Chapter 546 Why Are You So Desperate?
Chapter 546 Why Are You So Desperate?
?Sebastian raised an eyebrow at the Mahun, “What are you talking about?”
The man pointed at Sebastian, “Well, I applaud you for trying to match me, but you must have coerced some of these poor girls to be part of your harem with your strength right? Since you made them all wear maid clothes and everything! Have a Harem Battle with me! The winner will get to pick one of the other party’s harem to add to their own harem!!”
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Everyone on our side was just looking at the Self-Proclaimed Harem King incredulously.
But the fact that the girls on his side were looking at Sebastian with expectant eyes, it’s like they have seen something like this happen before.
What the fuck kind of shit is a Harem Battle?! Are your lovers so disposable that you can use them as pieces to bet on in a game for the potential to get even more lovers?!
Oh wait, I forgot how this World views sex… If those girls over there are just having a sexual relationship with him with no actual love involved… No wait, they did say about showing each other their love right?
So I guess this means this guys is just a fucking scumbag for doing this.
Sebastian shook his head, “I’m afraid you’re mistaken. I am merely acting as a chaperone for them. They are not, as you so claimed, ‘part of my harem’.”
That scumbag raised an eyebrow, “Eh? Really? And here I thought I found a contender for Harem King… What a letdown. Well whatever, so are any of you girls interested in me? I’m up for a quick fuck if any of you are interested. My lovers here can guarantee that I’ll definitely make you satisfied!”
“Not interested. Please just stop talking,” Lisa requested, looking at him like she had seen something foul.
That waste of space grinned at her. Please don’t grin at her… Actually, don’t even look at her… No, no, don’t even breathe the same air as her, better yet, just drop dead.
“Feisty one aren’t we? But well, here’s the thing, I believe the strong is right, so how about it? Let’s have a match and I’ll show you how desirable I am!”
Lisa was going to say something to refute him but I grabbed her before she could.
Rather than wasting our breath on him, I thought that it would be better to just show him that he had no chance.
Lisa let out a gasp of surprise as I pulled her close to me.
Without wasting a single beat, I engulfed her lips with mine, kissing my Infrid deeply.
While she was initially surprised by my action, she quickly adapted and kissed me back, her hands wrapping around my back to pull me closer to her.
Her tongue had also pushed past my lips to wrap around mine, guiding my tongue to her mouth to explore.
She tried to grope my boobs but I didn’t want her to start trying to get me to start having sex with her here so I pulled back, ignoring my Infrid’s moan of protest.
I then turned and grabbed Delmare, who seemed to have been in the middle of looking at Lisa with a listless expression until I grabbed her.
She let out a cute “Fueh?” sound right before my lips met hers in a kiss as well.
I felt her legs shift back to her tail form but I was already holding her expecting that to happen to prevent her from falling, allowing her to concentrate on our kiss instead.
Delmare also started to get a little handsy with my ass but I also pulled back once that happened, placing my finger on her lips to prevent her from unconsciously charming everyone with her Siren Voice.
“Nnghh… Not fair…” She whined but I just smiled at her in response.
I turned to the shitstain that was staring at me, “Sorry, as you can see, they are part of my harem. And no, I am not interested in betting my lovers in some silly fight. They are mine and mine alone.”
The idiot pointed a finger at me, “You… Your harem? Wait… All of them?”
Err… Technically it’s only Lisa and Delmare but I have slept with pretty much everyone here except for Katsuki, Odeta and Sebastian… So what should I say?
Fortunately, it seems like I didn’t need to worry about it because Selene answered for me, “Of course! You have a problem with that?”
The shitbag’s eyes widened, “No way! How are you able to have more than me when you’re like that?! That’s impossible!! You’re making this up to mock me aren’t you?!”
Odeta let out a bark of laughter, “Wahaha! Why can’t it be possible?! Didn’t you say so yourself? The strong is right! In this case, Sister is stronger than you! So it goes without saying that she has a bigger harem than you!”
All of their eyes landed on me.
Well, I’ve already checked their stats and I can pretty much confirm what Odeta said was true, though I would say that I didn’t get this harem because of my strength alone.
I mean… The maids are only sleeping with me because of my position as Mother’s child aren’t they? They probably wouldn’t give me the time of day if I were an outsider.
The Meslatar on that scumbag’s party scoffed, “Stronger than Wata? Impossible! He is the hero of this world, don’t you know?”
Our own Meslatar maid also scoffed, “And what, pray tell, heroic deeds has this person done? Last I checked, I didn’t even know about his existence.”
They looked at each other, as though having a mental discussion amongst themselves before turning back.
“He… He is on his way to defeat the great evil!” The Trasif argued.
Katsuki did not look amused, “Great evil? What is that?”
Their Nekomata clenched her fists in front of her chest, “It can be anything! Wata will beat it!”
Odeta rolled her eyes, “Please, if there was a great evil, I would trust that Sister will be the one to defeat it instead!”
Err… I suppose if the so-called great evil was threatening something or someone I care about, I might do that… But honestly I wouldn’t really go out of my way to be a hero if I can help it…
Like if the demons hadn’t gone and captured Tiara and only caught some other Prince or Princess I don’t personally know, I wouldn’t have gone to rescue them either.
Predictably, the idiot didn’t take kindly to that claim and pointed a finger at me, “You there! Let’s do it! I challenge you to a Harem Battle! Winner gets to pick one of the other’s harem members!!”
I rolled my eyes, “I already told you I don’t want to use my lovers as betting pieces. I don’t need to prove anything to you.”
“Grr… Why not?! Are you that scared of losing?!”
I grinned, “Oh, if you just want to fight just to prove who is stronger, I have no qualms about such a challenge. But involving my lovers is another issue altogether.”
“Tch! If you wish to become the Harem King, of course it would involve challenging other Harem King candidates for their Harem! Are you not even aware of that?!”
What the heck… Since when was there such a thing?
I looked at the other girls and all of them shrugged to show that they weren’t aware of such a thing either.
I’m guessing it’s just a stupid game he made up and convinced his own companions of to get them to follow him or something. Maybe his own companions also know that it’s bullshit and they’re just following along anyway.
But even if this was a legitimate challenge, there was just one problem with his reasoning…
“I never claimed myself to be a Harem King though?” I countered.
His eyes widened comically, “Wait… You have such a big harem… and you’re not calling yourself a Harem King candidate?”
“I didn’t even know there was such a thing called a ‘Harem King candidate’ before you showed up and started spouting such nonsense.”
“Nonsense? How dare you!?! Do you even know how many people are participating in such a sacred challenge?! All of us are competing to become the ultimate Harem King and amass the greatest Harem in this world!”
I shrugged, “In that case, there’s no need for me to compete, is there?”
He was quite taken aback by my words, “E… Eh? Why not?”
I looked at the girls around me, “Because I already have the greatest Harem in the World. So why do I still need to compete?”
Upon hearing my words, I could hear Lisa and Delmare making cute noises behind me while Katsuki and Odeta puffed their chests out proudly.
So cute~
Unfortunately for me, it seems like the piece of shit in front of me still wasn’t going to take no as an answer.
“I can’t accept this! Fine! Let’s have a match! The winner gets to have one night with one of their harem members! It won’t be a permanent trade! Just for one night!!”
Dude… How desperate are you?