Chapter 593: Resort Castle Fun (1)
Chapter 593: Resort Castle Fun (1)
Miaomiao, Ta Dun, and Tugu dropped their jaws. They slowly walked into the fortress castle and admired the scenery inside.
Although the atmosphere inside the castle was dark and gloomy, it was well decorated with the finest gemstones and furniture. All tables, chairs, and cabinets were sky-grade artifacts while gemstones filtered the air into soul essence.
Just by standing still, everyone could feel that their Qi and essence rapidly increased.
Ta Dun and Tugu lost patience. They sat down and cultivated.
Xie Lian chuckled and ignored them. He told Xie Fan and Miaomiao to follow him to the upper floor.
The group climbed the external stairs to the 10th floor.
The top grand hall was the throne room of the castle. Roman pillars, long red carpets, and dim light looked uncanny, but Miaomiao kept thinking of a demon king's castle.
Xie Lian smiled and proceeded to the room behind the throne. It was a grand bedroom with a king-sized bed and a wide balcony, which faced the courtyard in front of the castle.
As soon as Miaomiao stepped into the chamber one step, he couldn't proceed further. The pressure and the Connate Qi in the room threatened to crush his body and dantian, and he couldn't circulate his Qi in this room!
Xie Lian turned to Miaomiao, "Lord Adam used to live here. This room is protected by the Connate Array, so only deities or elves can enter here."
Xie Fan waltzed into the room without problem as she inherited Adam's bloodline. She explored the balcony and forgot about her brother and Miaomiao.
Miaomiao sweated profusely. He stepped back and watched the room from outside.
Xie Lian consoled Miaomiao, "Worry not. You will be able to enter here eventually if you cultivate diligently."
"As if you will allow me to enter that room. When I'm a deity, you would have dragged me to Eden Garden instead."
"True. But let me finish. There's a shortcut to that."
"Shortcut?" Miaomiao had a bad feeling about this. Fortunately, his right eyebrow sensor didn't react to Xie Lian's ulterior motive.
"Marry my sister. Dual cultivate with her and absorb her bloodline."
"You said you would give me your sister before, but what's the catch?" Miaomiao didn't believe that Xie Lian would give his sister for free.
"Change your surname to Xie and work for Lord Adam."
"Figured as much. I refuse."
Miaomiao declined without having a second thought. Although Adam seemed to be on Xie Tian's side, Miaomiao hadn't fully trusted him yet.
Nobody could be trusted in this universe.
"No hesitation, huh?"
"Pfft. If it was a cooperation agreement or an alliance, I would have agreed. I used to change my surname several times, and I regretted doing so. I won't change my precious CAT surname ever again!"
"I see. I believe you might get along with Mu-Nyang and Virtuous Sage well. You really come to the wrong place."
"I know. But who's Virtuous Sage?"
"The backer of Mu-Nyang. You didn't know?"
"I don't. Who is he?"
"I'll answer that question if you fulfill all my conditions."
"Pfft. Nope. I won't change my surname."
"How about I change my sister's surname to Mao?"
"That's better, but I won't be working for Adam."
"Then, let me compromise a bit. Instead of being Lord Adam's subordinate, how about you work as a guest elder for Eden Garden Sect when you become a deity?"
Miaomiao grinned and nodded in satisfaction. Xie Lian never oppressed him in the negotiation, and he was easy to talk to.
"As long as I won't be bound or become his vessel, that's good."
"Is that a deal?"
"Deal."
"Good!" Xie Lian laughed and patted Miaomiao's shoulders, "Now, let's talk about how we will proceed with the wedding ceremony. But first…"
Xie Lian's expression turned solemn, "You're too weak. If we hold a wedding ceremony like this, the other grand elders and other elf families in the sect will look down on me. I need you to breakthrough to the immortal realm before the sect's annual exam."
"I'm an initiate. Why do I have to take the exam?"
"You'll be kicked out again soon since you never showed up at the 12th peak or accept any sect mission."
"…"
…
That day, Xie Lian set several goals for Miaomiao to follow.
First, Miaomiao needed to advance to the immortal realm before the start of the annual examination, which was less than 190 days away. The cultivation path must be above the sect's standard. The regular Immortal Saint Path and ordinary constellation path were not acceptable.
Secondly, Xie Lian wanted Miaomiao to dual-cultivate with Xie Fan to increase their affinity. Once Miaomiao obtained enough [Blood Essence] from Xie Fan, he had to enter this chamber and cultivate the Xie Clan's secret techniques, which could only be passed down to elves.
And lastly, Xie Lian wanted Miaomiao to share his secrets with the future Xie Clan.
As long as Miaomiao could fulfill every goal that Xie Lian had set, he would tell Miaomiao more about the sages!
Miaomiao was skeptical about the last goal as he didn't like giving away his techniques to outsiders. Still, he didn't mind the request since he planned to make Xie Lian and Xie Fan his Dao Sentinels later.
After all, he needed 81 sentinels to complete the grand soul formation. Only then, his foundation would be perfect. He also needed information about other sages and their motives, so Xie Lian's intel was a must.
After Xie Lian finished giving Miaomiao homework, he and Xie Fan settled and rested in the king's chamber. As for Miaomiao, he got the servant room next to the king's room as his new home.
Even though it was a room for servants, it was fully furnished. Every piece of furniture was pseudo-heaven-grade artifacts, which continuously healed fatigue and physical injuries. Even the bed and pillow glowed in golden light, rejuvenating Miaomiao's vital.
Miaomiao stared at the radiating bed and pondered. He wondered what it would feel like if he had sex with someone on this bed.
Since he got time for himself, Miaomiao summoned Liu Guang to the real world.
As soon as Liu Guang's body manifested to the real world, she frowned, "I thought you would summon Ma Xingjuan since she wants a baby. Why me?"
Miaomiao had a wry smile on his face, "I need you to help me manage the centipedes. I can't entrust anyone but you."
Liu Guang proudly smiled as her mood improved. She pushed Miaomiao to the bed and sat on him, "My wage won't be cheap."
"How much?"
"A year of non-stop ejaculation."
"… That's nuts. My balls will wither."
"Just kidding," Liu Guang giggled while her fingers slowly stripped his clothes, one piece at a time. She enjoyed rubbing and touching Miaomiao's firm chest and stomach.
"Six hours of hardcore sex per day."
Miaomiao narrowed his eyes. This wage was too much.
"Two hours a day. I need to cultivate, and my consciousness in my dantian can't do all the work alone."
"No. Six hours a day. It will leave me hanging if you end it too early."
"… Three hours."
"Six hours."
"Three hours, plus double penetration, tentacle to the mouth, full-body oiling, and hand-milking."
"DEAL!"
Liu Guang giggled and leaned over to kiss him.
Miaomiao inwardly sighed. This yandere concubine was selfish sometimes, but she had the qualification to do so. After all, she was the empress of all pests.
He activated the Dao of Seduction and multiplied his manhood into two. His angelic wings turned into slippery and oily tentacles.
For three hours, Miaomiao gave Liu Guang enough love that her belly almost burst from the white liquid inside.
…
Next Day
Miaomiao came out of the room with Liu Guang. However, Liu Guang didn't use her real appearance.
The pest empress disguised herself as a demi-human with a half-insect half-humanoid appearance. She looked like a giant praying mantis with six human breasts and insect arms!
She did this to hide her real beauty. After all, she needed a reason to live in Miaomiao's bedroom, and she didn't want to attract the attention of random horny virgins in the future.
Xie Lian, Xie Fan, Ta Dun, and Tugu mistook her as one of Miaomiao's pets. They didn't bother talking to her and left her alone.
Liu Guang then approached the two employees of Miaomiao. She ordered them to capture some monster beasts in the perimeter as the centipedes needed food.
Although Miaomiao could produce endless food supplies from his dantian world, he chose not to reveal this secret to outsiders. He continued using the employees to the fullest.
Ta Dun and Tugu rushed out of the castle right away.
Before the end of the day, both men returned with a mountain of giant scorpions, snakes, a dune worms. The food was enough for the centipede for half a day, but it was far from enough to feed every baby centipede.
Without a choice, Miaomiao secretly transferred half of the centipedes, including the queens, to the dantian space. They would live in Liu Guang's plane along with her subordinates.
The centipede's matter was settled. At long last, Miaomiao cleared his schedule for him to complete Xie Lian's second mission.
While Liu Guang was busy, Miaomiao invited Xie Fan for a stroll.
…
Fortress Garden
Behind the wall and the castle was a flower garden. A stone road cut through the field, allowing anyone to stroll in the garden without stepping on the flowers.
Each flower was an immortal-grade herb. One of them could potentially raise a mortal's spirit root and turn the consumer into a genius of their generation!
However, they had a dire side effects.
Red roses were called the Undefeated Morning Wood Flower. Though it had no effect on women, it raised one's flame spirit root and vitality, but the consumer would have a permanent erection and random ejaculation issue.
Blue lilies were actually man-eating flowers "Glorious Eunuch". Any man who consumed this flower would be cursed into a woman permanently!
There were more deadly flowers in the garden with strange effects. However, Xie Fan seemed to not care about them.
She held Miaomiao's hands and strolled on the road together. She didn't even pay attention to his pale face.
Miaomiao stared at the deadly flowers and sweated profusely. At first, he planned to bring out Xie Fan for a date so that he could seduce her slowly. But now, the weird flowers and their colorful spores threatened him.
"Thanks for inviting me out, Sir Mao. I… am glad."
Xie Fan blushed. Yet, she held his hand tight.
Meanwhile, Miaomiao sensed the killing intent from one of the sentient flowers. He hugged Xie Fan and leaped back two steps, pulling her out of danger.
SPLASH
One of the pink sunflowers spat acidic juice on the place where they had stood. The road melted, but it automatically repaired itself.
The pink sunflower showed its bloodshot eye under the fluffy spores. Miaomiao could hear its voice in his mind.
'Tsk. Just a bit slower, and I would have turned them into fertilizer.'
"…"
Miaomiao maintained his pokerface. He princess-carried Xie Fan back to the castle.
Meanwhile, Xie Fan was oblivious to the danger. Her face was red to the ears.
"Sir Mao! W-W-What are you doing?"
"Let's get out of here and go somewhere else that we can TRULY be alone."
"EH?!"
Xie Fan's imagination ran wild.. She secretly checked her lingerie and let out a sigh in relief that she had worn the right set.