WARNING! Tsundere President

In the afternoon, a lady screamed devastatingly in a high class condominium.

“Ah — Lu Bai, are you crazy?!”

Standing in front of a mirror, Yan Se roared at the man behind her. Her face twisted in pain.

Behind her, Lu Bai pulled even harder. A smile appeared on his striking face.

“This is all because you like to eat so much. Now you can’t even fit into your evening dress and you’re blaming me! I suggest that you try another dress instead.”

“No. I like black and I like it tight. I like this dress!”

She was attending this event in order to protect him. How dare he call her fat!

“You asked for this.” Lu Bai promptly tied a dead knot on her dress behind her.

Yan Se watched her tightly bound waist. Her expression gradually loosened up.

“It will hurt less later.”

“You’re used to wearing tight-fitting clothes. This should be easy for you.”

Lu Bai slowly walked to the door. When he was there, he heard her scream again.

He stopped and frowned. “What now?”

Yan Se had her back against the mirror as she studied the dead knot.

“Do you have a death wish, doing this to me?”

“I’m just worried that your dress will burst later if you eat too much.”

“Hah!” She chuckled coldly and walked toward him. “I noticed that you haven’t been getting any feminine attention recently. Have you resorted to using your hand now?”

“…” Lu Bai decided to ignore and stepped outside.

Wen He told him that she bit Huo Chen’s ear, that was why she dared not return to Huo Chen for fear of a swift death.

“It’s very normal for men. What if you can’t find release soon enough? You gotta find one when you need one!” Yan Se leaned against the door frame and continued to tease him.

If he continued to stay indoors, she would never be able to find that woman too.

At six o’clock sharp, they left the mansion in their car.

Lu Bai took a brief look at her high heels and then quickly looked away.

“What? Do you feel unsafe seeing me drive with high heels?”

“…” Lu Bai thought that staying by her side all day was the real reason he felt unsafe.

“I’ll give you a tip on how to stay safe, wanna hear it?” Yan Se asked, struck with an idea.

“No, I feel safe.”

She sighed and slowed her car down. “The thing is, you are in danger because of money. If you give all your money to me, then you will have nothing left. No one will be interested in you anymore!”

“Wouldn’t I be useless then?”

“Don’t judge yourself so harshly. You have many advantages, such as… your good looks.”

Lu Bai shot her a look. “Besides eating and judging faces, what else can you do?”

“Don’t underestimate me. I can also…” She grinned mischievously and continued, “… tease you…”

“…”

Lu Bai kept his face straight. He recalled the shameful incident from before and blushed deeply.

“What are you thinking? Your face is as red as a tomato, I feel like taking a bite!”

All that talk made Yan Se hungry. She looked down slightly to search for food in the drawer.

Lu Bai threw a side look at her. When he looked up at the road again, his eyes widened!

Beep beep beep —

A truck on the opposite side of the road was honking a them. Lu Bai immediately reached a hand out to turn the steering wheel.

His other hand was on Yan Se’s head. When the car hit the side rail on the road, he buried his head in her back.