Chapter 707: Two VS Three
Chapter 707: Two VS Three
Chapter 705 – Two VS Three
The skull-masked tanks roared and jetted toward Eve, Sun Crow, and All-Heaven Sage.
The crow without feather laughed and charged at the forefront.
“Fool! I eat Fire Providence Qi since I was five. Your fire elemental Qi will be mine!”
The crow grew larger and reached the size of an adult ostrich. He opened his mouth and swallowed all tanks into his belly.
Miaomiao chuckled. He pressed the button and activated it anyway.
BOOM
The tanks inside Sun Crow’s stomach exploded. The crow widened his eye and vomited black smoke.
However, his HP and his physique were intact!
“HAHAHAHA! See? Your power is useless against mine! Now, I’ll return the favor!”
Sun Crow opened his beaks and gathered Fire Element Qi in his mouth.
Suddenly Miaomiao smirked. He pressed the button again.
BOOM
“Eh?”
Sharp burning pain in his stomach alarmed Sun Crow. His skill was canceled, and he could no longer stand.
Black flame erupted from inside his body. His fire element Qi were depleted and consumed by the black flame.
All-Heaven Sage and Eve jumped away from Sun Crow. She stared at Mao Miaomiao in shock.
“Death Qi and flame?! I thought Mao Miaomiao couldn’t use Death Qi when he was at 5th-stage. HOW?!”
Miaomiao tabbed his head, “Ain’t I a genius, darling?”
Eve was right – Mao Miaomiao shouldn’t be able to use Death Qi as he cultivated Life Qi when he was a 5th-stage cultivator. However, Eve and All-Heaven Sage didn’t account for his abnormal feather wings in their calculation.
Each feather could store one type of energy, such as Life Providence Qi, Element Providence Qi, or other types of Qi. Although Miaomiao and the wings were suppressed by the world’s law, Miaomiao had already comprehended Death Providence Law, so he could borrow Death Qi from one of his feathers.
In this case, Miaomiao had prepared a trick to kill Eve and others. He transferred all his Life Qi to one of his white feathers and switched his primary Qi to Death Qi.
Then, Miaomiao purposely gave Sun Crow power by using Killer Queen’s Life Qi to detonate bombs. After Sun Crow devoured Fire Element bombs to get stronger, Miaomiao used Death Qi to create another type of fire bomb.
The result was amazing as Miaomiao had expected. As Death consumed Life, all Life Qi and Life Essence inside Sun Crow became the fuel for a new advanced element, the Death Flame.
Death Flame’s behavior was similar to Yin Flame, which could not be extinguished by normal means. The Sun Crow was burnt from the inside and was reduced to ash, yet the flame continued to ignite the concrete road.
All-Heaven Sage clicked his tongue and kept the distance. As for Eve, she scoffed at Miaomiao’s attempt and created a mass of water over her head.
As soon as the water mass appeared, All-Heaven Sage and Miaomiao sensed the domineering aura of an advanced element Qi. At that moment, All-Heaven Sage noticed something strange.
Eve was only level 4!
She could use an advanced element when she was at the 4th stage?
BOOM
The water mass descended and cleansed the Death Flame. It also emitted a mixed aura of Life and Death Qi – The Twilight Qi. That was not all. Her pupils emitted Life Essence and Death Essence, which was the basic fuel for the elemental Qi.
In short, Eve could use all three types of basic Qi and Essence when she was a 4th-stage mortal, including advanced elements!
Miaomiao sighed as he had simulated the fight in his dantian universe earlier. He knew how deadly the girl was, but he also learned about her weaknesses.
‘Moxi, take care of the sage. I’ll deal with Eve.’
After giving Ma Moxi an instruction, Miaomiao acted like Miaomiao again. He stripped his clothes, showing his erected pole.
Eve frowned and sneered, “What are you doing, perverted son of Devil?”
“Tempting you.”
“Ha! You wish. Do you think I’m interested in your tiny dick?! Go home and fap to porn, nerd!”
Miaomiao grinned. Then, he began masturbating.
“…”
All-Heaven Sage and Eve were speechless. They were frozen as their brain was short-circuited.
What the hell is this man doing in the middle of an important fight?
Because of the distraction, Ma Moxi managed to return to the lane. But when he noticed what Miaomiao had been doing, his legs froze as well.
Dafuq?!
A few seconds later, Miaomiao ejaculated.
All-Heaven Sage and Eve laughed, “What the hell? Less than a minute? What are you, a pre-ejaculator?!”
Miaomiao puffed his chest in elation.
“I’m the universe’s fastest pre-ejaculator. If I want to, I can cum seven times in a second! What do you think?”
“PFFT. Good for you. Now, I know how to torture you before I destroy your faction!”
Eve circulated Life Essence, Death Essence, and Twilight Essence at once, entwining them like a rope and converting them into another advanced element. Another grey water mass appeared in the sky like a Spirit Bomb of Goku.
Miaomiao glanced at the deadliest advanced element, the Luck Element.
‘If I get hit with that, all my luck energy will be erased, and I’ll revert back to a mob character!’
Miaomiao stopped playing around and rubbed his D, making it hard again. Then, he pointed it at Eve.
Suddenly, his water gun fired a massive load of semen like a fire hose, covering All-Heaven Sage and Eve with his white sticky stuff. Miaomiao then spread his arm, flexing his trump card.
“Taste my semen element, bitches! The weak should fear the strong!”
All-Heaven Sage was enraged. He roared and generated a Life Essence Barrier, repelling the dirty semen from his skin and clothes.
At that moment, something cold traveled through his neck, cutting through his bone. His head was lopped into the sky.
The sage widened his eyes and caught a glimpse of a shadowy figure, who used his headless body as a shield against the semen stream.
Meanwhile, Eve also created a water bubble barrier to repel the semen. She also ordered the spirit bomb to descend, aiming at Miaomiao.
“LOOK OVER HERE!”
Suddenly, a drop of semen that got stuck on her robes transformed into a tank bomb. It smiled at her.
“FUCK!”
BOOM
The tank bomb exploded. However, it didn’t generate fire. It detonated another gush of semen.
Now, Eve was covered by a white fluid.
“DAMMIT! YOU’RE DEAD!”
Enraged, she created another spirit bomb while watching the previous one going after Miaomiao.
But Miaomiao simply raised Killer Queen up to the sky and pierced the spirit bomb with it. The mass of grey water instantly disappeared into the katana.
*Burp*
The black katana’s lower section swelled as if the sword grew a belly. She then transferred 50% of Eve’s energy to Miaomiao’s dantian.
Miaomiao tossed Killer Queen toward another spirit bomb and charged toward Eve. The latter also summoned a claymore and got into a stance, ready to cleave him in half with one swing.
But Miaomiao’s red pupils turned to gold. He activated the semen element’s characteristic.
“Sweet Dream!”
BADUMP
Suddenly, Eve’s vision blurred, and her tempo was interrupted by a strange hallucination.
POEK
A strong punch hit her gut. She vomited fluid from her stomach.
Miaomiao wrapped his left around her neck, locking her with a chokehold. As for his right hand, it landed on her stomach.
“You know. Sometimes, we have to think outside the box. We aren’t programmed to only fight to the death until one side is the victor. I can do something else to make you submit.”
Vampiric Touch!