Chapter 596: Fun Pills
Chapter 596: Fun Pills
The corners of Miaomiao's mouth curved up into a crescent smile. Even his eyes looked creepy.
As Sun Bin had been observing Miaomiao's recent action from the beginning, he figured the latter's intention.
"Junior Mao. Initiates must not harm each other. Also, Jiang Yi. You should never look down on any mortal. In the Dark Forbidden Zone, some deities disguised themselves as immortals or mortals. If you keep this up, you will eventually offend a hidden expert and get yourself into trouble."
Jiang Yi, the current leader of the initiate class, peered at Miaomiao and scoffed. He turned to the elder and respectfully bowed, "This junior understands."
Sun Bin narrowed his eyes. He could see the contempt within Jiang Yi's pupils.
"Remember, Jiang Yi. I can't save you again."
"…"
Sun Bin sighed. He knew that his warning never got through the thick skull of this arrogant initiate.
Jiang Yi didn't understand that Sun Bin just saved his life. The former still thought that the elder was too kind to Miaomiao.
Sun Bin gave up on him. He only hoped that Miaomiao would spare him in the future.
…
While Miaomiao in the real world proceeded to his seat at the back row, his consciousness in the dantian world was having fun concocting a sex-change pill.
Diaochan, Xu Chu, Dian Wei, and Chang'e joined in for the fun. They supplied Miaomiao with their Qi, hoping that Miaomiao could come up with a new toy.
As Dian Wei could borrow the power from the Sperm Planet and Semen Moon, she contributed a lot to this new creation. Miaomiao, Diaochan, and Xu Chu combined their negative karma power into the pill while Chang'e stabilized the cauldron's temperature.
One second in the real world was 36,000 seconds, aka 10 hours in the dantian world. Within a minute in the real world, Miaomiao's consciousness and the gang completed the enhanced version of gender-changing pills.
They immediately called Guo Jia over and fed him a pill, using him as a guinea pig.
Guo Jia wanted to refuse, but he was force-fed. The mental-patient gang shoved it down his throat.
Instantly, Guo Jia's body transformed into a cool-girl type.
Miaomiao didn't do anything to him. He took notes of the medical effect.
Two minutes later in the real world, aka 50 days in the dantian world, Guo Jia was still stuck as a woman.
Although Miaomiao and others wanted to keep monitoring Guo Jia's condition to get a clear effect range, they concluded that the improved pill was a success.
Miaomiao immediately concocted more pills and put the completed ones in his system inventory.
In the real world, Miaomiao added a pill to his system shop to check the default price.
He was not disappointed.
…
[Mao Miaomiao's Shop]
Medium-Grade Gender-Swap Pill (One Year) (1)
Price – 1,000 Years of Lifespan
…
The system was generous. It even showed the effect range of the pill. Unfortunately, the effect only lasted a year.
Still, this pill was easy to make as it used Miaomiao's semen element, Chaos Element, and sperm planet's seawater as the main ingredients. Each batch of pills took only an hour to make, and each batch always came out with five to ten pills.
If Miaomiao wanted to, he could create more clones and establish a sweatshop to make sex-change pills!
He giggled while his mind went to Narnia. He didn't even listen to Sun Bin's lecture anymore.
Suddenly, a chalk bullet hit his forehead, waking him up from the dream world.
"Junior Mao. I know that this is your first time listening to my lecture, but could you please pay attention? Your silly giggles distract everybody. What are you, a mental patient?"
Miaomiao rubbed his forehead and saw the purple blood. He sighed as his body instantly healed the injury.
"I'm sorry, senior. Your lecture gave me inspiration, and I suddenly came up with a new pill recipe."
Sun Bin's expression turned ugly while the elder at the side held back his laughter.
"Can you tell me how a constellation cultivation method is related to a fucking pill recipe?"
Hearing Sun Bin's retort, the initiates laughed while the class representative clicked his tongue.
Miaomiao gazed at the blackboard in front of the class. He pointed at the meridian diagram that Sun Bin had drawn.
"I was looking at the diagram and I suddenly had a question, what do women's meridians look like? I suddenly thought of women's organs. And then, I had this silly idea. What if I can make a gender-swap pill so that I can learn more about a woman's anatomy? And… Voila! I have this pill recipe in my mind."
The initiates laughed again. None of them noticed the expressions of the DaoPorn fans, who had seen Miaomiao's deeds.
These guys believed that the sicko bastard could do it!
Sun Bin sighed, "Please, junior Mao. Gender-Swap pill doesn't exis-"
While Sun Bin was talking, Miaomiao brought out a pill.
"I already completed it."
"…"
Everybody stopped laughing while the porn fans smirked.
Jiang Yi had enough of Miaomiao's bullshitery. He stood up and yelled, "Stop wasting our time with your nonsense! You said that you had an inspiration. But now, you have the pill? Do you think we're stupid?!"
Miaomiao blankly stared at Jiang Yi, "No, but I believe you're the retarded one."
"…"
"If you can't hear me, I'll say it again. Aside from the elder and other classmates, you're the idiot."
Jiang Yi turned toward Miaomiao. He screamed, "BASTARD! WHO DO YOU THINNK I-*KUK*"
Miaomiao flickered his finger and sent the pill to Jiang Yi's throat.
Jiang Yi was a tall muscular man with brown skin and a handsome face. In the white uniform, he stood out from other light-skinned cultivators.
But after the pill took effect, his face's outline changed. His bulky muscle got thinner, and his 195cm height decreased to 180cm. The toned chest got rounder, and the hips took shape.
Jiang Yi transformed into a sexy brown woman!
The initiates widened their eyes and stared at Jiang Yi. The porn fans hysterically laughed and rolled on the ground while Xie Qingtian shook his head.
Sun Bin was speechless. He dropped his jaw.
While everybody was confused and shocked, Miaomiao pressed the stopwatch to stop time.
CLICK
The time was frozen, and Miaomiao was the only one that could move or sense the time flow.
He snickered and leaped toward Jiang Yi. He drew Killer Queen and used his signature move.
Stripper Swordsmanship!
With just a few cuts, the uniform of Jiang Yi was cut to pieces.
Miaomiao took a step back to admire Jiang Yi's naked body. He groped her breasts to check the firmness.
Indeed, her boobs were firm and bouncy.
Although Miaomiao had the urge to violate Jiang Yi while the time was frozen, he chose not to do it yet. After all, plowing the dry virgin field was bad for the skin. He needed to water the field first.
Miaomiao shoved his fingers down his new hole. He used various techniques to stimulate the sensitivity down there. He also needed to cut the hymens and heal the wounds with his Qi so that the deed wouldn't be bloody.
For the sake of skipping the foreplay, Miaomiao brought out another pill from his spatial ring. The pill was long forgotten since he didn't need to use it, but he remembered that he had it.
He tossed the pill down Jiang Yi's mouth, and he shoved another pill to the depth of the lower mouth.
Once the preparation was ready, Miaomiao returned to his seat and clicked the watch.
CLICK
The time resumed.
"Huh?"
"What the?!"
Everybody was confused. They stared at Jiang Yi, who had suddenly become naked.
As Eden Garden Sect lacked men, most sheltered young immortals had never seen a naked woman before. When they saw Jiang Yi's new look, they got excited.
The friends of Jiang Yi who had been sitting on the front two rows had the best views. Their wide eyes focused on her butt and the golden triangle. As for the guys on the back and the center, their pupils reflected the images of the brown mountains.
Jiang Yi also felt strange. A pill in his stomach and another pill in his lower belly suddenly melted and spread strange energy. Moreover, the delayed effect of Miaomiao's fingers reached her.
She felt as if someone had fingered her. All tingling sensation came to her at once.
"AH!"
Her crotch got so hot, so did her nipples. The stimulation heightened her sensitivity, sending a shiver up and down her spine.
The pill in her uterus was quickly dissolved. The ovary reacted to the energy and sent an electric signal to her brain and nervous system.
She ovulated and came.
"!!!"
Jiang Yi collapsed on all four. She couldn't control her bladder and let out the white juice.
Fortunately, she pointed her butt at the blackboard. No one was sprayed.
Miaomiao grinned. He pressed the stopwatch button again.
Before he gave Jiang Yi to the boys, he needed to teach her a lesson about sex. He approached her and took off his pants.
For one hour, Miaomiao enjoyed her virgin hole. He also left two liters of his semen inside her.
Although Miaomiao wanted more, he didn't want to waste more of his lifespan. He put on his clothes, adjusted Jiang Yi's posture, and returned to his seat.
CLICK
Time resumed.
"???"
Jiang Yi was confused yet again. She remembered that she was crawling on all four. But now, she was sitting and spreading her legs, showing her private parts to the boys.
And again, the delayed sensation hit her. She felt as if something big had penetrated the hole several thousand times within a few seconds, and the stimulation was beyond her imagination.
She rolled her eyes and squirted the second time. Miaomiao's seeds gushed out, and the holy water sprayed on the men, who stared at their class representative in disbelief.
The initiates were speechless. They ignored the juices and gawked at the orgasm.
The sexy moan and the explicit scene turned the virgin men on. Their dragons rose in their pants, reacting to the visual stimulation.
Sun Bin and Xie Qingtian furrowed their brows. They glared at Miaomiao, suspecting him for the abnormal event.
"I-I can't hold it anymore. I'm sorry, Senior Jiang Yi!"
One of Jiang Yi's friends took off his pants. Then, he inserted it into the hole, which was still leaking white juice.
"!!!"
Jiang Yi couldn't speak a human language anymore. She screamed as the new sensation shocked her.
As soon as the pioneer plowed the wet soil, the others also got the courage to take off their pants. They surrounded Jiang Yi, wanting a piece of her too.
Unfortunately, before anyone could finish the deed, Sun Bin bellowed.
"ENOUGH!"
The initiates that wore no pants vomited blood and fell to the ground. They felt like their balls were hit by something hard, and their erection was killed.
As for Jiang Yi, she fainted.
Miaomiao and porn lovers clicked their tongues. Although they were unaffected by Sun Bin's outburst, they were disappointed that the show was cut short.
"Mao Miaomiao!" Sun Bin yelled, "I know it was you! Come to my office! As for you lots, today's class is over!"
Sun Bin waved his hands and wrapped Jiang Yi with a silk mat. Then, he sent her to the Jiang Clan's residence, which was located on the mountain.
"Ah, a pity," Miaomiao lamented. He followed Sun Bin to the peak's grand hall.
But his fans suddenly shouted, "Let's go, Boss Mao!"
"Give us a signature later!"
"We love you, boss! Your clips are awesome!"
"Send us new clips, too!"
Miaomiao laughed at them. He tossed a pill bottle, filled with gender-swap pills, toward the guys. Then, he transmitted his voice to their minds.
"Those are sex-change pills. That's a token of appreciation to my fans. Share it with your buddies."
The group cheered and saluted to Miaomiao. Then, they huddled, distributing the fun pills among each other.
Xie Qingtian glanced at the horny men and sighed. He turned around and followed Sun Bin to the office.
After all, he had other businesses with Miaomiao.
…
Isolated Training Space
Meanwhile, the pill effect expired, and Guo Jia returned to his true gender.
Guo Jia let out a sigh of relief. Fortunately, Miaomiao and Sima Yi didn't do anything to him while he was a woman.
When Guo Jia came out, Meowmeow laughed at him.
"You're lucky, munya!"
"How so?"
"Had you been inseminated and gotten impregnated, your life would have been a lot more complicated, munya!"
The late warning sent a shiver up and down Guo Jia's spine. He imagined what would have happened had he been pregnant when the pill expired.
"W-What will happen if the pill consumer is pregnant?
"That would have been a nightmare, munya! Have you ever seen a pregnant man? How do you think a pregnant man would deliver his baby, munya?"
"…"