Cheng sensed something.
"…"
'Did you know that someone might attack us?!'
"I'm sorry."
BOOM
Xie Lian crushed his jade token and cut the communication link. His soul core inside the artifact also began to move, carrying the artifact away from the city before it got caught in the crossfire.
Xie Lian's expression was dark. He let out a heavy sigh.
'Forgive me. Father, brother, may you rest in peace. Your death is predetermined. From now on, leave the Xie Clan to me and Xie Fan… and Mao Miaomiao.'
Xie Lian turned to Xie Fan. He secretly erase the family crest in her soul so that she wouldn't die when Xie Xuanyuan perished.
…
Xie Clan Manor
The courtyard, field, and the walls in front of the manor were painted with black ash. Corpses of women, children, and elders slowly dissipated into ash as their souls were completely destroyed.
Xie Cheng's spirit glared at the lone grim reaper, who had slaughtered all his family and vessels. A large maul hovered behind Xie Xuanyuan as his soul core resided in the artifact.
The patriarch of the Xie Clan shivered in fear as he gazed at his opponent in shock.
The intruder leisurely cleaned his flame saber. He smiled at his relative.
"Grandfather. As long as you free my father, I will spare your clan."
"Impossible. His soul is bound to me. We can't be separated!"
"Bullshit. You're planning to take over his body and steal his providence. Your soul and his soul have never been bound. Everything is your made-up story!"
Xie Xuanyuan glared at Xie Tian. His expression turned ugly, "I should have killed you when you were born."
"Yup. Thanks to your mercy, I get to live and come back here! Now, I'll warn you for the last time. Release my father, or I'll erase the Xie Clan for good!"
"You traitorous jinx! You and your father are the same!"
Xie Xuanyuan bellowed and activated his providence domain. Several dead clansmen of the Xie Clan were resurrected, but more than half of them remained dead.
People without a soul couldn't be resurrected. Xie Tian knew about this loophole of a deity's invincibility power.
But Xie Tian had a superior providence domain. He unleashed his power as the God of Time.
"Resistance is futile. Give up, grandfather."
CLICK
Xie Tian's providence domain covered the entire Xie City. No one could move an inch, but they could still sense everything.
The protagonist plunged his saber on the floor, and the ring of flame was erupted. It was centered around Xie Tian. Then, the flame expanded like a shock wave, engulfing everything in the city.
Innocent bystanders were burnt to ash, body and soul! Soul cores of immortals were cracked and burnt to crisp.
Secret treasures were devoured in the black and white flame. The black yin flame kept destroying objects while the white yang flame devoured souls.
Even Xie Cheng's soul core, whose soul was inside the large maul, was burnt to ash. A deity fell instantly.
Xie Xuanyuan's providence got weakened again. This time, his cultivation base regressed back to the pseudo deity realm!
All his vessels were killed! His faith power was crippled!
Even Xie Lian and Xie Fan cut their ties with him! Xie Xuanyuan didn't know what had happened to them, but he guessed that Xie Tian got them, too.
Xie Xuanyuan wanted to curse Xie Tian out loud, but he couldn't move. He could only watch his subordinates and family being killed by the abandoned grandson.
Xie Tian was merciless. He pulled the saber from the floor and walked toward his grandfather.
The blade severed both arms and legs of Xie Xuanyuan. Then, Xie Tian's hand plunged into the grandpa's chest.
"I know that you won't release my father no matter how I beg. After all, you betrayed me in every timeline. You clansmen never left me alone, and no elf under you was trustworthy. Death is the only salvation."
SWUA
Xie Tian pulled out an invisible orb from Xie Xuanyuan's soul core. It was the soul of Xie Qingtian.
As soon as Xie Tian got his father's soul back, he cleaved Xie Xuanyuan into two and turned him to ash.
Just like that, the genocide was finished. The protagonist moved on with his storyline.
Xie Tian injected his providence Qi into his father, trying to reconstruct his father's body.
Suddenly, he heard a sound transmission from Adam.
'This is KING. Congratulations for slaughtering your entire family. I'm impressed.'
"…"
'I'm relaying an order from Nuwa. I have a job for you.'
Xie Tian narrowed his eyes, "What do you want, war droid?"
'Is that how you talk to your King? Without me, your mentor would have been killed several times already. Also, without my interference and my assistance, you wouldn't have had succeeded in crossing the timeline.'
Xie Tian clicked his tongue.
Adam was right. Without him, he would have failed in coming to this dimension, and his soul would have been destroyed. Because of Adam's help, Xie Tian ended up being forced to work as Nuwa's chess piece, aka Knight.
"I'll correct myself, then. How can I help you, yOuR mAjEStY?"
'It's simple, actually. I need you to infiltrate Mt Olympus. Your mentor's wife has been kidnapped by Hades' men. Go retrieve her and bring her back to your mentor. Oh, while you're at it, please kill as many Olympian gods as you can, especially the chess pieces. We need to weaken their forces before the FINAL GAME.'
"…"